Just Sul
@justsul
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Joined February 2012
If a fart can get through 2 ass cheeks, underwear and jeans. wtf makes y’all think the virus ain’t coming through that mask? 😅.
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2015: single & ugly.2016: single & ugly .2017: single & ugly.2018: single & ugly.2019: single & ugly.2020: single & ugly . consistency is key guys.
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im putting free wifi on my gravestone so people will come visit me.
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“beauty sleep” is such bullshit. i sleep 14 hours a day and still look like trash.
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Congratulations to the Astronauts that left Earth today. Good choice.
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i wanna date someone cuter than me. but sadly. i am the cutest.
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Does it bother anyone els that next year is pronounced “2020 won”.
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never lie to indian girls. that red dot be recording everything.
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Physically I’m 1 day away from July, emotionally I am still processing February.
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sometimes i wish i was an octopus, so i could slap eight people at once.
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my mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth. but unfortunately earth is round.
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While you’re sanitizing and wiping everything down, be sure to wipe hatred out of your Heart. That’s a virus too.
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i'm actually pretty attractive, if you don't compare me to anyone, ever.
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my mom say that everyone has a beautiful side. so i guess im a circle.
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u unfollow me because u r afraid of falling in love with me. i know.
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I love your eyes, but I love mine more. Because without mine I can’t see yours 😍.
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if robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, i'd just laugh and search with them.
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my morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired i am.
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roses are red. violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow. i bet u were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.
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how can i be ready for future when im not even ready to get up in the morning.
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let me fuck u. f - all in love with u. u - nderstand u. c - all u beautiful. k - eep in touch with u.
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if i got a dollar for every time i thought about you, i would start thinking about you.
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One day, the people who didn’t believe in you will tell everyone how they met you.
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if u r lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. after a while it won't feel like you are alone anymore.
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whoever thinks money doesn't buy happiness can deposit it in my bank account.
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Please pray for me. I will be going to the hospital tomorrow. I think I have a problem with my eyes. Every time I look inside my wallet, I see nothing.
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