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“good music, bad game sense” | Fortnite Prize Earnings: $187.50 | business: justcallmeb3rt @gmail .com |

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Put on these glasses and pose… Rocket League Edition
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the right AirPod saga continues
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POV: you’re a women making content about rocket league…
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9 months
Let’s say hypothetically I fell and hit my head skiing two days ago and now my pupils are two different sizes but I’m in Canada without travel insurance so I’m trying to move my flight to earlier so I can get to a hospital… just a hypothetical
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@justcallmebertt
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11 months
I have to say this is incredibly disgusting. @herculysee created this series. networked to get sponsors. Compiled an insanely detailed pitch deck just for them to tell her they were cancelling the series to then actually try to pull it off without her. she deserved better than
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If you aren’t in Retals stream right now what are you doing?
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@justcallmebertt
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9 months
Going to the hospital now
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9 months
Let’s say hypothetically I fell and hit my head skiing two days ago and now my pupils are two different sizes but I’m in Canada without travel insurance so I’m trying to move my flight to earlier so I can get to a hospital… just a hypothetical
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Dang @dignitas I didn't realize you supported people harassing streamers when they say no multiple times to a 1v1 :(
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Master Bert
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@justcallmebertt
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9 months
Final update: ct came back clear Doctor came in and said I have a concussion I’ve learned my lesson and I will never touch grass again PS: please always wear a helmet. I can’t even imagine what would of happened to me if I wasn’t wearing one when I fell
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9 months
Still waiting on results but just wanted to let y’all know I’m awake and chilling in a hospital room
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YOU: What a save! YOU: What a save! YOU: What a save! Chat disabled for 4 seconds
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9 months
Couldn’t be seen unless I paid $1100 up front and was already warned that there will be additional costs on top of that because of scans. gg
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9 months
Going to the hospital now
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@justcallmebertt
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3 months
🤠
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@justcallmebertt
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9 months
Still waiting on results but just wanted to let y’all know I’m awake and chilling in a hospital room
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9 months
Couldn’t be seen unless I paid $1100 up front and was already warned that there will be additional costs on top of that because of scans. gg
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10 months
If your bank balance was the same as your phone number, how much would you have?
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I ran 10 miles for the first time since 2018 with relatively no pain in my knee I then go to pick up my post-run pasta and they gave me a free large diet coke If that isn't the universe encouraging me I don't know what else it could be 😂
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you can tell it's an aspen because of the way it is
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I saw the band kid to gamer pipeline but what about the soccer to rocket league pipeline 🤔 (I wore two ankle braces because I constantly broke my own ankles)
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Can y’all send me pics of your animals so I can photoshop them doing things
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gm.
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Happy GF day to all my fellow rocket league players!
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I luv u. Now say it back.
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gym
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“Welcome to the Oceanic Region” 😂😂😂😂
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alright I’ll say what everyone is thinking: Chipotle is overhyped
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Are you today’s date? cause you’re a 10/10
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Red is math, green is science, blue is english
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I had a phobia of speed bumps but I’m slowly getting over it… 🚦⚠️
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4 months
Wait this isn’t rocket league • @PlayApexEsports @Spacestation @DarkZeroGG
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3 months
Flight about to take off. Hoping to see that @Spacestation won when I land
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When I was younger I wasn’t told very much that people were proud of me. Since joining the rocket league community in August I’ve received more support and praise than ever. Your kind words have impacted me more than I can express.
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Personal moment and at the same time I feel like if I talk about this it will encourage others to get help. After 10 years of battling with various mental health struggles, I finally sought out help. I’m working with an amazing psychiatrist and therapist, in addition to my
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Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you'll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you'll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?
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When did being hard stuck become illegal??
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@justcallmebertt
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I've been working on staying on top of drinking water throughout the day and hitting 10k daily steps for the last couple of weeks. Down 5lbs from when I started. Along with working on my physical health, I'm going through my options for getting my mental straight. A year ago I
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Looking like a great day to stay inside and play rocket league
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Finally back in the gym after a week of finals 😮‍💨
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the cosmo to my wanda 🩷💚 happy birthday balls 💕 @baileyryanne
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9 months
Santa dropped me off and said you wished for me?
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@justcallmebertt
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3 months
grinded for this view
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@OGesportsRL
OG Rocket League
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Help me caption this pleaaase 😂
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Update:
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Dang @dignitas I didn't realize you supported people harassing streamers when they say no multiple times to a 1v1 :(
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Happy 4/20! Love me some cold brew @Starbucks
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oce regionals have killed my sleep schedule but I have caught the last 3 sunrises
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11 months
Drop a pic of your height 5’3 (I say I’m 5’4 because 5’3 isn’t a real height)
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respect the drip snoopy
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4 months
THE @MoistEsports LOGO IS AMAZING
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5 months
Excited to announce I will be a featured speaker at @GenG and @UniversityofKY Campus Takeover Professionals Day on Saturday April 6th! I’ll be sharing my career journey and helpful tips for students interested in entering the industry. RSVP at
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Happy International Women’s Day Buy yourself flowers 🤍💛
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good morning. now say it back.
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got the theater to myself 🤓🍿🥤
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We stoopid now 🤪
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Losing my wisdom today 🥲
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Thank you for the care package @XSET 🤍Kept me super warm on the slopes today ☺️
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Losing my wisdom today 🥲
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What's the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other has a pause at the end of its clause.
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Anyone accepting trophy wife applications because this whole working for a living thing ain’t it
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easy mid-day half marathon completing this run was monumental for me because it’s the first time I’ve been able to complete this distance in 6 years with little to no knee pain 🥹
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Always clean gym equipment so no one gets caught sniffing it after you leave
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3 weeks of gym ✅ Still lifting SpongeBob type weight on chest day ✅
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6 months
░h░a░v░e░ ░a░ ░n░i░c░e░ ░d░a░y░
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8 months
Lost a follower after this post… guess they didn’t want to play mermaids ☹️
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Do you wanna play mermaids with me 🥺
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Crazy to think this time last year I was making the work day go faster by making TikToks in my cubicle, and now I’m preparing to head out to Worlds next week because of those TikToks 🥺
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Didn’t have a ride to pick up my car Gertrude, so I just ran there 😮‍💨 (feat: post run selfie with Gertrude)
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20 pairs of pants ✅ 12 hour stream ✅ 100+ gifted ✅ W community ✅
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gym, gem, jim, jym? (Live now in replies) :p
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11 months
freakin bats
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Something about it being Wednesday and wearing pink
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RIP to the Amouranth streaming room
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A 16 year old girl in my class said my shorts were dorky… I will not recover from this 😩
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And I got banned from the tiktok account 🥲
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Wanna see me derank….. Wanna see me do it again? (Twitch in replies)
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Why did the Starbucks barista respond “hell yeah” when I thanked him for my coffee 😂
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✈️
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Oh hey LA
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Wish my puppy a happy birthday or else.
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Gym?
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BRA71L :(
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Shout out to the mailman that hyped me up at the end of my run yesterday Almost had me in happy tears 🥹
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alright alright I found one 2017 -> 2023
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@ttv_katrina
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6(ish) years ago vs now ✍🏼
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step stool added to list ✔️
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mr steal yo gifts
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Where does a lobster keep its clothes? In it’s claw-set. Pax East and Lobstah rolls 😍
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Running the 5 monitor setup to not miss any of the NA games today 😪
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Yee. Haw. #rlcs
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How it started -> how it’s going 😎 @Spacestation 💛🖤
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3 YEARS AGO I GRADUATED AND A YEAR FROM NOW ILL HAVE MY MASTERS ??????
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Such a hardworking boy 🥺
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You are what you eat
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haha nice
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Trying to place higher than 99th
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How can someone be so bad at Fortnite..
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Pushing for champ… again 🫠 (Live in replies)
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🕊️✝️🕊️
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The mummy caught a really bad cold. He cannot stop coffin.
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This is pretty neat :)
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@justcallmebertt
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So I’ve been slacking socials and stream wise because I accepted a full time social media position for a company on Dec. 18 2 months later I receive employee of the month at our staff meeting today😊 Crazy time for me now, and I appreciate everyone that has stuck around as I’ve
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