Shamsi
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My dad sits with me through my CSS class and whenever I answer something Manz just gives me such a proud thumbs up. Like homie my personal class cheerleader
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“I love the poor and stuff” - overheard @ law school smoking zone
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Will Abdullah Shah Gazi clutch up again or will be witness a cyclone (600km away btw)
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M7 to law school just to find out class may be online or cancelled
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I'm so glad my batch was the last to have lums as it was always supposed to be (my first year only). Das right, what you all are getting is the china version.
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Me hung*ver af talking to my mom on video call and telling her that my shaving machine stopped working.
Her: “buss yaar zindagi hei aisay hai, humari bhi machine kabhi bhi baand ho Sakti hai”
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Told Natasha Noorani that I loved her and she said said it back 🫨
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Met this army officer at the gym who recently got posted here and long story short, he asked if I wanna have acid tomorrow 😂😂
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M7 alarm going off 3 times in 3 min, like mf stop im literally waiting to light mine
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Never try to make noodles at the khoka at 6 am on a rave night cause it will be more testing than your entire degree
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Idk man this picture looked straighter when I took it 6 hours ago 😵💫
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I know y’all be really hating on snap memories but I’m telling you the cringe you’ll feel when u go into insta story archives is unimaginable - like I can’t comprehend the cringe but idk I was an iconic af kid
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When you hurt me, this is who you hurt btw
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My mom got both my dad and I wireless earphones. She got him 20K ones and got me 2.5K ones because she doesn't trust me with them and I think that's a very very fair argument.
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the day I understood I knew nothing about my dad was in a level when I was learning German. like I came home and started responding to his questions in German to flex on him and after like 2 min this man started speaking in fluent German...
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Sometimes u just gotta turn your lights off, put on some Frank Ocean and just stare at the ceiling.
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My dad: buys me ps5
Also my dad: Yaar ye tum Kiya khel rahe ho iss umaar mein hum teen teen tank urate thae
(Just for context: my dad in the army)
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I was cooking at around 5 am yesterday, chillin making my breakfast with my earphones on when suddenly I feel someone blow on my back. That is when I turn around and scream only to see my mom holding a tasbeh and doing daam on me looking very confused about what she did wrong
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Mom picked me up from uni and I sensed all my problems going away 🥲 didn't realise how much I missed her...
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You know what today I feel the right amount of sadness for a Sunday and that’s fine right?
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Updating my Facebook dp 🤝 my mom and all 6 khalas commenting "MA beta looking lovely" 🤝 my friends seeing this and commenting "MA beta looking lovely"
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The "fuck it we ball" attitude has simmered down to a gentle "it is what it is"
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Is it mean that I got really offended when it said my music was very popular in Multan?
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Bro istg this ac fkin with me it worked perfectly in front of the repair guy, I come back home rn turn it on and the mf is cappin again wtf...then I call my dad to come and see and it starts working and as soon as he leaves the room it caps again.........
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I think my first insecurity came from the Motorola phone that said "halo motto" everytime you opened it
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At this point in the semester I just wanna leave this life of education behind, go to my lands, lay down on a charpai and 🍃✈️
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Guys being an only child is really hard pls make siblings for your kids
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Why da nicotine addiction killing me when the atmosphere supposed to be making me smoke 17 cigs in one breath ??
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If I end up getting a cat I know there's the risk of me just quitting society to spend time with my cat, but I think that's a risk I'm willing to take
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I say this again if I’m not living in Japan at some point in my 30s my life has been a waste
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Do y’all ever wake up and just wanna cancel your subscription to life?
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Do y’all ever see someone and think that damn that mf slappable afffff
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Guys I want u know that I’ve been bullied by Mustafa everyday for the past week pls help
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A beautiful day at the beach, spiderverse and completed with some wholesome people
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“I just told a poor person to not be poor” - overheard @ kashi (felt apt to retweet this cause it felt like a pt2)
“I love the poor and stuff” - overheard @ law school smoking zone
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I asked mama to bring like 3 things with her and homegirl brought 3 years worth of grocery with her 😮
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DK why but I woke up so mad at the entire concept of hot pot, like wtf man
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Using my non pta phone just caught up to me cause my normal phone has stopped working randomly and now I just own a brick
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Sometimes you gotta close your eyes and take the shot
I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)
I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours
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Took us 1.5 hours to get the car started and during that time I was watching other cars literally float in different directions. Rain in Karachi not a joke, I need a boat.
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Got a D in my addmaths mock and got told at the ptm that I won't pass my cie. Got an A in addmaths and showed my teacher who looked low-key sad at my grade.
Flex your lowest academic low score.
To remind us that almost everyone fails at some point in life but it isn't the end of the road. Just a memory in the end.
Mine was 27/100 in Engineering Math 2, just a year after I'd scored 99 in 12th boards. Much needed kick in my butt.
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Roommate and I lying on our beds at 6 am sending each other memes on insta and physically laugh reacting to them. Issa vibe bro
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I've been seeing people worship bayaan and I've been seeing people hate on idea of going back to lums. all I have to say is:
I want to be farda away from LUMS
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I just wanna go home, turn on the AC, drink unlimited amounts of tang and play overwatch with mudi, is that too much to ask ??
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I wish I hadn't finished modern family again recently, I just wanna keep watching that shit again and again cause I think that's the only thing that temporary fixes me
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Went to the mosque to pray fajr and as soon as I touched the water to do wudu I said "Christ why is it so cold"....
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my dad asked me to type him a nice eid mubarak message and i jus did this one thing for science
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Jaybees ki brownie with ice cream is too overrated, cookie dough is where it's at. I'm sorry but it's the truth ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Lmfao
i’m so fucking tired of this vpn nonsense when the actual fuck will twt go back to working normally
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Downing Zahid nihari with sum Sialkot lassi after staying up all night means we hybernate today
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Guys can I just say that Miqdad is like if a golden retriever was a person
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The worst start to a Friday, got bonked by this uncles ass while I was getting up from sajdah
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Sometimes I write sher, they're pretty shit ngl but I just find it really relaxing
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Ruet e Hilal committee 2023 ( my dad and I ) have spotted the moon. EID MUBARAK YALLLLLLL
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Karachi not having gas can't beat me, I'll make my eggs in the oven
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Dad called and casually told me that I’m a filer today ?? Bc kiyon kaisay kiya ?
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My mom an Imran khan stan to my retired army officer dad "ye tumhare bajwa se bohot naraz hoon mein"...
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Had 0 allergies today cause I’ve been popping anti allergies like tictacs and the world just seems that much more beautiful
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I remember when back in da day Manz used to dissolve my cavities huhh
Just IN:— Pakistani President Dr Arif Alvi has dissolved national assembly of Pakistan, at the advice of PM.
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Maanu dc ka bolte bolte Hassan Raheem pe laga gaya…why tf did they shut the microphones dawg
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By the age of 30 if I don't have a house in Japan, I haven't done shit in life
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Teenagers r honestly the worst like I buy u mcd in this economy on a student budget at 5 am and you tell me that my “paisa haath ka maail hai” attitude is the reason I’m broke ??? 😪
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If you're not listening to heat waves rn, what are you doing during the late nights in the middle of June ??
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Twitter circle gone 😪 you all know who u were - we kept it real there Gs
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