jurdle
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commissions open, dm for inquiries. prints and originals for sale on my site, i love you
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The computer can beat me in chess but i can put the computer in the garbage
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Nice bog dude, mind if my dead body is perfectly preserved in it for 2300 years?
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He's at the baby command center
When you see a person laugh, especially a baby, mirror neurons fire and prompt you to imitate that action yourself. This is why laughter is contagious. Mirror neurons are also the ones that prompt you to show empathy toward someone.
[📹 Steve Mathias]
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girls actually love it when you look as fucked up as possible and behave like a maniac
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"BLEeurghhh 2" 10"x10", oil on panel
commission based on a different painting of me throwing up 🤮
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Oopsie! i accidentally blocked the suez canal with my luscious round ass
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No but i would be the guy that throws the water on him
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When youre going to the grocery store with your girlfriend and you gotta lock in
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"Midra Lord of Frenzied Flame" 12"x18", oil on panel, commission for an old friend
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Im underemployed and make oil paintings for about 8 hours a day and now when i see images like this i feel like they make perfect sense to me
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Honestly im a nice guy i dont know why everyones so scared to come into my labyrinth
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Its still so insane to me when my paintings go viral and i feel the need to extend a huge heartfelt thank you to everyone who's ever shared, enjoyed or collected my work, it means so much to me, you keep me going and i love you all
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yeah no i dont go on the internet anymore im normal now i just sit by the creek and eat stuff i find on the ground
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Im living the dream but its one of those ones where all your teeth fall out
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if you get too many library late fees they send someone to kill you
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Meet me at the docks at midnight if you ever want to see your precious apes again
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You can tell a lot about a person by testing a sample of their blood
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Wow you look small today, you’re probably about the size of a little guy
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Laying on the ground screaming HELP HELP but when someone comes to my rescue im just having a little picnic and oh there just happens to be 2 place settings ;)
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just invented a pill that doesnt cure any diseases or do anything at all
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buying a baby on the dark web, making some modest improvements then flipping it for a huge profit
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