JUNIOR M
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fka False Witness. DJ, Producer, & Label Manager at @emissions_recs . Bookings: emissionsrecordings @gmail .com
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I saw Bork
I saw Bork for free at the Rosemont “DJ” and play “Swish swish” by Katy Perry and then push her way through the crowd of twinks doing a finger motion to everyone to give her a cigarette. You will not get that experience for $104 under some damn bridge no one can spell 😔
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buying twitter dot com for 45 billion is a totally reasonable and not at all weird or psycho reaction to being rejected from berghain
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pour one out for the artist who single handedly crafted the cultural and sonic zeitgeist of the last decade. legendary. rest in power, SOPHIE.
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My first time playing Säule this past February was eye (and ear) opening. It became abundantly clear how sonically different my own works compared to my contemporaries.
These spaces shaped global taste.
Read my analysis here:
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hot take: lumidee's 'uh oh' is one of the better uses of the diwali riddim, her voice is actually fine, singing "off key" is actually fine, and she deserves 100% more respect for making what is an absolutely quintessential, enduring NYC anthem
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Protest isn’t gonna cut it. We need mass civil disobedience.
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There are 3 main issues for me in American politics right now: Abolish ICE, M4A, & Abolish Student Loan Debt.
Warren: No, No, No
Buttigieg: No, No, No
Biden: No, No, No
Bloomberg: I'm just evil
Sanders: Yes, Yes, Yes
Its that simple. Whats the fucking hold up?
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Remember when an energy drink company grifted electronic musicians for free content for almost an entire decade and then stole the entire archive of it and dipped?
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People have attempted over the years to romanticize Berghain as, again, some metric of elevated clubbing or artistic legitimacy. Then u get there and it’s just an ugly ass building sandwiched between the German versions of Home Depot and Costco
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i wish music fans actually reached out to local promoters and venues instead of commenting with things like with "please come to X city" because we literally cannot unless you say something
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The police are lynching Black people. Why else would there be no investigation across 5 cases? They’re the ones doing it.
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DJ: “we dance together we fight together!”
Same DJ: “playing Tel Aviv next week”
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now that im leaving germany for the foreseeable future, some reflections on my experience:
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gun control legislation that doesnt go after weapons manufacturing will be used against marginalized ppl. This is historical fact.
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Apparently you can lose dj gigs in Berlin for making points about Palestine. I, for one, am shocked AND surprised
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dembow= a type of beat & style from DR
dancehall = jamaican style of music
tropical house = ikea food
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berlin is just a city to get addicted to cheap drugs and do sex tourism. the house and techno industry here is remarkably vapid. lesson learned.
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Just demanded to have my 5 HOR appearances removed. I hope others do the same. My response to the artist email below:
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True story: someone woke me up from an acid sleep in a hotel in Detroit to remind me to go see green velvet on the main stage at movement. When I got there, cajmere asked the audience “what time is it? I instinctively looked at my phone and said “uhhh 3:05” and then he said
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So HÖR is cancelled? Figures. Anyways!!! Free Palestine 🇵🇸
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Imagine clinging for relevancy in a scene where ur audience risks serious illness or death just for attending. Tragic.
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does anyone else get kinda sad when their coffee is almost done?
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in 2012, putting baltimore/jersey club/ballroom/"regional american club music genre" in a techno set was blasphemy. those tracks didnt meet (then) techno's inaccessible/frivolous production standards. minimal was still the bland soup du jour. anything harder was in poor taste.
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no more bitching about djing. thats stupid. from now on im only bitching about MUTHA FUCKIN CLASS STRUGGLE
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Y’all talk all this shit about facial recognition tech and then be like “lol look I’m old now hrhrhr”
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White ppl: I like older tracks. I put them in my mix.
RA comments: awesome, amazing, great job
black woman: I like older tracks. I put them in my mix.
RA comments: randomly thrown together mix, no context, too hyped, shallow, gimmicky, blah blah blah blah
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“Do you support Hamas?” is a trick question because zionists conflate Hamas with all Palestinians, just like they do with themselves and the entire Jewish diaspora. Its a set up for a us vs them argument and justification for genocide.
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the best part of this quarantine is remembering all of my embarrassing or irresponsible behaviors of the past 10 years at random hours of the day 👍
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booking a club night is so hard. i just want to book everyone i like for 3-5 hour sets in the main room that has no specific end time with an unlimited budget
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@manymanywords
Love because they’re in love 💕
Fall because it’s autumn 🍂
Order because they’re Nazis
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Europeans really used to kill eachother historically because they couldn’t agree whether their churches should high glam or minimalist
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I walked out of my apartment this morning after my friend confirmed the news from LA. Juan, Simone, and Luis have passed away. I am beyond hurt.
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Someone thought my dj name was “full sweetness” which, ngl, is also acceptable 🍭
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Anyone have lingering pandemic trauma? I find it impossible to leave my house sometimes. My brain be like “outside = bad, danger, ⛔️”
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The fuck kinda serve is this? Old? Tired?
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wreckless, spineless, weak, pathetic, and vulgar. another example of the empire absolving itself of wrongdoings. everyone who signed onto this is responsible for the hell we are in today.
Wow, a rare statement from the *entire* Dem leadership on this
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Germans will be like “techno is Black culture” and then be openly racist narcs
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Unfortunately,
@LSDXOXO
declined to comment during our interview on whether or not they had accepted our Lord & Savior Jesus Christ into his heart 😈 💖
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Made an EP called Music For Playrooms. It’s like if Brian Eno was into dark rooms and semi-anonymous gay sex.
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I, personally, would love $40,000 just to stream a DJ set. That would really help me and my family out. I would even take requests.
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Imagine your biggest problem you absolutely “must” announce on fb is that your neighbor is hot, smells good, and doesn’t respect you lol
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Ill never understand music nerd obsession with time signature. its the least interesting aspect of music. especially the yts, yall are aching for a damn waltz jfc
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The first statement for djs against apartheid was correct. These clubs in Germany ain’t shit for y’all to be so volte face with your solidarity. Oct 7 was justified armed resistance against an 75 year old occupying force, period.
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I just think it’s funny how everyone’s like “save our nightlife community!” and all I want to do is defund the police and arm the dolls.
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@fysicaltherapy
I’d like to see Spotify drop fw - test demo v34 final mix ozone 052020 (stem-1)
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i got something to say about the friendly folx who hang out in RA's comment section
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“Basement Jaxx - Where’s Your Head At?” Top tier dance record
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If we need some kind of general rule of engagement as artists playing in countries with less than stellar human rights records: don’t play in countries actively using your name for propaganda, especially in support of apartheid.
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6. integration/assimilation is impossible. you will never be german. even the germans born here will never truly be german if they are not the "correct" ethnicity/skin color. it is a testament to next level racism the entire country refuses to acknowledge.
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this is why i dont go uptown ever on the subway, i simply refuse to ever be trapped like this
"Karma Chameleon" is taking over the New York Subways!
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i've decided i'm moving back to NYC next year. I've had enough of this.
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What I find really appalling is how artists in general are being panned as antisemitic for voicing support for Palestine. That charge is a far right talking point, why are we letting it infiltrate discourse as if it was legitimate?
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Some tiktoks have the most insane music like damn where’s the download link? Then U realize it’s not a full track, it’s only meant for tiktok, any context to play it somewhere else is gone/tired, nobody using SoundCloud like that anymore. Youre old. The world is burning.
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Bernie said "fund the cops." this is why we don't trust politicians, no matter how good their policies generally are.
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At least I got to use their million dollar Manhattan recording studio a few times for free. Party.
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My sincere hope is that this challenges everyone’s perceptions of the global importance we place on Berlin’s clubbing culture and we look locally for inspiration instead
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This white girl is my ride share is named (I’m sorry) gyp-C. She’s complaining about the homeless situation in echo park. Y’all...
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NYC Techno is not Berlin Techno, nor should it try to be. Its a sound that has some deep roots that I'm learning more about now, but this city def breeds an erratic, tougher approach that i have really appreciated.
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RA comment section was particularly vicious towards KUNQ for making this exact same sentiment in 2016, but alas... discourse, amirite?
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that mixmag article is centrist bullshit. "we may never know who the real culprit is" is not a position. capitalism offers no middle ground and its very likely that most who've ever demanded 10K a gig have also never once existed in the margins
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What’s getting sapiosexuals off these days? Which ideas are really doing it for them?
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misogynists, abusers, elitist sob's upholding the patriarchal, white supremacist hegemony that you find just about everywhere else. if we arent critical and working to change that, it festers and proliferates
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praying for street justice for that arsonist at Rash in bushwick.
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8. nightlife here kinda sucks! anyone from abroad will gaze in thinking this is some techno mecca when its quite conservative & unremarkable. like my partner said to me, berlin has a vast quantity of club spaces. not many are quality.
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they just called it! He won! now, onto the next tasks:
- forcing the next administration as far left as fucking possible.
- removing Schumer, Pelosi, and adjacent trash out of power
- getting rid of the neo nazis that just took office? wtf
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11. living in germany has taught me to appreciate and preserve personal possessions. you spend the extra time cleaning those bathroom tiles or caring for that nice sweater. america's disposability culture starts to feel violent over time.
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why are yall so surprised? club culture is run by overwhelmingly center right and neoliberal types, of course theyre gonna fuck with ur bag when u stand up and say something
#djsforpalestine
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so now that its been proven that the majority of deaths at the music festival were acts committed by the IDF, when is the electronic music community gonna condemn israel?
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dweller at berghain easily the most important nightlife event in berlin this year
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Studio visit the other day:
Faculty: “who is the intended audience for your work?”
Me: “hot guys? Idk”
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to challenge problematic notions these uppity white ppl, who think they have any sort of claim on a historically BLACK style of music, is to be called "arrogant"? well fuck, guess what?
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Close friends on Instagram is “people I’d let smash” right?
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I’m gonna stop holding it against ppl for being socially awkward IRL cuz I met one of my fav artists this past weekend and could barely say anything cool or insightful
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This is the logical end for whatever neo perreo White “Latina” cultural rbma zeitgeist y’all started back in 2017 with bad gyal
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why would the police use that expensive military grade gear and weaponry... on themselves??
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Imagine having a gay president as feckless, dry, and devoid of sex appeal as Mayo Pete. I won’t stand for it!
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I’ll be in spending the rest of my time here in Germany watching this on repeat until it’s time to club again, thanks everyone
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Speaking up and being confrontational about race and Antiblackness in this industry will keep you off lineups. that's a fact. and it really sucks, because like, I totally love attention.
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im highkey over "exploring identity." can we start talking dismantling identity like...now?
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so glad hard techno isnt hot anymore so yall can leave me to make my corny ass music in peace
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