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Democrats want a week of political theater raging at Donald Trump instead of focusing on reopening schools or getting millions of Americans back to work.
Trump managed to parlay a regular election loss into 60 court losses, a terrorist attack, and an impeachment. Truly the business genius we were promised.
Last night was show business in a nutshell. A performer gets punched in front of everyone. No one does anything to stop it, and everyone acts like it didn’t happen. The puncher then gets an award and a standing ovation.
In the last two weeks, the president’s personal attorney almost took his dick out in a Borat movie, then yelled conspiracy theories next to a dildo shop. I kinda don’t mind if this goes another month.
In 10,000 years, some archaeologist is going to dig up billions of dog turds perfectly preserved in plastic bags and think, “Wow, these must have been really important.”
THE OBSERVERS WERE NOT ALLOWED INTO THE COUNTING ROOMS. I WON THE ELECTION, GOT 71,000,000 LEGAL VOTES. BAD THINGS HAPPENED WHICH OUR OBSERVERS WERE NOT ALLOWED TO SEE. NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE. MILLIONS OF MAIL-IN BALLOTS WERE SENT TO PEOPLE WHO NEVER ASKED FOR THEM!
I think almost daily about the guy on 9/11 who confidently stood up on my subway, got everyone’s attention, and yelled, “They also got the Pentagram!!!”
If we have money to pay $10,000 abortion bounties, maybe we also have money for education, health care and climate change? I don’t know, I’m probably crazy.
With Facebook and Instagram down, everyone is getting a taste of what it was like pre-2000 when the only thing you could do at work was your job. It sucked.
When an Olympic athlete stands on the medal podium, the most important thing is that they’ve never tried pot or even relaxed for one second of their entire lives.
It’s crazy the same boomers who screamed at us that video games, music and tv would rot our brains are having all their intellects dismantled by shitty facebook disinformation.