Gays are like it's not homophobia or fatphobia they just looks awful ... Well let us dig in deeper why they look awful to you? Replace them with Harry styles with the same fit and y'all balloon knots pucker up
Grindr gays will actually put “to the back of the line” or “to the front” when choosing the race of who they want. Like girl there’s no line... you’re ugly !!
#2012vs2018
After a long night of hooking, trade didn’t like the session so he had gutted me and set me on fire. But you know I didn’t die. I had crystallized. And now I’m a glamazon, bitch, ready for the runway.
Me in a Japanese restaurant waiting for the filipino waiter to bring me the pad Thai with a side of naan bread while wearing a traditional Chinese outfit listening to Kpop music
I’m so stressed and anxious rn, I’m naming five dicks I can suck, four ass i can eat, three cum I can swallow. two balls I can smell, and one cock I can ride.
Everyone's arguing about otter pops vs. ice pops but I have a question: did anyone else eat these special types of pops growing up, or was it just us Asians? This was my go-to summer treat: you'd cut off the tip or break it in half and suck out the flavor. What did we call these?
I left class because I felt like this white boy is going to pull out a gun in his backpack cause he lost an argument about feminism in the horror movie Halloween
Me: Alexa play Lorde’s best song
Alexa: playing all of Pure Heroine and Melodrama, Yellow Flicker Beat, Magnets and Everybody Wants To Rule The World cover simultaneously.