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Jeff Needles
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I make stuff, like @aggregationsio & @htmlcsstoimage i used to do data things for @epicgames and @whatnot
Villanova, PA
Joined May 2008
Data teams everywhere struggle with documentation. That's why I've built AutoDocs, the latest feature for @aggregationsio
#buildinpublic
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@wireless_anon @theo @threepointone Ohhhhhhhh, is this public / shared? Been dealing with the pain of no DO bindings just today.
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Seeing so many “cloud serverless database” nonsense metrics Breath of fresh air. Benchmarks in nanoseconds.
StringBuilder v StringConcatenation (+=) benchmarks: Here's what the results might look like from a run of above benchmark. We can see SB is slower for only 10 concats but faster for 20 concats which shows it has overhead. #dotnet
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Umm. He thinks most people live his life? Like yes, maybe WFH adds opportunities for non-work stuff mid day, but it’s prob more likely to be “take care of a sick kid” than “play tennis” Also, I’ve been working from home 100% for like 5 years. 0 games of golf or tennis.
Trump: "I don't think you can work from a home. Nobody is gonna work from home. They are gonna be going out, they're gonna play tennis, they're gonna play golf, they're gonna do a lot of things. They're not working."
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The shrieks in our section when this happened were unreal. My Apple Watch had a decibel alert basically all night. 🥳🥳🥳
"Right when I touched it.” –Cooper DeJean to @notthefakeSVP on thinking about the end zone after intercepting Mahomes
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@elithrar Honestly, i like it. I just wish it weren’t locked to such few languages. Hard to have an “infra primitive” that’s language specific.
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