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Jeff Needles

@jsneedles

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I make stuff, like @aggregationsio & @htmlcsstoimage i used to do data things for @epicgames and @whatnot

Villanova, PA
Joined May 2008
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Jeff Needles
11 months
Data teams everywhere struggle with documentation. That's why I've built AutoDocs, the latest feature for @aggregationsio #buildinpublic
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@wireless_anon @theo @threepointone Ohhhhhhhh, is this public / shared? Been dealing with the pain of no DO bindings just today.
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@thesamparr What was the old rule?
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@thesamparr @Mazzeo Strawberry Banana*
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@theo They’ve gotta run all the way to Costco to get some new folding chairs, it takes time!
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Seeing so many “cloud serverless database” nonsense metrics Breath of fresh air. Benchmarks in nanoseconds.
@Dave_DotNet
Dave Callan | dotnet
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StringBuilder v StringConcatenation (+=) benchmarks: Here's what the results might look like from a run of above benchmark. We can see SB is slower for only 10 concats but faster for 20 concats which shows it has overhead. #dotnet
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Good job (finally) @Shopify.
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Umm. He thinks most people live his life? Like yes, maybe WFH adds opportunities for non-work stuff mid day, but it’s prob more likely to be “take care of a sick kid” than “play tennis” Also, I’ve been working from home 100% for like 5 years. 0 games of golf or tennis.
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Aaron Rupar
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Trump: "I don't think you can work from a home. Nobody is gonna work from home. They are gonna be going out, they're gonna play tennis, they're gonna play golf, they're gonna do a lot of things. They're not working."
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RT @ImSh4yy: Hear me out here. What if we, like, don't shut down the database?
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Big Yikes.
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Barstool U
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Philly was going crazy last night @BarstoolPhilly
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@sm Same, i booed him tho and cheered for Taylor. 🤷
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The shrieks in our section when this happened were unreal. My Apple Watch had a decibel alert basically all night. 🥳🥳🥳
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SportsCenter
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"Right when I touched it.” –Cooper DeJean to @notthefakeSVP on thinking about the end zone after intercepting Mahomes
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@elithrar Honestly, i like it. I just wish it weren’t locked to such few languages. Hard to have an “infra primitive” that’s language specific.
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Jeff Needles
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WE WON THE SUPERBOWL. #SuperBowlLIX #FlyEagleFly
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RT @still_boneless: “I was supposed to propose tonight!”
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1) amaaaaazing half. 2) I’m too old for this half time show i guess.
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