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Jordan Satchell
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@SVCarbaholic They didn’t win though, if they did I’d understand it. They’d be more than entitled to celebrate winning in the 98th minute in the last ever Merseyside Derby in that manner but they drew, it’s embarrassing
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@SimonBrundish Michael Oliver’s going to come out as Transgender to deflect away from his shite reffing
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@Poots__ Probably because we’ve got an actual cup final
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RT @Joshua_Ubeku: Busquets can NEVER be replaced! 😮
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“When I see you stand by Sexyy Red, I believe you see two bad bitches” Whilst dressing & dancing like a lesbian
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KENDRICK LAMAR JUST CALLED DRAKE A P*DO INFRONT OF ALL OF AMERICA AT THE SUPERBOWL 😭
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Jordan Satchell
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@jfunnell_lfc He is capable, everything Kendrick said got a reply, not the other way round. Everything he claims to hate about Drake he surrounds himself with. A literal pedo & woman beater Dr Dre, the women he fucks (Serena & SZA) & then dresses like my Nan but says he hates Drakes clothes 😂
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Jordan Satchell
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@AnfieldMagic 2nd if there’s an extension is a huge probably. 260 is probably just too far out of reach though.
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@LFCLaurie I don’t really know what Chelsea are doing to him fitness wise because they seem to have loads that are always injured but Lavia is quality, soon as he moves & stays injury free he’ll be one of the best in the league
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Jordan Satchell
15 days
@pythaginboots To be fair who’s going to there to play half a season then as soon as Rodri is back he’ll start every game because he’s too good & important for them. Kind of like when Tottenham couldn’t sign a striker because they knew whenever Kane was fit he’d start.
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Jordan Satchell
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@AnfieldWatch I feel for Tyler Morton, he’s class. He should be playing week in week out at the top level. If he was at any other club he’d be so much higher rated
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Jordan Satchell
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@Corballyred But it works! Clearly. I get it can be frustrating missing out on players, however we’re top of the league & CL. If we sold all them players for eg £150m & then replaced them with £150m worth of better players, surely that’s a perfect way of running a club?
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Jordan Satchell
21 days
RT @NewportSaintsFC: Well done @Ellis_151202 amazing what you have achieved since joining our club, you deserve all of it with the hard wor…
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Jordan Satchell
23 days
@jobaat_hai @half_turn I didn’t say he doesn’t fit the system. I said maybe Slot doesn’t believe he fits HIS system long term, if Slots looking for a RB to drift inside or create chances then obviously Trent is perfect for that but if he’s looking for a different profile then that’s fine!
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Jordan Satchell
24 days
@jobaat_hai @half_turn Not necessarily, some players that are generational just don’t fit certain teams or managers, Riquelme is one of my favourite players ever & was absolutely generational but there’s no way in a million years he plays in a Klopp or a Pep team
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Jordan Satchell
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@jobaat_hai @half_turn None of Wirtz, Musiala or Pedri ping it anywhere to be fair. He is generational in terms of his passing ability but if he’s not the right profile for Slot’s team then he’s not right.
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Jordan Satchell
24 days
@Watch_LFC He’s fully entitled to his opinion but it’s not bravery at all, it’s disrespectful to his teammate. Just give a political answer & move on. Then when they’re not teammates anymore then be honest & say Hazard.
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Jordan Satchell
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@itsurboyhass What the fuck, what an absolute bellend, even if he believes this to be true. DONT SAY IT PUBLICLY or at least wait until Salah leaves. It’s just pure disrespect
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