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@RadioGenoa AIDS and STD tests.

@j_casey1010 RFK will have it on the wall in his new HHS office.

@WilliamShatner Imagine being a teenager and rubbing it out numerous times to that hot chick in the prisoner outfit only to find out she's your sister. That'd turn you gay too. Unless you're from Alabama.

@midwestern_ope More Midwest than Ohio.

@D_H_Cannon No shit. Our tax dollars paying big pharma to make everyone in the world a client of theirs. If they're willing to send $50M in condoms to goat fuckers, you can guarantee they're sending ozempic to some fat Somalian that is being pumped full of carb sustenance by another agency.

@PitchingNinja Unit just calmly walking towards Lofton after that second pitch cracks me up. Lofton would have been Robin Ventura 2.0 had he charged Randy.

Evvvvvvvery call. Thank God the camera is off so they can't see my reaction.

@TheCinesthetic

@RichardGrenell Kennedy Center is a repeat recipient of 10s of millions in pork funds that always seem to be included in "must pass bills". Maybe their ledger needs to go on a diet .

@braxton_mccoy That Hornet identified as a Gannet. Backstory?

@BasedMikeLee No but they're not going to like or allow what needs to happen to cleanse it. The politicians have gotten too fat on what the totalitarian democracy has afforded them.

@ShawnOnTheRight Our govt is one huge ponzi scheme. Bernie Madoff was nothing compared to DC.

@NoDMsPerfavore This is my last run. If this one fails, it'll be me and the dog sitting on the porch watching the sunset. Fuck today's dating pool.

@OfAthenry Our dog wouldn't come to the door last night when we called several times. Worried that coyotes finally got him. Grabbed the flashlight and ran outside. Bastard was out in the garden eating goat poop that we bought and put down as fertilizer.

@RepThomasMassie Social credit scores in the making. Piece by piece.

Discussing the new Batman movie (Pattison) with my daughters. Me: I liked the main story line. The Zoe Kravitz side story didn't do anything for me. D1: No straight man has ever uttered those words.

@ShawnRyan762 And a door key instead of mashing a soft button with an almost dead battery.

@IanJaeger29

"We're getting 5-8" today. All schools and businesses must close." Must be the same 5-8" that Dan Crenshaw tells his wife she's getting.

@Grunt0313 @InkMasterbator For fun.... while belt loop firing an AR. We don't need no stinking bumpstocks.