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Defiance is a four letter word spelt with a finger. The/Meep
Birmingham, UK
Joined April 2009
At some point over the last *redacted* years, I managed, somehow, to find myself with the most wonderful circle of friends. The kindest, sweetest dickhead from Peterhead . "oh no" The bear from Yellowstone. The man who knows every Hazel Dean song.
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Is it possible people might calm down a bit now?
Who do Britons think would make the best prime minister? Keir Starmer vs Kemi Badenoch Starmer: 31% Badenoch: 20% Keir Starmer vs Nigel Farage Starmer: 36% Farage: 26% Keir Starmer vs Ed Davey Starmer: 24% Davey: 16% Kemi Badenoch vs Nigel Farage Badenoch: 22% Farage: 22% Kemi Badenoch vs Ed Davey Davey: 26% Badenoch: 17% Nigel Farage vs Ed Davey Davey: 30% Farage: 25%
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@Matthardy_BR @ges4 AHahahahahahahhahahahahahahhaahahahahahsujhdsghjfsghjkhgdjkhgdkghjksf;ohgioejiosjgo;jhjoeajdbdhjbsjhgSBHJBLJKBLBJKbv!!!!!
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It's taken a long time, but I think we have a rival to This Is Spinal Tap.
***USAID - CAIRO 1/14*** Today I paid an unexpected visit to the USAID headquarters in Cairo. The last few years I have shown you how USAID organized, financed, & ran the invasion across our southern border. Today I visited their fortress-like offices in Egypt….
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Labour's recent record on trans rights has left me disillusioned, angry, hesitant or unable to vote for them. That said, I don't believe this for a second. All the hallmarks of a bullshit story.
🚨 NEW: Labour has shelved its manifesto pledge to make it easier for people to legally change their gender in a bid to counter Reform UK's surge in the polls [@thetimes]
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@AFC_SeanPart37 @89itsupforgrabs @The_Forty_Four Legged it on to kick a kid. Worked out well for everyone.
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Wasn't expecting Unchartered: Lost Legacy to be the best Unchartered game, and by fair bit too. Great length, luscious temporary mini hub with an inventive and enticing side quest, the usual high Naughty Dog standard storytelling, and a final level up there with any. 9/10
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I think we've closed the book on the celebrity fan competition. It's not really possible to beat this.
It was an honour to welcome Nobel Peace Prize winner and huge Bluenose, @Malala, to yesterday’s game. 🙏 We look forward to seeing you again soon!
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Actually, both of Newcastle's second and third goals should have been cut out by Klarer. That's a tad disappointing. #bcfc
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Dead on our feet come the end, with the decision making to match, but a great game in which we showed exactly where we are right now. The team should be proud. Not the refereeing team, they should be ashamed. That linesman might benefit from some homework. #bcfc
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Any bastard ever complains about technology in football again, I swear to God...
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