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my jawline is dogshit, how can i lose weight in one part of my body bc the rest of me is skinny af
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@PolitlcsUK i don’t believe that rishi sunak has ever: got on a train worn a hoodie spoken to a working class pleb
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Forgot how colloquial dbrand is
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@bomontialkolsuz @NoContextBrits i- this is actually good, no joke
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@Jenny_1884 @ConsueloMariaS so what, the kids should pay? what it sounds like from you
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@Jenny_1884 go on then then i won’t have to look at the total bile you post
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@PolitlcsUK @MrHarryCole 👏 people can have expensive things whilst still representing people who don’t 👏 Really not on the scale of the massive levels of corruption the current government has exhibited. this is scraping the barrel, a very full barrel i may add. Keir starmer is a well off man from a
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@CountBinface It’s terrifying a man dressed up as a bin is a genuine contender to be a better prime minister than any of the current candidates. Do us proud
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@Jenny_1884 Don’t see where any of this money is coming from.
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@TheCartelDel @RachelleMDNA your fighting against your own argument here…
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Wow Intel MacBooks are terrible
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Man i’m so done watching Apple product “leaks” so many of them look terrible and they haven’t taken that into consideration, with no reason behind it. The diagonal cameras is pointless and no one wants a bright red macbook. And apple obviously won’t make that as well (OPINION)
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@haltor its not news to anyone that its not actually see through.
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@danwootton Yeah your opinion is kind of a joke after the “missing Liz Truss right now”
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@RobbieLammas @Conservatives The whitest and most typical conservative i’ve ever seen
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@mangopurade @dbrand 😭 ur supposed to sell that pic to the sun for too much money or something
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@anthonyboutall @PennyMordaunt are you high she was absolutely terrible, as expected, and as she usually is
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@Ekofalls47 @PolitlcsUK hope not she’s doing a service to the nation
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@TheGalox_ ands then yoiu realise the iphone camera is better, and that notch is full of stuff, for some actually secure faceid
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WAIT THEY STILL SELL THESE???
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Make this
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@zacbowden How unique.
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@Conservatives why would they know the logo and the domain name for a service that doesn’t exist for a government they aren’t even in control of yet, in what world are those priorities, and they’re not even the job of the Labour party themselves anyway
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@Jenny_1884 People who don’t have dishwashers Close to the top of the list of “out of touch” stuff i’ve read in the last few years
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I’m like 16 and shit now right?
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@BladeoftheS Guernsey isn’t in the UK, it’d be like saying the same thing about Australia it’s not really a notable
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@Conservatives This is a complete *lie*. Labour have not made any commitments of any kind to a Retirement Tax. The Conservatives know there’s no hope in hell they’re getting near winning the general election, so they know there’s no consequence of lying. They’ve got no votes to lose, and they
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Man, look at the damage i’ve done to my screen protector.
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@jessphillips The world is a depressing place sometimes. Women really do get the thick end of the sexism and gender divide wedge, its such a shame. Thanks for your campaigning Jess. ✊
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Everyone is talking about microsoft’s new emojis but did anyone notice twitters fleet emojis?
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@NoContextBrits match of the day theme
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why are there so many 13-16 year olds that think they need business emails
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#razer stickers or #apple stickers?
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@IFR65 @PolitlcsUK @georgegalloway because george galloway was too busy masturbating to pictures of himself, to pick up the phone
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@michaelgove You’re not gonna specify which taxes because then your argument falls flat on its face
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@phughes76340646 is this account parody or something
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@PolitlcsUK christ he’s let himself go well, he wasn’t really “together” or “with it” in the first place anyway was he…
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@DrChrisParry simply, objectively, untrue
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@BladeoftheS He objectively, definitively is, yes
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@jpdfive
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Only dankpods viewers find these pics funny
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ayo
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@VisionaryVoid @PicturesFoIder there was a video in circulation of someone taking their elderly mother there
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@BBCNews oh the horrors.
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@PoliticoForYou lol just change ur bio to “Satire, but you wouldn’t be surprised would you…”
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@LordAshcroft if angela rayner is really pulling all the strings behind the whole operation then that’s guaranteed my vote for them
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@robvsnature @BladeoftheS i mean. that’s not true, we don’t have to join the Euro, we never had to, there’s no requirement to, and even if it were that wouldn’t be a bad thing. the trade deals we have and this new market thing we supposedly joined to replace the eu is pathetic (“oh yeah because canada has
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@Conservatives And who arrived at Westminster in 2010?… You’ve actually written down something you directly caused
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remember when r/dankmemes a was actually dank, now it’s just facebook memes
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@Conservatives well you’ve already raised the tax burden to its highest point in 80 years so, when you intentionally fuck up the budget for them before the election i wouldn’t be half surprised
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@operagxofficial @dalyanx2 hey btw unrelated what’s ur fav email address and/or phone number linked to ur account
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@powerbottomdad1 @FrizzellH @Locke50739371 ah yes two famously european countries
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gn x
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@thecaseybyrne statistically untrue the tax burden is at its highest in history and we have an objectively worse quality of life than in 2009
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@NoshV1 @KublocHD @ImTstock @operagxofficial lol yeah but he’s not complaining about adblock
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@pxssytions bro, 30k, he looks about 12
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@Shadow_Leak @letsgodigitalNL @RODENT950 @I_Leak_VN @iphone_lov_er @hereYashRaj @GetlaPrasad @playfuldroid @HuaweiMobile side by side comparison (1st image iphone, 2nd image huawei) huawei is more detailed up close, but looking at that sky, it totally fails. i prefer the overall look of the iphone one more so that wins it for me
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@jpdfive
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@dandelionnhoney @jacksfilms It’s a film not a fanfiction
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if my hair could stay like this without hairspray istfg
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@noahfinnadams Your story says I am too (half right tbh)
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I think i’m like, taken now…
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somethings wrong here…
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love spending time rearranging them. saddest thing i’ve ever said
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good to know cash machines use windows 8
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this is the most tragic arcade prize i’ve seen in a while
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@_sn_n last time i checked we aren’t seatbelts so i think we’re good
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@PolitlcsUK @BBCNews @RishiSunak you hinged your entire campaign on the over 60’s and dumped everyone else and you didn’t even do that right.
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Send a pic of a random block u have
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@GullisJonathan @Conservatives emphasis on *if* he’s well aware this will completely erase any chance of him being elected because of how immensely grotesque this idea is to the in-touch public, unlike yourself
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@NoContextBrits Fuck’s sake
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what
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DONT USE TWITTER FAMILY TREE
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felt bored probably won’t delete later
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woooooooo mf
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@maybearidan This is nothing
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what did @IAmLogan07 mean by this?
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@BakerGawd @NoContextBrits Take me… Home Cunt Tree Roads
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@reputationdave_ i’m in an imessage gc. that’s my explanation
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@iamchungo @mototingle Whats the problem with not.
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@linmagic @Jenny_1884 well you didn’t
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@PennyMordaunt You are the reason hospital waits are so long.
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@romillyweeks @itvnews well not like he’s gonna gain a victory anywhere else anytime soon so gotta get his kicks where he can.
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Still don’t understand, what the fuck is this port
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@ASB_YT said no one. this is one of my absolute pet hates about androids
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Best stock iOS wallpaper set? (All in thread) #ios #wallpaper #iphone
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iOS 15 whatever they are.
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Macintosh
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@jpdfive
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americans i’ve said it once i’ll say it many more times you’ve got a problem
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Don’t stick by a party no matter what, that doesn’t help anyone.
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@t462819104 @PolitlcsUK wtf does that even mean does the specific drink make a difference. not even right it was a mcdonald’s milkshake.
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can you believe a single used to cost a quid?
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wonder how much he got paid to put them in the video
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@wolsned no. that simple. anyway…
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What’s on your home screen?
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@Conservatives as many as you wanna they’ll actually get it done one tory mp probably COULD do it, but they’ll just sidestep the request, then lie about it, until they forget the question entirely
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@ToryFibs tories say £10.42 for over 23’s, it’s still age based with 15-17 and 18-19 earning a disgustingly low amount labours £10 is the baseline for 16 year olds, attempting to wipe out age based pay
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Wow Aznbur is like 10 years old
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@jpdfive
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i need someone to make me an app or website or smfn, below
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@Conservatives No we don’t. We know very clearly that we stand on the opposite side of the court with Rishi, as he sells out the whole country for his own wallet.
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