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Jean-Paul Audouy

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Anglophile in Paris, I tell little stories… 🐢

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@jpaudouy
Jean-Paul Audouy
6 years
Do we ever become adults?
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@georgia_coan They were quick to respond, close the store and remove Banksy’s art…
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@harry_southdown @ladyhaja Updates. French newspapers report that he will be received Monday morning by President Macron at the Elysée Palace. I guess his residency card is on the right track. As happened to another Malian man, Lassana Bathily, who saved hostages in 2015 during a terrorist attack.
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@harry_southdown @ladyhaja And it’s reported by the BBC too. So I guess that makes it official ;-)
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2 years
@NoContextBrits Easy! Full Scottish breakfast with black pudding…
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4 years
My balcony is quite something at the moment 😍
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@harry_southdown @ladyhaja For those who think the neighbour could have easily pulled him up. He tried to reach out and pulled him closer to his own balcony. The neighbour and "Spider-Man" both tried to save him. "Spider-Man was faster... only a few seconds between the photos.
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@harry_southdown @ladyhaja One can see that when he started to climb the balconies, the child was alone and the neighbours were not outside yet.
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@harry_southdown @ladyhaja They might give him some papers since he is an undocumented immigrant. Not for long I think. It will be taken care of at the highest level.
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@jpaudouy
Jean-Paul Audouy
4 years
Best quote till now in the book I am reading. 🐶 #MattHaig #TheMidnightLibrary
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@harry_southdown @ladyhaja Last update and that's it 😛. All's well that ends well. Not only will he become French in the next few weeks but he's also been offered a job as a firefighter 👩‍🚒. Which seems perfectly appropriate.
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@harry_southdown @ladyhaja There! With President Macron. He's African, black and Muslim. Haters gonna hate...
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@harry_southdown @ladyhaja Update. President Macron announced that he will be naturalised and become French soon. Mali where he comes from used to be a French colony.
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I never get tired of the view from my balcony at night…
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1 year
Rue d’Aboukir, captain Haddock and Tintin, a few years later. Still in love…
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@jpaudouy
Jean-Paul Audouy
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@Milady_Oscar Allemagne hier. 28.489 nouveaux cas… 🙄
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@UmarBzv Högertrafikomläggningen! “As Swedes began their working week on the day after H-Day, 157 minor traffic accidents were reported around the country, slightly less than average for a typical Monday. Nobody died”
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@harry_southdown @ladyhaja Breaking news! It is even more incredible than first appeared. The child fell from the storey above, caught himself on the wire mesh of the balcony beneath on his way down. He's just as sportif as his saviour apparently.
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6 years
The official photo of my being 66 years old today...
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@jpaudouy
Jean-Paul Audouy
4 years
Found on Instagram and it made me laugh. Sorry 😂
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2 years
Rue de Vaugirard. Don’t they look pretty?
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10 months
Me and Sultan on our way to Ottawa 🐶 💋
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1 year
OK, I’m won over now: ““Padam Padam” is not just a song: It’s a statement, a cultural conversation about ageism and a triumph” ‘Padam Padam’ Kylie Minogue Remixes for Your Pride Playlist - The New York Times
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@jpaudouy
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4 years
My balconies as seen from the street. It is lush!
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Jean-Paul Audouy
3 years
It is not every day that you see someone with such a fancy hat in the metro. I want one!
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Jean-Paul Audouy
2 years
Serendipity! I thought the reflection on the glass at the bus stop might be a problem. It ends up being one of my best photos this year IMHO
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@harry_southdown @ladyhaja Latest very last update, promise! The child was left alone because his father, after doing some shopping, decided to play Pokemon Go…
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@jpaudouy
Jean-Paul Audouy
5 years
J’aurais fait le même choix 🤣🤣🤣
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@jpaudouy
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@jpaudouy
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1 year
At last! Some real rain. I can almost hear my plants swooning 😊
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@jpaudouy
Jean-Paul Audouy
2 months
@ATRightMovies “The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist. And like that... he is gone”
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Jean-Paul Audouy
11 months
Banana cake, big “café crème”, and Christmas tree. At galeries Lafayette, Paris
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Jean-Paul Audouy
3 years
The French have never been more European than tonight. The Elysée Palace and the Eiffel Tower at the end of the traditional presidential New Year’s greetings.
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That’ll teach ‘em!
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@jpaudouy
Jean-Paul Audouy
9 months
Who knew Yuki was a chef in a Japanese restaurant in Paris during his spare time? 😉 @LabradorYuki
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@jpaudouy
Jean-Paul Audouy
4 years
Pareil !!!😂
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3 years
Don’t buy, adopt they said… 🙄😂
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3 years
The view when I left the museum
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@jpaudouy
Jean-Paul Audouy
4 years
😂 Pour @Alhingant
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@jpaudouy
Jean-Paul Audouy
4 years
First coffee on a Parisian terrace in three months. 😁
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Jean-Paul Audouy
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After a little health scare (I was ready to send my goodbyes 😭 but it will have to wait a little longer) I am back and so is my appetite. Rue de Vaugirard: I thought they were big quiches but they are focaccia. I gave in… 😋
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@Benazdia Haha ! 🤔 “site entièrement sécurisé” 🤣
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@jpaudouy
Jean-Paul Audouy
4 years
Traditional (for a change) lasagna with cheese and bolognese sauce. 😋
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Jean-Paul Audouy
4 years
Dessert! 😍
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@jpaudouy
Jean-Paul Audouy
5 years
My name in a book! 😁 Received today. A book I helped crowdfund more than a year ago. Thank you @eliistender10 ! Can't wait to read it.
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Aren't they cute! Rue de Vaugirard
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Jean-Paul Audouy
1 year
Love my balcony at the moment…
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@jpaudouy
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4 months
On my way… ✈️🇨🇦 Last flight of stairs and I’m good..
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@jpaudouy
Jean-Paul Audouy
3 years
Proudly deaf! 🧏‍♂️ 40 years ago I lost half my hearing during a rock concert as I stood for 2 hours close to a loudspeaker 🙄 Today, I regained part of it thanks to my first hearing aids. Almost invisible, very effective, I didn’t imagine Paris (and myself!) being so noisy! 😱
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@jpaudouy
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Today is my beautiful sister’s birthday. For a long time she was my best friend. She was 42 when she left us.
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@jpaudouy
Jean-Paul Audouy
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It is amazing what a little decency does one one's mood 😁 #BidenHarrisInauguration
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@jpaudouy
Jean-Paul Audouy
4 years
Le Croisic
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@jpaudouy
Jean-Paul Audouy
3 years
Braised endives. Don’t they look good?
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Jean-Paul Audouy
11 months
I took a selfie and I liked it…
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Jean-Paul Audouy
9 months
This is going to be controversial. I am going to prepare a “sauce Marchand de vin” with wine, veal stock, and Bisto granules… 😜
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@jpaudouy
Jean-Paul Audouy
3 years
😢😢😢 Jean-Paul Belmondo, le Magnifique, est mort
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1 year
Good news. I’m not pregnant!!! 😁 And after three years, I still haven’t caught COVID. I feel better already… 😊
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@jpaudouy
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My precious, my precious…😍😁
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@jpaudouy
Jean-Paul Audouy
4 years
New in my neighbourhood. Pasteis de nata! 😋
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@jpaudouy
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Dinner is Chinese takeaway 😋
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@jpaudouy
Jean-Paul Audouy
3 years
I have never heard such a fierce and spirited rendition of Grieg's piano concerto and I've heard Radu Lupu! Jan Lisiecki was extraordinary.
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@jpaudouy
Jean-Paul Audouy
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I’ll be off social media for a while. But everything will be fine in the end. In the meantime, be well, be happy and, above all, be kind. Jean-Paul
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My tea pots…
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4 years
Have a good afternoon...
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11 months
Jardin d’Acclimatation
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1 year
Galeries Lafayette Gourmet. Everything is beautiful, even tomatoes…
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Jean-Paul Audouy
4 years
Galerie Vivienne
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3 years
I needed something to soothe my wrecked nerves. Loot of the day!
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4 years
Meet Mya.
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Getting ready… ✈️
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@jpaudouy
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4 years
After ten minutes of conversation on our respective balconies 4 years ago, we fast became friends. My lovely neighbour Rafi passed away last night after a short illness. I'll miss him dearly. Quta Der, An Armenian Requiem by Isabel Beyrakdarian and Yerevan Chamber Choir
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@jpaudouy
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Comfort food! Tonight it will be spaghetti with tomato sauce and meatballs. I think I have now more meatballs than sauce… 😬
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3 years
One of the last surviving houses from the Middle Ages in Paris. 14th to 16th century.
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@jpaudouy
Jean-Paul Audouy
1 year
It has been DAYS that I wanted to prepare roasted Mediterranean vegetables in the Greek fashion. But I needed first to finish what I had in the fridge. But tonight is the night!!!
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@jpaudouy
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4 years
New glasses. Sans face mask! 😷
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@jpaudouy
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3 years
Metz patisseries...
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4 years
Would you be tempted... 😉😋 #pierreherm éparis
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@jpaudouy
Jean-Paul Audouy
8 months
Time for indulgence. Caviar from Aquitaine and smoked salmon 😋
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4 years
Today, one of my ex-boyfriend from the 80’s passed away after what is called “a long term sickness”. I met him again (with his husband) 4 years ago when I came back to France. We were not close anymore but he still had a special place in my heart. 2020 is indeed a cruel year…
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Jean-Paul Audouy
3 years
Breakfast. I love the little spoon with the hammers at the top.
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3 years
Selfie with golden balls. Parvis de La Défense. More later…
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3 years
Look mom, no mask! First concert without face mask 😷
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3 years
Week-end means cheese. Loot of the day including Camembert with truffle.
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@jpaudouy
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"Attention" cocktail. Gin, dry vermouth, crème de violette, absinthe, orange bitter Cheers!
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Chorizo risotto in the making. On a whim. I thought I had invented it until I googled “chorizo risotto” and saw it is as old as Methuselah who cooked it every Saturday apparently 😉
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The flower market in Île de la Cité reopened.
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Lest We Forget They are selling poppies at Smith & Sons so I gave 1€ to the British Legion and got mine. My first poppy. Not a thing in France
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At last! My chicken piri-piri. The red sauce is delicious. Served with a spinach gratin. Bon appétit ! 😋
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@jpaudouy
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4 years
Bientôt Noël ! 🤣
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4 years
Change of setting.
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4 years
There! "Œufs Mimosa"
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4 years
Me every December when I was a child. I felt cheated! 😭
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Galeries Lafayette Gourmet store. Everything is beautiful, tempting, and extremely expensive.
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At Truffaut plant store. Replenishing my balconies…
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