Ted Prokash
@joylesshouse
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writing workshop, 11:00am 7/1, embassy suites, wheeling Illinois, lobby, byob
Algoma, WI
Joined April 2015
sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your particular proclivities A Club for Gentlemen: now open 4pm to Close 7 days a week and we're ALWAYS glad you came...
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staring at the crows picking at a rabbit carcass across the street
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when you get old, you don't really have Christmas, you have that one day every a month where you wash both your pairs of jeans and all three sweatshirts
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if a tree falls in the woods...will you come to the reading I'm hosting on Friday?
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says in his greasiest voice, "hmm I'd like to find all out about dat!"
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my account has become a haven for wayward girls with 0 - 3 followers
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went on a crash diet and my eyeballs got so skinny my contacts keep falling out!
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dinner last night sat next to a table of 4 ladies in their 70s-80s, 1 man of similar age & 1 man in mid 50s who kept espousing conspiratorial opinions on politics, finance, immigration, etc & the ladies kept making quiet sane points that he just talked over...very entertaining
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@ryan_bry__tweet is born; has 40 yrs of "young man struggles"; is finally enlightened to the power of employee stock ownership.
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remind anyone else of the Use Your Illusions 1 & 2 color scheme?
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the old Knight of Columbus building is a key stronghold in the war between crows & squirrels...the furry guys in their manic straight-line maneuvers...the crows running terror dives from above, posted up on the eaves, black wings against blue sky in flights of high reconnaissance
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@ScottLaudati even had to endure a scene in the Lemmy doc where he's recording with stupid Dave. (although Lemmy was kind of a dick to him)
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something is coming to me (eyes closed, rubbing temples)...I'm seeing something...it's 2007...a band from Green Bay, Wisconsin called The Whiskey Stones...they cover Copperhead Road, Smells Like Teen Spirit and Elvira...they close with a 10-minute version of Go Pack Go...
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some of these kids we're gettin from the temp agency, you think they're a little slow, turns out they just got their earbuds in under their shiesties!
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