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Randomly remembered when I was going through alot, I never told anyone.
One night I couldn't sleep, tears was flowing anyhow, I picked up my phone around 12am, called my elder bro, with tears I poured out my heart. I asked him to give my mum the phone since her phone was off...
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That week came with alot of good news.
If you got a praying parents who stands at the war front, you're blessed.
But Sha try to dey pray, because when they're no more, e go hard ooo.
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My bro laughed at me and said "you know the time of the night nah, don't talk, just listen"
Few secs I was hearing my mum's voice calling my name, that prayer was fierce.
Goose bumps took over me for mins, I felt instant relief, I ended the call, wiped my tears, went to sleep.
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Called my bro later in the morning he said "mummy has seen what you're passing through, mum has been praying for you since this week, infact nah your name dey her altar, she neva send the other 4 of us this week's midnight, but try to dey share your problems,no dey too keep mute"
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You cut open the skin, cut open other layers and then cut open a very major vital organ in a woman, to extract another human, and you're saying it's not a major surgery?
Nightingale is turning in her grave.
Nmcn needs to evaluate that guy.
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Omo
Four nurses dropped their resignation.
Japa moves
Hospital directors still dey in disbelief.
Not just one, but Four.
Things I love.
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Palpitations almost wan finish me.
I died and resurrected many times since the release of that circular.
😂
Officially a Registered Nurse/ Midwife.
God did it.
Congratulations to me.
Noun students, Anambra State 100%🤸🤸
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@itsLaycon
@2muchAkanni
secure a venue, bigger hall to accommodate all his wives, world wide.
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An unbooked pregnant woman came into the hospital with labour pains.
The consultant(gynaecologist) is a female doc, patient addressed her as a nurse, she smiled.
After clerking, we enter labour room, work don start.
It happened that the patient has a cousin who is a student doc
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@Naija_PR
Biko free Dr anu,she dey her own,dem find her go.wat is all diz lipo sunctioning for,to attract men or wat.body dat will still sag,pls carry ur cross alone.nah dem dey patronize her.
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@ToyosiGodwin
Buy food stuffs in bulk.
Cook and refrigerate for rainy day
Never run out of diesel/fuel.
Have a first aid box, with the necessary things inside, never run out of analgesics.
Have a doctor/nurse friend to call up when sick if you can't even stand up.
Have a rechargeable lantern.
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If not that nursing school provosts and universities are in bed with these people, all nursing departments in uni and school of nursing are supposed to shut down, till they rectify their madness.
#NotoNMCNVerification
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My last school fees in school of midwifery was 300k.
Currently in my bnsc programme, and still paying school fees totaling over 90-100k in each semester.
So there is nothing like "shebi it's humanitarian service" when nurses want increment in salary.
Let's be guided please.
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@ToyosiGodwin
Have a security agency number.
Stock up healthy snacks, that you can grab at, when you're tired and hungry.
ABOVE ALL
👇
Have a cutlass(sharpened one)at home.
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OK, so I got this job
Congratulations to me
I don't just know how I feel
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There are reasons why I want to leave clinical nursing.
Make person no break my head, over the mistakes of the government.
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I PASSED MY HOSPITAL FINALS🤸🤸🤸🤸
OFFICIALLY A COUNCIL CANDIDATE!!
JESUS IYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HE HAS DONE IT FOR ME.
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Midwifery is not just science, its an art also.
You know the science, and practice the art, that flows with it.
PROUD MIDWIFE.
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Life of a nurse, who would ever think I will be an emergency patient few hours after resuming work.
Went to work sound, and lively, joked with my patients, exactly 12 pm, aunty midwife fainted, colleagues and the doctor swung into action.
Bp reading 70/??.
Glory to God.
😭😭
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I bumped into my secondary school classmate who got married immediately after ss3, with 5kids now, after exchanging pleasantries, then she asked me,chy how is your husband?
I told her I'm still single, I saw the disappointment in her face, but I was ready for any question.
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Nurses sleep with doctors, nurses are rude, nurses can't stay with one man, nurses this and that.....
You have never said one positive thing about a nurse. Now you dey inside my DM dey talk trash, bros I'm still a nurse, abi your eyes don clear?
leave my DM abeg.
Nonsense😠😠
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My ex of over 2 years, who bodyshamed me and called me ugly to my face, called me today and requested that we see, after so much begging and pleading, I choosed a spot, wore my best cloth, met him there, Baba shock small and started talking in the trash.
Me to him:you're my past.
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My own is that Nigerian doctors needs to hijack vital signs checking too and giving of oral drugs.
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Nursing Education 💯✔ for me.
Bedside nursing is not for me at all😭😭
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A pregnant patient who's having contractions came into the hospital, everything checked and done, requested for a midwife, I was called.
This woman look me for face and said "she wants to see a midwife"
The nursing assistant told her that am the midwife on duty.
Patient said she
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@Niifemi_nife
Why is he running into exile?
I thought he owns the state?
The blood of the innocent will hunt him down.
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@favourtitan
Cried watching this I know the pain mothers pass through,while birthing babies,because I work with them,now another person go just kill someone like that.
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If a patient refuses a procedure, let them put it down on paper and sign.
Some patients are really out to destroy years of someone's hardwork , just to vent out their frustration.
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I studied midwifery for 3 years, proceeded to bnsc -4 years(ongoing), while combining it with my post basic general nursing(ongoing).
Somebody on this TL will come and say I'm not well educated.
Chineke lekwaa ooo
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Not a rn telling me nursing is better off than midwifery, telling me how vast nursing is and bla bla.
Me: what is labour and stages of labour
Indications for episiotomy?
She kept quiet.
Me: focus on your nursing, lemme do my midwifery in peace.
The two exits for a purpose.
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Me, head of shift on duty, Registered midwife.
Bnsc in view to warm your food for you🥺🥺🥺.
Like leave my duty post to warm food for you.
Absolutely ment.
Omo, this insult is going to another level🤣🤣🤣
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If your mum is still alive, you don't know what God has done for you.
Hold her tight, pray for her.
30mins after a distress call from my kid bro neighbor at school, my mama don enter bus to PH.
His neighbor said my kid bro told him "call my mother"
I've been asking myself alot..
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Hippo brother don go buy rice and ofeakwu for 3 nurses.😂
This shift go make sense.
We work as a team offline.
Meanwhile, the fight continues online.
🏃🏃🏃
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Date a male nurse, you will have a glimpse of heaven.
Everything about them tastes like honey.
A taste of heaven in everything they do to you.
>>>>>>>😍😍😍😍
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Nursing job has altered the sleeping pattern of most nurses.
Drained some, gave some lifetime backache, altered the eating pattern of some nurses.
But still yet, we suffer poor payment and little or no compensation.
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See eh, I this life, you must not show yourself in every situation especially when things are not going south.
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I'll choose midwifery over and over again.
Happy midwives day to me.
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Any hospital that works with auxiliary masquerading themselves as nurses dey always put other workers for wahala, their gossips and cho cho too much.
No career competition, nothing!!!
If you're a RN/RM working with them, just be careful.
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@dr_haych
@Morris_Monye
Most of the rules weren't actually made by him, nah his followers especially pastors.
I'm a daughter of one, so we been knew.
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Got admission in a midwifery school in the year 2012 that was in shambles, students were just suffering and smiling. BUT I later graduated from that same school in a comfortable, cozy and enticing environment in the year 2015.
But one man made it happen.
His name is PETER OBI.
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Marrying a woman with sense and values matters, your peace of mind go dey.
Marry a woman that picks everything on Twitter ng, puts it to use, your life is gone.
My gender doing/saying the unbelievable things on this app, just for likes and retweets.
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Crazy how midwifery is been trashed on in Nigeria.
Only to be told again that a midwife is just a nursing assistant in developed countries, Europe and America.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Was equally told, it's either you've RN or your degree.
Okay oooo.
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Hippocrates sons shared pens to the nurses today in celebration of their nurses week, after cake cutting and wine toasting.
Colleague: una don go bring out all our stolen pens to share us.
(Laughter everywhere)
Mehn I love my team.
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@2muchAkanni
@itsLaycon
To think that my daughter bd is 6th November.
a big fan of laycon.
We Stan greatness
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You're dating a male nurse, making plans to leave Nigeria in a few months, and he has never mentioned marriage to you and nonchalant towards marriage, but he vibes with female nurses low key.
My sister, stop holding on, just move to one corner and enquire from the lord.
💅🙊
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@Makavelli275
Women actually know who they want, and go for what they want.
When she says just friends, help her by keeping it at just friends.
If you push it too much, you'll get used.
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National nursing examination(council) starts on Tuesday, my colleagues and co- hospital workers keeps sending their wishes,via messages and calls, and then my padi in the hospital keeps reminding to read, and she'll end her advice with the act of praying for me. I'm emotional.🥹
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@aproko_doctor
Dads are priceless,my dad single handedly took care of my daughter from her fourth month,while I was away for a 3years course program. Even when he is sick,he still pushes on.even till now,he still takes care of her,I only pay the bills.sometimes he contributes.
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front of her kiosk with neighbours looking at us, she felt speechless.
For 5minutes, nobody talked to each other.
In my mind, I was like "at this point in my life, you can't intimidate me with your achievement, I walk at my own pace".
No time for exchange of phone numbers.
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Let the man do semen analysis, let the woman go for scan(emphasis on the womb)
Things dey occur that side.
Guys, before marriage, do fertility test. Don't let anyone carry you handicap.
God will not fix anything. Do the test first.
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Omo!!!!
LAYCON is global, like recognized as an artist, not a bbn winner.
Davido by laycon
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Awww, playful nurse.
Missing this already.
This Annual leave should come and go ooo.
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You are a male nurse and you accept the role of a doctor, for your mind you be hot cake.
When your disgrace will come, nobody will fight for you.
Your license fit dey for mud, nobody will care.
Maintain that title "nurse".
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Currently in school doing my post basic nursing and bnsc all at once due to time frame.
Incurring debts here and there.
Still in debts, and NMCN wants to frustrate the lives of nurses in nigeria.
#saynotonmcnverificationguidline
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@2muchAkanni
@itsLaycon
To think I voted without joining any icon watsapp group,
Abeg any watsapp group?
Make una dm link
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Dear future hubby.💑
I want you to know that cooking is a survival skill, you must learn how to cook.
Also learn how to keep a home and care for babies.
I and our kids will have to depend on you for a day or more than for this.
My occupation is too demanding😥.
Thank you🙏😘
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My dearest lady, have you taken your morning after pills?
If no, go out and buy it oooo.
You see that promise of marrying you, he made to you on that bed last night eh, its a pure lie, he go deny you ooo.
And I will charge money for antenatal care.
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@fkabudu
@DeboOdulana
Goose bumps,was crying watching this, some pastors have been asking members to pray,but looks like it isn't working. I pray the real ancestral heroes hears our cries from beyond and intervene.
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Nurses in diaspora are fighting and hoping that NMCN amends their rules, some of the home based nurses are going behind to pay money to get the verification done for them to travel.
Nah we dey do ourselves.
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If you are married man and still want to toast a single lady.
Tell her with your full chest, that you are married.
Ayam saying this because am not a dog to sniff out your status. If I find out you are married, and still claiming been single.
you will lose your penis.
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Nurses work throughout the Month with minimum of 5days off, some even work extra time, and still get peanuts as payments.
And you expect them to be happy.
😥😥😥
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If you are a nurse in Nigeria, the best you can do for yourself for the mean time is, to stop wearing your uniform outside the hospital, reduce your publicity, mbok.
It has a lot of risks.
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Men are scum, women are gold diggers, but since Easter Monday, these two genders dey wed themselves
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@mhizleen60
Erica was even on live call with the same guy that said he will kill laycon.
Omo, my state girl brain is full of cobwebs.
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@MarinatedTurks
Today nah for single mothers, abeg whenever twitter warriors start thread of deadbeat fathers, just @ me.
I want to check if nah the same mouth, them go use or them go change mouth.
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practice a joke to this woman?
Ah! My chest dey pain me🤕😖
In this era, some people actually think midwives nah old women😖
Too bad!!
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The most ridiculous part of practicing in Nigeria is having 8 quacks parading as nurses and 3 registered nurses in your hospital, then when things go wrong in each shift, you blame the registered nurse on duty.
Must be ment👿👿
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I just love the silence of the Hippocratic sons on this issue😂😂😂
One of the hippo sons on duty in(my working place)said his babe is one of the Nightingale offspring, dropping her takes on this app, he no get strength to apologize, man is reading comments and laughing.
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So lowkey my future hubby is somewhere else thinking of surprising another man's future wife on Sunday.
And I'll be on my bed doing awwn for others on Sunday.
Issa lie!
Dear future hubby, her menses will start tomorrow and you see that fake ring, she will reject it IJN
AMEN!
😥😝
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Student and broke the news to her,
Student doc has been calling, but this time around nah the nurses dey pik call, she has been pleading to speak to the consultant, but consultant don vex😂.
I pity that girl, consultant don go buy card to make calls😂
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Thanks to emergency doctors and nurses in all healthcare settings, especially in the government setting, no matter the curses and threats from angry onlookers, you guys still do your jobs without flinching.
Anybody saying healthcare workers don't have empathy, should try the job
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Nurses are having fun and you are crying blood, like are we not humans? Do you all consider our mental health?
The number of deaths and emergencies we see each day is enough to break us down, but we stay strong for you and world, yet we are been dragged for just having fun.
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Been sick as an adult is heartbreaking especially when you are single, 😭😭😭😭
No one to ask you, if you go chop egg or gala or drink ribena, you are just on your own trying to be strong.
Ah!!
E go end this year mbok😤😤
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@Mochievous
I just want to be a scrotum that needs pampering.
This time I need to be pampered,
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Ah, someone needs to check on that male nurse oooo.
He's becoming a nuisance.
Fada lawd
Is everything alright at home?
😩😩
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Dear Nigerian doctors, una go complain tire, especially those in teaching hospitals.
Shebi our own job is to "inform doctor and document"
Until you people correct the madness, your medical elders implemented, let's keep informing and documenting.
Apparently, some like it.
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@trending_medic
Its painful ooo.
Making you look like you are not single.
"Nurse see your daughter and carry".
Play like play, that fine guy will lose interest😥😥
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When Nigerian doctors are done bullying the nurses, they'll go for the mortar and pestle profession, but I trust the mortar and pestle profession to match their madness.
Projecting professionals 😏
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My gender going nude in the name of doing challenge.
Okay nah.
But I just hope that when the opposite gender comes out to say, that the only thing women offer is their body, I hope we don't get annoyed.
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@IgboHistoFacts
@vaancyy
Mum said she was 7 months pregnant with me, during the run, it lingered a bit till early July sef, she ran back to the east with nothing, just her and my little sef in her womb.
While dad was sleeping in the bush, due to his work.
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Anyone who knows osagie wife should tell her to come home and attend to her daughter ooo.
Make she no lose her pikin to government, because of a foolish husband, who values stupidity than sense.
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Dear nurses, your location actually matters, connecting with your colleagues online will also do you good.
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Those saying this is thrash and due to joblessness, if you had a job keeping you busy, you won't be on twitter rn.
Even if your office nah twitter, you should focus on your tweet, and not on icons business.
Leave icons and their president alone.
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@IhuezeMD
With the correct doses sef,
The baby will abort naturally on its own after 9months.
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Picture no dey do justice,
@IhuezeMD
is a handsome doctor.😥
Saw him today, man looks sharp and cute, I sha hope somebody will bill him.😂🤗
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While doctors are on strike, private hospitals are the only alternative, remember that some private hospitals have limited equipments, some don't even have ICU.
Dear Nigerian, speak up for the health workers in your country.
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@MobilePunch
Why don't he say, policemen attached to celebrities.
Mtcheww.
But God go protect the ones who stood up for us.
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Dear female nurses.
Whenever you are on night duty, please wear a brassiere, it might inconvenience you, but you have to wear it, please for the sanity of others, especially those in the male ward.
How can you be showing your patients and their relatives
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