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Jossy
2 years
.@JoeBiden just reduced my entire student loan debt by 20K. That means all I owe is 4k. I have no car debt. I have no mortgage debt.I have no credit card debt. I have no medical debt. The only debtor I have is the US gov't Student loan. Thank you @JoeBiden. Promises made & kept.
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8 months
Kyle Rittenhouse's mom is 38.
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10 months
All Ron Goldman wanted to do was return a pair of sunglasses to Nicole Brown-Simpson who left them at the restaurant where he worked. That's it. He was just doing a mitzvah. OJ Simpson killed Ron and Nicole.
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1 year
LOL The US Stock Market enjoyed it's 5th straight day of highs and made yet another record yesterday. There's no #stockmarketcrash- it's just MAGA trying to do anything they can to hurt @JoeBiden. They can huff .They can puff.But they can't blow him out of the White House.
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3 years
I turned 48 today.
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2 years
They were showing Bill Cosby shuffling into court like Weinstein and now fool's gonna go on tour?.The fuck?
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3 years
Did you guys know Randy Quaid and his wife were arrested for squatting at a home they didn't even own?.The Quaids were both arrested for burglary!.Randy Quaid is a squatter, just like his character in Christmas Vacation.
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11 months
If you're going to commit crimes, don't wear a sweatshirt reading the name of your mom's restaurant like Tyler Boebert did in this image. It's also how police identified him.
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2 years
Florida taxpayers foot the 12M dollar bill to fly those immigrants to Martha's Vineyard. Do you know how many kids could eat, houses could be built, schools could be repaired, bridges could be built and teachers could be hired off 12 million dollars?.
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2 years
Neither Hallie Biden nor Hunter Biden hold public office or positions that we finance yet @GOPoversight is spending valuable time and money investigating them with our money. The Trump kids DID draw paychecks off our taxpayer money.
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People are shocked there's no fruit in Froot Loops & they're crediting RFK Jr for telling them. If u didn't know there's no Fruit in Froot Loops- despite the spelling of the product- ur beyond help. It's literally spelled FROOT, u imbecile populists. This is gonna be a long 4 yrs.
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3 years
The "internal leaked" #FBILeaks documents released by @JackPosobiec are not legitimate. The American government does not use watermarks in it's classified internal gov't docs. It's a graphical best-practices element of all internal US federal gov't communique.
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2 years
Jay Mohr is a piece of shit who I worked with at @FOXSportsradio who proceeded to talk shit about my digital work, then when he was told to apologize to me, he chose to come into my office and sexually harass me. When I reported him, I was fired. Fuck the NDA. And FUCK JAY MOHR.
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1 year
There's Prince Harry and Princess Diana at Sandringham in 1991. We'll never forget her because Princesses don't ever die. She lives on in our hearts.
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2 years
I'm gonna buy Barron a t-shirt that reads "My parents went to Maralago and all I got were these nuclear codes.".
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2 years
I'm gonna tell my kids this is Hope Hicks.
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6 months
where's my Four Seasons Landscaping Girl, Carly Aquilino?????.awwww yeah, there she is. Carly The Great.
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2 years
#TrumpIsALaughingStock & if you need a reminder, go watch his UN speech when all the world's leaders laughed at him- not with him.
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Peter Doocy is a nepo-baby.
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11 months
Do the MAGA math. Trump has no viable path to victory. There's no nailbiter. There's no close-call. There's none of that - but you're watching the characterization of a close race via our media. Trump is not garnering NEW voters. There's more Dems than @GOP. It's already over.
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2 years
Remember when Ivanka wrote Russians from her @WhiteHouse email abt Trump Tower Moscow?. Remember when Ivanka went to Dubai's Women's Economic Conference after The King's wife fled for her life?. Remember when China fast-tracked Ivanka's trademark requests for voting machines?
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3 years
Elon Musk already committed Securities Fraud and cannot be allowed to own major media outlets. Elon Musk jokes around about flying around in Russian fighter jets. Elon Musk was given 3B of our tax dollars by Trump like an oligarch. Elon Musk should be deported. #poisonpill.
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3 years
Kid Rock is trash.
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Kayleigh McEnany dressed up as Trump's wetnurse for Halloween.
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10 months
OJ Simpson was a cold-blooded killer who took the lives of Nicole Brown-Simpson and Ron Goldman. RIP Nicole and Ron. We miss you so much.
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10 months
Just reminding you that @ElonMusk reinstated Alex Jones' account on this app because he's also a White Supremacist piece of garbage.
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1 year
ooh that smell. can you smell that smell?.ooh that smell. that smell of shit around you? #TrumpSmellsBad
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8 months
@michaels39301 its where she keeps her flask.
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3 years
#ElaineBredehoft just mocked Johnny's voice by lowering it four octaves and saying, "He said 'You will not see my eyes again,'" & I find it very disrespectful, self-indulgent & the jury will agree with me. #deppheardtrial #JusticeforJohnnyDepp.
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2 years
I don't think people understand what JUST happened with Trump's #TruthSocial. They were abt to take it public when - WHOOPS!- it's emerged the company is worthless & in-the-red. Looks like yet another Trump con was foiled. Investors would have lost their money- it was a scam.
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2 years
Remember that Chinese spy who told Secret Service she was at Maralago to go to a pool party, but she had no bathing suit and a bag full of hard drives, cameras and smart phones?.yep.
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1 year
For years The Royal Family has seen a growing anti-Monarchy sentiment. Then Harry delivered an opportunity to skyrocket the family into the 21st century when he married #PrincessMeghan & the RF promptly blew it- proving just how irrelevant they are & validating republicans.
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3 years
People dragging @JoeBiden for falling off his bike is rich considering Donald Trump could barely walk. He's 79. He can still ride a bike. @JoeBiden is a champ, Donald Trump needs a defibrillator.
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3 years
Dr. Shaw explained the APA's definition of Narcissistic Personality Disorder in the DSM5 & how Dr. Spiegel can't make a diagnoses without ever meeting Johnny- yet did & defied the Goldwater Rule. Therefore Spiegel's testimony is impeached. #deppheardtrial #JusticeforJohnnyDepp.
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3 years
"Please try to empathize with Kim Potter's situation." Judge Regina Chu. We are tired of having to see thru cops eyes. #DaunteWright.
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2 years
I don't know who needs to hear this but Jonah Hill & Olivia Millar are expecting their 1st child. Jonah's ex, Sarah Brady is green with envy & is on a crusade to label him a "mysogynistic narcissist" with help from #IStandWithAmberHeard trolls. Sarah is no victim. She's scorned.
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3 years
Did you hear @SenatorSinema scream her vote out as if it would negate her prior record. She can take a flying leap back to the hole she climbed out of.
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2 years
Corey Feldman was always telling the truth. It was an open secret. My mom recently told me she yanked me out of acting school because of what she heard was going on back in the 80's. I never knew why -bc how do u tell a kid the industry they want to be in is rife with molesters?.
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2 years
People aren't watching this trial because of Paw-Paw and Maggie. People are watching this trial because it's a very rare glimpse into the downfall of a Family Dynasty that ruled a whole city with generational wealth & power. The Trump Dynasty is next. Tick Tock. #Alexmurdaugh.
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1 year
I see French Laundry is trending which means @GavinNewsom must be kicking ass and taking names at the Debate tonight because the only thing they got on Gavin is that he ate out during the Lockdown- you know, the one MAGA refused to follow. See how they make no sense?.
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2 years
Remand him. "I'm coming after you," is another attempt to threaten witnesses and potential jurors.
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2 years
"Wait'll you see my Gidget, you'll want her for your Valentine." . Sally Field in a scene that perfectly illustrates the average SoCal kid Summer. #BookedSolid #AtTheBeach
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4 months
MAGA are making Rachel Maddow trend because @ElonMusk denigrated her on stage of a high school auditorium that seats less than 300 people as he stumps for Trump. Musk may be the richest man in the world, but he's a very small person.
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3 years
Inglewood ain't Huntington Beach so if a confederate trucker convoy is fixin to test Inglewood during the Superbowl, they fixing to be made into swiss cheese.
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4 months
Joe Rogan has a price just like the other Putin puppets.
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3 years
Amber Heard mentioned Kate Moss today on the stand and a prior alleged domestic violence incident and I'm pretty sure that means it's open-season on Amber's former Domestic arrest now if she's going down that road. #deppheardtrial.
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2 years
Ashli Babbitt was part of a hit-squad who wanted to assassinate Democrats and she's dead now. #January6thCommittee
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3 years
There's a worldwide gas shortage but apparently no shortage of jet fuel being used by fighter jets circling Pasadena so they can do a Dog & Pony Show over a ballgame because Climate Change isn't moving fast enough. Any questions?.
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3 years
I'm pretty sure @ElonMusk made that bid for Twitter to distract u from the Heard /Depp Trial. Elon cheated with Amber while Johnny was away getting sober. We've seen pics of Musk & she on the elevator. He's just as obsessed with his public image as Amber is. #JusticeForJohnnyDepp
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@mellylamelle @BlackKnight10k thanks so much melania - what do you want? An Ed Murrow Award? Get off my thread.
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3 years
I've never seen #EdwardscissorHands, I've never seen a single Pirates movie, I haven't seen Johnny Depp in a thing since 21 Jump Street, mkay? And I still know that bitch is lying about him. #deppheardtrial.
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Adam Waldman said to @DailyMail "So Amber and her friends spilled a little wine and roughed up the place, got their stories straight, under the direction of a lawyer and publicist and then placed a 2nd call to 911.". He's right. That's exactly what happened. #deppheardtrial.
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3 years
The judge was nice to The #Crumbley's in court too- Thanking them for appearing via facetime as they fled from justice. The disparity is sickening in how judges treat parents. We've seen it. -Laundries.-Crumbleys.-Rittenhouses. Ahmaud's momma had to pray away that disparity.
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Heather Locklear's dad died in June this year and people have the audacity to drag the woman?.What'd she ever do to you?.
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Jossy
2 years
Paris Hilton "welcomes a baby" isn't the same as Paris Hilton "gives birth to a baby." .I'll let you figure it out.
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3 years
The cops at #Uvalde failed the kids. The cops who were called to the scene of Brian and #GabbyPetito's fight failed Gabby. The cops who showed up to investigate #GeorgeFloyd failed him. Cops are not heroes.
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2 years
Libs of Tiktok are gaslighting Conservatives and actually convincing Mommies & their toddlers to come out to Hollywood & protest child trafficking but they have no idea how ridiculous they all look while doing it. This is what happens when u drop out of HS- you believe anything.
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2 years
America has a problem: They're more upset over the Queen than they are about the man who thinks he's King.
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Some MAGA donkey in Orange County woke up today and decided to post a lie abt Antifa trying to shut down Sturgis & the toothless faction of the @GOP are up in arms, literally. This is fun to watch, but seriously, it's just more distraction because their guy got indicted. AGAIN.
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@RebeccaDaughtr4 2nd grade and 2 years of Vacation Bible School.
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#Maddow just articulated that she - and others on @NBCnews payroll- have voiced opposition to the hiring of @RonnaMcDaniel to @NBCnews. She also informed the audience that McDaniel will NEVER appear on @MSNBC.
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2 years
Melania is a brainless Pro-Russian import who slithered into the USA on a genius visa.
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IRL Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman remained close friends for years. His office was filled with pictures from the series and all his work- but he REALLY adored his time working with Barbara- they had a mutual admiration for each other.
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To everyone tryna call Los Angeles a trash heap, filled with crime because Newport Beach had another shooting at the Fashion Island Mall- I'd like you all to know THAT'S NOT LOS ANGELES, you clowns. It's Orange County. Home to the White Pride Festival.
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2 years
These aren't Tourists and Tucker Carlson isn't a journalist. #TuckerCarlsonIsALiar
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2 years
Hate ages you. Trey Gowdy 2000 Trey Gowdy 2023
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Jessica Simpson was already a Size 4 when record executives told her to lose weight. She did & got down to a 0 by taking diet meds for years. She was constantly under pressure, denigrated for her "stupidity" & now people are dragging her for plastic surgery?.Leave Jess alone.
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3 years
"Why did James Franco come and visit you?" asks Elaine ."He was my friend and he lived next-door, virtually next door." says Amber Heard. No he didn't. He didn't live at ECB- he never lived at ECB. #deppheardtrial #JusticeforJohnnyDepp.
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Aubrey Plaza is trending because her husband took his own life. If you or someone you know is struggling with suicidal thoughts or ideations, please know that the world needs you.
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3 years
I'm still shook over Adam Waldman telling us that Rocky and Amber are under investigation by the @LASDHQ for perjury. You know its' true because no lawyer would commit perjury in a Deposition to implicate Amber & Rocky in the crime of Perjury. #deppheardtrial.
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3 years
Kim Guilfoyle was at Ivana Trump's funeral & sat less than a few feet from @MrsVanessaTrump because who among us hasn't attended their new boyfriends mom's funeral knowing his ex-wife will be in attendance after u philandered & were the catalyst for their divorce? #ivanatrump
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2 years
lol @LaurenBoebert threw her vote on Jordan. You can lead a horseface to water but you can't make it pretty.
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2 years
I'll just put this right here to remind you that the @ODNIgov warned us about Tara Reade and Megyn Kelly- you just didn't read the report.
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After her recent defection to Russia, Tara Reade goes on Megyn Kelly’s show to praise Vladimir Putin for liberating the Ukrainian people from Nazis, and says the people in Ukraine are happy Russia invaded them.
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2 years
Scott Baio is a predator who preyed on the girls he worked with- yes @NicoleEggert was one of those victims. She was a little girl & he chased her around on set of Charles in Charge. Anyone who saw the show filmed live witnessed this strange chemistry, including me.
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I took this image during the 2020 Election. They had already counted @JoeBiden out. They said Joe was too old. They said he couldn't win. They said a lot of things. So did David Axelrod. They were wrong. He won & he'll win again. Don't underestimate him.
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1 year
This is the first time Donald Trump has ever been held accountable and it's not going well for him. #TrumpTrial
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1 year
I hope @MeghanMccain finds another way to make herself relevant. She posts "I stand with Israel" on IG then adds an image of her dad at the Wailing Wall 17 years ago. #israel
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.@LauraLoomer is on this app spreading lies about Democrats. just like the @ODNIgov warned us about in that report you didn't read. She's a foreign asset. This Touchdown Timmy crap is all about catering to Russia and you all need to start Putin 2 + 2 together.
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3 years
We're asking @GOP politicians to vote for the 'Respect For Marriage Act' whilst Trump is on Wife #3. If Conservatives don't respect their own marriages, how can they respect anyone else's?.
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Putin COVID is trending because Trump sent Putin COVID tests while Americans were dying by the thousands. what more do you need to wake up and start Putin 2 + 2 together?.Donald Trump is a Russian asset.
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I DGAF about Kensington Palace or Where is Kate?.We're still watching Donald Trump act like a King. AS IF we want more of this nonsense?.The Framers spared us from the monarchy and palace intrigue.The Royal Family is not relevant and we are not amused.
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2 years
Bill Barr lied to Americans about what was inside the Mueller report. Bill Barr resigned weeks prior to January 6th because he knew about the Insurrection. Bill Barr is what we call a conspirator.
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4 months
Nathan Wade did nothing wrong, nor did Fani and Republicans can't win an Election by dragging black folks.
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1 year
Like there's people lining up to be Trump's VP. Are you all forgetting what he did to his last one?
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8 months
I'll never understand why Americans GAF about Princess Kate or the Royal Family. This dedication to inherited wealth and power makes my stomach churn and it's exactly what gave us Trump. Get your heads outta your asses. The King is not our thing.
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3 years
Do Not Mint is trending bc the bottom is about to fall out of the NFT "market" & anyone pushing NFT's - even legit artists- should be ashamed of themselves. You knew it was a Ponzi. You've been had and you're helping fund Russia's war on #Ukraine. #Schadenfreude.
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There she is! ⁦@KarenBassLA⁩ accepting the #olympics flag for #LA2028 and being the First Black Female Mayor to do so.
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We literally paid Merrick Garland $885,000 for four years to do nothing but keep his seat warm.
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10 months
Chip Gaines and his wife Julie- Joanne?- Jessica? are the most obnoxious reality TV couple I've ever not watched. Look at 'em. That's MAGA. The sweaty baseball hat in military green? The flannel shirt? the beard - no not hers, his- The Gaines are as MAGA as it gets. Come on.
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Dean Cain blocked me.
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2 years
This violence in Mexico is nothing new and happened on Trump's clock too. Conservatives trying to blame the #MexicoKidnapping on Joe Biden are wrong because back in 2019 a group of 9 American Mormons were murdered including infant twins.
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These are the people pushing conspiracies about Donna Brazile today. They're QAnon Stay-at-Home Mommies with too much time on their hands. I pitied them for being caught up in a group with no truth at its core- until that is, they come to Hollywood to protest. Bless their hearts.
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I had to pull over because I'm listening to the January 6th hearings in the car and #LadyRuby and her daughter Shea are tearing me up. What Donald Trump and @GOP did to this country and this family can never be forgiven. #January6thCommitteeHearings.
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Many of the best Seinfeld jokes go right over people's heads. George Costanza:."Your boyfriend reads the Daily Worker? What is he? A communist?".Elaine Marie Benes:."He reads everything, you know, Ned's very well read.".George Costanza:."Maybe he's just very well red?"
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It's official.@CNN is now @FOXNews Lite. They just spent time covering Hunter Biden's laptop. I'm not kidding. Now they're going back to The Queen. Newsflash: Did you know the Queen died?. @CNN is subverted & no longer a viable news source.
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.@MSNBC's @Sruhle just made me scream when she said: ."There seems to be a lot of alpha male men on Twitter right now riding @RobertKennedyJr like he's Secretariat, and the voice of the future". HAHAHA.Secretariat.
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Moldova is tired of Russia's shit. In 2014, $1 billion disappeared from three Moldovan banks. Poof. Gone. It amounted to 12% of it's GDP- stolen. Where do you think it went?.It went to Russia bc Putin wants to get the band back together for the Iron Curtain Reunion Tour. #Ukraine.
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2 years
Tonight a man rammed a Uhaul into barriers near the White House & cops found a Nazi flag in the truck. We all remember when police arrested all those Patriot Front members in the back of a Uhaul last year. yet MAGA are claiming @FBIgov staged tonight's events in DC?.
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31 members of white supremacist group, Patriot Front have been arrested and charged with conspiracy to riot near a Pride event in Coeur d’Alene, Idaho. A citizen spotted the group traveling to the event in a U-Haul. Police found shields, shin guards, & one smoke grenade.
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Californians are tired of your shit and we're ready to start our own damn country. Stop talking about us. We don't talk about YOU, so return the favor.
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