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@joshmukendi_
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Follower of Christ | Husband | Girl Dad | Youtuber | IG: jmukendi_
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Joined November 2013
At some point y’all gotta let these people have some privacy.
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“Yeah girl you left your jacket in my car” LMAOOO I’m sick
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I swear on sliced bread if you don’t throw him the keys when he asks we all coming to save him
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I promise you I’m happily getting arrested for whooping these kids ass if they did that to my child
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She said local like there's a Disneyland in every city
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Idc what no one say that hose water was good asf
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Girls shoot their shot by looking at you. literally just looking at you a certain way. .
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Mexicans came to school wearing these shirts dickie shorts black converse with a pencil on their ear and a binder with just paper in it LMAOOO
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Me: nah it’s cool I’ll just eat it like this. My girl: No! Cause that’s not what you ordered. EXCUSE ME. .
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Geeked❤️
I just wanna fast forward to where i have my own house with my wife and kids just chillin.
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I still think the only thing Black people took serious was Kobe’s Death…jokes stopped for that day.
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Girls hear you say “fuckkk” during sex and think her pussy fire. First of all hoe I’m really just feeling bad for cheating on my girl.
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when you walk in the kitchen and yo grandma bent over cooking at the stove
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Getting sent pictures like this when you out make a nigga wanna rush home and see his family > ❤️
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If you walk past a girl and she looking literally right past you like you not shit. there's a good chance she thought you were cute.
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Why he acting like he don’t know who YG is?
lmao 6ix9ine was on the breakfast club being madd disrespectful trying to flex on the legend yg
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How y'all find a jersey outside the country but you can't find missing people in the country?
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I take pictures of the board in class and for some odd ass reason when i get home i never look at those pictures.
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Y'all really pay $5 to walk in a party & stand against the wall for 2 hours then dm a girl you saw there saying."I think I saw you tonight".
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Shit was too confusing to understand.
Swae Lee's Ex-GF & Le'Veon Bell's Current GF Replies on IG to Bell's Ex-GF Saying Bell Got 2 Women Pregnant at the Same Time & is Cheating On Her With 2 Other Side Chicks (Pics-Vids)
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My boys girl got him a promise ring to match the one he got her now he flexing it everywhere. nigga out here pointing shit out with his ring finger LMAOOO.
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Yes but I used to be uglier. it’s all about progress
Are you the ugly friend ?.
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Tryna take pics like this but keep them in my camera roll ya dig
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I know exactly what I want & imma wait till I get exactly that
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This nigga said “girls get 100 likes on a picture and start looking for apartments in LA” LMAOOOO GOODNIGHT.
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I promise if my friend did that to me that would be the last day I fw them
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“I’m on my period” LMAOOOO
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I wanna go see this in person.
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A nigga could get at my girl I’m not gonna go over there and press him it’s my girls job to curve him. If she curve him and he still pressing then I’ll step in. you insecure niggas are odd getting pissed off at every nigga that get at your girl.
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Put a circle around the nigga like we would have a hard time tryna figure where he at.
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You loud asf. we don’t need niggas coming here
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Girls want them puma slides. I would want my girl to get me these
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#growingupgoofy saying "okay okay I'm done" and you calm down for 3 seconds then you start screaming and laughing again.
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Asking niggas for their opinion if a girl is cute or not is corny and dumb. if you like shorty go fw her stop caring about what other people think
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Six flags got Bring a friend free starting June 3rd till the 16th if you free let’s go.
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Bae is an annoying ass word don't ever call me that shit
Babe>baby> bae. Ever call me bae I'm getting a new nigga.
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All the girls at Rolling Loud with the camo pants & tube tops on
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I’d hug a billion dollars like that too tbh.
Travis Scott and Kylie Jenner at Astroworld listening party in Chicago
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I'm just letting y'all fellas know just incase you think she's cute you better turn yo ass around walk up to her and try to talk to her.
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I would’ve been in the crowd WEAKKKK
Black men these the queens u getting behind? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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There must be a whole other place called Cali lol
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"Chick Fil a or In n out but then again wabba grill does sound nice but blaze pizza would slap rn but I haven't had in n out in a while"
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It’s sad You don’t even see lil kids playing outside that much anymore. when I was a little kid my mom had to literally force my ass to stay inside.
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Then get mad at you if you didn’t catch the “hint”. nigga you just looked at me what hint is that.
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Lmaooo nigga still madly in love with you after 8 years? Wild.
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When you wake up from a nap that was so good you don’t know where you at for a second
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The snot bubble took me out LMAOOO
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If she don't know at least these 90s and 2000s R&B songs ion want her
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This the real life version of Tom from Tom & Jerry when he was spitting game in the cowboy hat
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Baby cut her hair and is looking so damn good. like i can’t breathe dawg
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How the Mexicans walked around with their girls in high school
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White people looking at this tweet confused on what this means
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Promise to love you unconditionally & endlessly everyday and night
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Driving in San Bernardino in a Gif
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This single shit be boring but I’d rather be bored than have one of these hoes having me look stupid.
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Now i see why y’all don’t like this man.
Russ Suggests Producers Like Metro Boomin, Lex Luger & Murda Beatz Don’t Make Timeless Music
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If those snakes and cockroaches didn’t get you they were launching yo ass in a car over a cliff talking bout grab these flags
Fear factor back in the day was trinna kill niggas.
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What she gotta show her ass for.
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