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Got a mesh top that I’m looking forward to wearing maybe twice a year
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Don’t think I ever shared here, but I got a promotion and a new headshot a few weeks back after being at my job for a few years :)
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“i’m now no longer just a practitioner, but an EXPERT at the french tuck” -my dad after watching queer eye for like 4 episodes
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"yo iggy give us a freestyle"
iggy: aight
iggy: making my way downtown, walking fast, faces pass and i'm home bound
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This stupid brown bear I have wanted for years… finally mine… life is so good
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About three months back, we got married. Happy Valentine’s Day to my husband!! Love you cutie
@JoeDiGiorno108
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Yall ever get married
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I’m really out here running and walking that is truly wild (ignore the massive zit on my nose coming in)
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I have to sit on the floor if I listen to records in the morning because someone always wants to join me
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Not 600 thousand tweets thanking this hellsite for something they should have done at least 5 years ago
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graphic design is not the FBI's passion
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last night a straight man gave me $5 because i was complaining how straight guys can be gay for pay and i have to be gay for free
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Entered the wrong password too many times and now I’m locked out of my work computer!! One like and I’ll quit my job
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my little brother got an apple watch for his birthday and he just spent 10 minutes standing in the kitchen sending me this from it
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I have no caption for this, just thought it was a good pic of me. Enjoy!!
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You’re telling me I’m supposed to work when my office sounds like Emotional Healing to Sleep Instantly with Heavy Rain ASMR
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the hardest part about being an interracial couple is taking pictures together
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I had the privilege of photographing a 93 year old World War 2 veteran and his wife of 68 years dancing last night
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now that I can retweet myself I don't need anyone. I will compliment me. I will support me. I will validate me. I will love me.
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Spending the weekend in the mountains and Joe got me this cozy robe :)
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