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introducing the one the only: joon’s actual bf. known hater. namjoon lover in the sheets toshi lover also in the sheets
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these types of tweet are always so funny to me bc like i agree completely but u have to understand…. THIS was who yoongi was throwing laundry at
images that make me understand debut yoongi’s urge to throw all his laundry at namjoon in a fit of rage and poorly concealed horniness
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guys please spare a thought for joon tonight 🙏🏻🧎
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queer uncle who lives with his “close friend” and they run a gallery together
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namjoon: hey guys i’m gonna go get my hair done :)
the rest of bangtan:
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“bts aren’t political” “bts would be mad about the boycott” right. their debut album… that was about what?
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everyone is joking about these but jungkook would wear these and look good in them i fear
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it’s almost like ppl who are against the boycott don’t understand that that’s exactly how boycotts work. withholding our support until our demands are met is the entire point, if we weren’t going to give our support back then the company would have no incentive to change
Anti-boycott armys do not realize that once the boycott is over we will all happily fork our entire life savings into BTS pockets. We are just currently practicing self restraint for the sake of respecting Palestinians
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can we talk about arbitrary things in fics that make you not want to read them or that will make you instantly dnf (petty things ONLY please i do not want intense fic discourse i want laughs)
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my best picture of namjoon with the confetti canon im so in love with him everyone look away
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mine is if the title/theme has anything to do with strawberries and cigarettes im TIREDDDD 😩😩
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WAHHHH THEY CAME OUT SO CUTE IM CRYINGGGG
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like he was just down so horrendously
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Do you know any queer people who have been together for 10 years?
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need a fic where namjoon has unquantifiable amts of rizz that everyone knows abt except for him
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#namgikook
au in which yoonkook’s birthday present for namjoon doesn’t go exactly as they had planned… oops!
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calling art a waste if its not commercially successful… hm… do you think that’s truly what bts believes? maybe reconsider your relationship to them + their music and art
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i love when he shows us shit like this bc like he’s just like us fr. like he also sees cute things and names them after the members bc they remind him of them
Remember when Namjoon named these two Pokémon "Taetae" and "Cooking king Taetae" 😭
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@vminkookluvr69
no literally if i met this joon in high school i would be down so bad i looked stupid
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“having to hide your kpop stuff when you get in a relationship” that’s nice for you meanwhile im getting my titties sucked in my tiny tan shirt we are not the same
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Tops are so easy to manipulate, you can just go ‘wow you have such big arms’ and they’ll give you c*ck anytime you want
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rating the new jungkook ck photos by how much gay energy they’re giving scale is from 5-10 because his baseline gay energy level is 5 even if the pic is giving 0 gay energy it’s going to get a 5 because it’s him.
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how annoying this question is aside, the sentence “i approached her with no thoughts” is fucking hilarious. same king. he’s so real
🐰why did i approach the woman in the mv? it's all acting! that's what the director wanted! i approached her with no thoughts haha i was a robot
@BTS_twt
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TRYING TO WATCH THIS 6 TIMES TO WATCH ALL OF THEM ENDED UP 20 BECAUSE OF NAMJOONS GIANT FUCKING TIDDIES IN THE TURTLE NECK I CANT BREATHE
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namkook holding hands for the final bow 💜💜💜💜
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everyone: god look at him messing w his shirt like that, showing off his chest, he literally knows he’s hot this is so evil
nj, in his head: do i have a stain right there? what is that… is that kimchi? gochujang? what did i eat… this is so embarrassing omg they’re looking-
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namkook laughing and giggling together during ments!! 😭😭
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namkook were swinging their hands when they were holding them they’re so cute 😭😭😭
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(showing you inside my brain) yeah.. don't mind that shrine that's dedicated to you. just ignore it
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@hobibihoba
that one clip of that korean woman being like “oh i just assumed she was a lesbian- i assume all women are lesbians”
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to be very honest i think a lot of people do not understand the extent of how horrifying and disgusting the burning sun scandal was like honestly even if you think you do…. i would highly recommend watching rotten mango’s video about it on youtube.
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jungkook on the red carpet like straight women on instagram
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the day staff stopped asking namjoon to help them get jungkook off lives at 5 am
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embarrassing himself so bad in the dms rn 😭😭😭 i cant even imagine
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their DEBUT album!!! THAT THEY STAKED EVERYTHING ON!!! THEIR ENTIRE CAREER!!! this was most important for them!
“bts aren’t political” “bts would be mad about the boycott” right. their debut album… that was about what?
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worse than that they’ll walk into high schools in poor neighborhoods and tell you they’ll pay for your college if you enlist and offer you $10k signing bonuses and if your family is struggling esp if you have younger siblings, single parent, etc. like…. what are u gonna do
ppl wondering how ppl get sucked into the US military.. couple weeks ago i saw an ad for the army on a SCHOOL BUS.. a bus that children ride twice a day almost every day. they infiltrate those spaces in ways most other things can't
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@infinitesoleil
ooof i hate most epithets the only ones i can slightly tolerate is “the younger man” or “the older man” and it’s if it’s used sparingly and in a sentence where you would otherwise be using their names too much
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it’s your choice to protest or not, but to try and argue that it’s not what bts would want, or that we are not real fans of them, is just wrong and honestly? stupid! they’ve always been very clear where they stand! maybe it’s time for some of you to just quietly unstan 🤷
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jk punching the air throwing up sick to his stomach every time joon comes back with a new color 😭😭😭
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this should go without saying but please do not use ss of people’s fics or call out specific authors using my tweet! this isn’t meant to be malicious or personally target anyone!
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namjoon as just Some Dude in a grocery store that jungkook has a brief domestic fantasy about
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taking the words “parasocial relationship”, “dopamine”, and “romanticization” away from the internet indefinitely. you’ll get them back when you learn how to think critically *puts them up on a really high shelf that the internet can’t reach*
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the way that “ah oppa i like it hit me more” goes viral like every few months but you guys completely ignore the other, objectively more insane things he says in that verse bdhdhshs i know y’all have never listened to the full verse let alone song
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namjoon cries, tries to hide that he’s crying, and then cries more when they kiss away his tears. however, it is one of the most thoughtful and beautiful presents he’s ever received in his life, so he likes to think that it’s a pretty reasonable reaction.
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“visual holes” you do not speak about idols like they’re people 😭😭😭
the category is kpop groups with no visual holes GO 🫵
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like he says “i poke myself often” “i kiss my own tightness” “this is the cocktail bar that RM has laid out, you’ll drink them as I give them” and y’all are focused on the oppa part like be real
the way that “ah oppa i like it hit me more” goes viral like every few months but you guys completely ignore the other, objectively more insane things he says in that verse bdhdhshs i know y’all have never listened to the full verse let alone song
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he was on live for five hours and u think he has bitches?
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you’re all kidding yourselves if you think anything can ever top i am red with love
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do u think he sent a pic of these to joon and said they reminde me of u
that’s the prettiest flower i’ve ever seen in my life. and i guess the bouquet is also there
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i can’t believe namkook has been confirmed again hes sooo crazy for that
RM on Instagram
dreams are infinite, but time is not enough
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white comfortability should never be placed above the hard work and emotions of POC. bts telling their story openly and honestly shouldn’t affect you like this unless YOU feel guilty for something…if you want to be supporters of POC, you have to confront your own white fragility
bts are people of color… i need white armys to REMEMBER THAT. like they have to work 3x time harder and joon talking about colonization that UK and France did as person of color should not have some of y’all mad.
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it’s so funny because this is exactly how i feel talking about namjoon
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:) let’s go!
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i wish i could have been there when vivaldi dropped his four seasons suite like do u know how fucking crazy that would have gone. tucking a letter from ur estranged lover into ur waistcoat and going to the opera to hear winter…. insane
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there were about two dozen poems they’d also thrown in there, ones that yoongi had carefully taken note of whenever namjoon brought them up, aparently. (and some love poems that he’d picked out himself, jungkook tells him conspiratorially)
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he reaches over with a hand to ruffle jungkook’s hair, having to pull back quickly to avoid snapping teeth. “i thought you fixed him,” yoongi stares at namjoon, clearly unimpressed.
“i think he did that out of affection.”
“hm.”
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“why would i want to sit at the head of a table by myself and have everyone looking at me and celebrating if you’re not next to me? the best part is that you’re there, too,” jungkook huffs, and namjoon shuts right up.
“oh,” he says softly, touched.
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overall, it ends up being one of the best pre-birthday gifts he’s ever received.
and the next day, when they actually do give him his present, it’s even better yet. they’d recorded his favorite murakami book in the original japanese, and if that hadn’t been enough,
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they had recorded themselves reading poetry for him? he was going to be able to hear poems in their voices whenever he wanted?
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“you really did?” he looks between the two of them.
jungkook nods with big, wet eyes. “we did a book and then we read some poems because hyung is sentimental and romantic.” namjoon’s heart does something strange and entirely new in his chest.
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RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH/10 DO I EVEN HAVE TO SAY ANYTHING??????????????
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he hesitates for a moment, then backs up until he knocks into namjoon with a soft ‘oof’, and turns around with a clumsy smile to hug him from the front. “joon sandwich,” he announces, and namjoon’s chest surges with affection as he hugs jungkook back just as tight.
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“what do you two do all day? without me. why- why do you keep lying to me? i know you’re together, i know you’re-“ he huffs, crossing his arms over his chest, feeling too vulnerable with their eyes on him. “are you two… do you want out?”
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when he’s bored and feels like explaining to them why he absolutely needs them to drive him around to convenience stores for an hour because he has to find rare pokemon breads.
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he thinks if they look at him any longer, he’ll start crying, and he really doesn’t want to do that. “it’s my birthday,” he mumbles, because that’s the only thing that’s been looping in his head.
“tomorrow, yes,” yoongi agrees.
“you can’t leave me on my birthday.”
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“/we/ do, yes, but we don’t celebrate with our friends until-“
“hyung, what did i ever do to you?” jungkook whines, rolling over so he’s only half on top of namjoon at this point. he looks absolutely miserable. namjoon cannot believe how badly this is going.
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“it’s why we were in the studio, and why it took us so long. hyung, reading is /hard/,” jungkook whines, tugging down on namjoon’s shoulder to get his attention.
namjoon laughs with yoongi, but he can’t deny how pleased he is, and genuinely surprised.
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“we’ve been working on your birthday present, namjoon-ah. it’s a surprise, so we didn’t want you to be able to guess what it was."
“it’s my fault, i said we should keep it a secret, hyung wanted to tell you. i’m so sorry, i’m really sorry, we should have just told you.”
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“that night,” yoongi says, pensive, “you were asking me without asking me, weren’t you? i should have told you then and made you keep it secret from jungkook-“
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namjoon can’t even be mad about it, either, because he looks so cute and miserable whenever he has to lie about it—which he clearly is lying. yoongi, on the other hand… known liar.
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“you could have just said it was a surprise,” namjoon grumbles, but he really does feel a lot better now. “i don’t mind surprises. no secrets, though.”
“no secrets,” yoongi and jungkook both agree.
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10/10 it is inherently gay to be in a tiny little space all crouched up and being sexy 1) he’s serving 2) in the sense of actual queer analysis of art, labels and boxes being too small to contain him etc etc u get it
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than he’s actually worried about surprising namjoon anymore.
“the poems were your idea?” namjoon asks him, smile evident in his voice.
“oh, shut up.”
“hey, you guys owe me, i think i should get my present early-“
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