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Burlington, VT
Joined May 2018
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@jonnywanzer
Jonny
3 years
Real. On shelburne roads
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@jonnywanzer
Jonny
2 years
Happy Graduation Burlington Graduates!!! May you be our future teachers and leaders!!!
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@jonnywanzer
Jonny
1 year
UPDATE: city market has officially pulled citizens
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@jonnywanzer
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1 year
Update! As of this morning, here are the businesses that have discontinued citizen cider
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2 years
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@jonnywanzer
Jonny
2 years
Meanwhile by the winooski bridge…
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@jonnywanzer
Jonny
1 year
Good news fam :)
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@jonnywanzer
Jonny
2 years
I roll up to the SB Dunkin’s like
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@jonnywanzer
Jonny
3 years
I always wondered what video would get me killed
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@jonnywanzer
Jonny
4 years
Are you fucking kidding me Burlington??? Lost by just 129 votes ???? You could of had a bad bitch
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@jonnywanzer
Jonny
1 year
Here is a DAY TWO UPDATED list of the businesses who have discontinued carrying @citizencider products, DOUBLED from yesterday.
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@jonnywanzer
Jonny
4 years
Ahahahahaha mother fucker backtracked!!! Did we pressure him tho??? 🤔 don’t let anyone tell you being loud doesn’t do shit. Fuck Miro. We win today.
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@jonnywanzer
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2 years
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@jonnywanzer
Jonny
2 years
🐖 PAIRS WELL WITH PORK 🐖
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2 years
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@jonnywanzer
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4 years
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2 years
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@jonnywanzer
Jonny
3 years
BURLINGTON BEAT EP 2: THOMPSONS LOUNGE. Briefly came out of haitus to make a quickie for this shitstorm of a story that broke last night. Check out Burlington's hottest new nightclub!
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@jonnywanzer
Jonny
3 years
LMAO
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@jonnywanzer
Jonny
4 years
NEW VIDEO: DONNY WANZER - "OLD NORTH END ANTHEM" -
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@jonnywanzer
Jonny
3 years
Hey everyone. Effective today, I will be taking a hiatus from making videos and my public social media accounts to focus on recovering from a stomach ailment as well as some various mental health issues. Unfortunately I am too ill to create what I want to right now.
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@jonnywanzer
Jonny
2 years
Bonus
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@jonnywanzer
Jonny
1 year
185 businesses have dropped citizen cider
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@jonnywanzer
Jonny
4 years
It’s always nice knowing when people view your video after working long and hard on it :)
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@jonnywanzer
Jonny
3 years
NEW VIDEO: THE UNIVERSITY OF VERMONT -
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@jonnywanzer
Jonny
4 years
NEW VIDEO: BURLINGTON SLUMLORDS PART ONE.
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@jonnywanzer
Jonny
4 years
Imagine going to your new ‘late capitalism’ dystopian school built inside of a former Macy’s, in the middle of a pandemic and you, being a grown ass teenager, are greeted by this
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@jonnywanzer
Jonny
10 months
First 5 minutes of 2024, I saw a bouncer throw a dude over a chair at a bar, followed by another person proposing to their girlfriend. Energy so far on point
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@jonnywanzer
Jonny
4 years
Hahahahahaha. @MiroBTV hold my beer while I fire up the camera to add one more thing to my new video Sunday
@sevendaysvt
Seven Days
4 years
Burlington Mayor Miro Weinberger knew more than he publicly let on about the Twitter trolling scandal that led his former police chief, Brandon del Pozo, to resign last December #btv
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@jonnywanzer
Jonny
2 years
“Hey I’m in your city” ok have fun
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@jonnywanzer
Jonny
1 year
TOMORROW. 8AM. “CITIZEN CIDER: A TOXIC, MISOGYNISTIC BOYS CLUB”. COME SHARE SOME TEA OUTDOORS WITH ME.
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@jonnywanzer
Jonny
10 months
I’m tryna see if they stroke it the opposite way
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@jonnywanzer
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1 year
What if we kissed in the t ruggs impala 👀
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@jonnywanzer
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2 years
Good afternoon, say it back pls
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@jonnywanzer
Jonny
1 year
New list. Day 4 and still no public statement. Like and share. Tag a business.
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@jonnywanzer
Jonny
4 years
Here’s the person who organized it OOPS. Big Ransom Note Chain Mail Boomer Vibes on this one
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@jonnywanzer
Jonny
2 years
Last nite: Me at bar: *giving social media secrets to yung up n comin creators* Random person: *walks up* r u Jonny Wanzer? Me: yes Person: oh, ur a egotistical self centered piece of shit *runs away immediately* Honestly… amazing 9/10
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@jonnywanzer
Jonny
3 years
Wow they’ve really groomed it to look nice for the tourists coming to see our number one landmark
@HaikBedrosian
Haik Bedrosian
3 years
The #btv mall pit looks a little less pitty today.
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@jonnywanzer
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3 years
It’s about that time
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@jonnywanzer
Jonny
1 year
Yes everyone please leave our state :) bye especially if you’re a millionaire, landlord or gentrifying scumbag :) the fear mongering is right with this one :)
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@jonnywanzer
Jonny
4 years
It’s a damn honor. MoMos was my corner store for a couple years so this feels like full circle to me
@RealMattLucia
Matt Lucia
4 years
Because of a certain new O.N.E theme song I give you this
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@jonnywanzer
Jonny
2 years
YO ya boys gonna be on VPR (Vermont Public Radio) show "Vermont Edition" tomorrow at 12:30pm-ish talkin bout the dumb stuff i do @vermontpublic
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@jonnywanzer
Jonny
1 year
DAY FIVE UPDATE of the list of the businesses who have discontinued carrying @citizencider products and STILL NO public statement from them.
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@jonnywanzer
Jonny
4 years
DID I NOT WARN YOU ALL IN DECEMBER?????
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@jonnywanzer
Jonny
4 years
Happy Monday y’all :)
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@jonnywanzer
Jonny
3 years
NEW VIDEO: BURLINGTON SLUMLORDS PART TWO
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2 years
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@jonnywanzer
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3 years
GOAL MET IN ONE FUCKIN DAY!!!!
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@jonnywanzer
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2 years
Tonight! …we explore the question “is crime up or down in Burlington” with the people on the streets of the city in a new episode. Tune in.
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@jonnywanzer
Jonny
3 years
Need my Reddit detectives
@writerbxtch
“honestly, nevermind” chief apologist
3 years
LMFAO
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@jonnywanzer
Jonny
1 year
NEW VIDEO:
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@jonnywanzer
Jonny
4 years
Hey @brandondelpozo , just saw that you followed me by accident while probably trying to block me again. Probably unblocked me cuz you wanted to check in and see my new vid. LOL no more burner accounts??? Comes out tonight at 7:45PM EST, hope you enjoy it buddy :)
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@jonnywanzer
Jonny
11 months
Stoked for Always Full Asian Mart being downtown!!!
@liamgriffin
Liam Griffin
11 months
This is the sort of balanced coverage we need for #btv
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@jonnywanzer
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1 year
People who walk around in public with Bluetooth speakers playing should be castrated
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@jonnywanzer
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3 years
SOON.
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@jonnywanzer
Jonny
4 years
Bus of Vermonters going to the Coup. Not a mask in sight
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@jonnywanzer
Jonny
3 years
I blocked a dude for being a racist bigot in my comments. He then sent me a $25 dollar donation at 5am rambling about the first amendment, asking to be unblocked. Nah… 🗑 Thanks for the free money tho ya fuckin dink 😎
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1 year
Happy Mother’s Day ❤️
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2 years
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@jonnywanzer
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2 years
Vt digger did this write up on me, was chill
@vtdigger
VTDigger
2 years
Jonny Wanzer has turned homemade issue-centric comedy videos into his full-time job. And he has big ambitions to leverage his popularity into a “gonzo media” collective. #btv
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@jonnywanzer
Jonny
3 years
Today I peak
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@jonnywanzer
Jonny
2 years
LMAO FUCK YOU LOSER
@GuardianUS
Guardian US
2 years
Alex Jones ordered to pay Sandy Hook families $965m for hoax claims
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@jonnywanzer
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3 years
Miro Doll B Roll w @HahaTimBridge
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@jonnywanzer
Jonny
2 years
Untrue. It was named after the F35 noises that wake up winooski residents through their windows every morning.
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@jonnywanzer
Jonny
2 years
NEW VIDEO: IS BURLINGTON CRIME UP OR DOWN? PART ONE: THE INTERVIEWS
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@jonnywanzer
Jonny
3 years
NEW VIDEO UP!
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@jonnywanzer
Jonny
2 years
Tomorrow. The wait is finally over. UVM MEDICAL CENTER PART ONE DROPS as part of my Holiday Season UVMMC Scandal Advent Calendar series. Every several days this holiday season, a new chocolate video treat for you. 🔥 ☕️🎄❄️🌨️🎅🔥
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Jonny
5 years
Hey doomers, are you bored in Burlington this winter because you don’t participate in winter outdoor activities and are letting your white culture down? Fear not! There’s always the bars.
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Jonny
3 years
It has been found!
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Jonny
4 years
NEW VIDEO. TOMORROW NIGHT AT 7:45PM. BURLINGTON SLUMLORDS.
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@jonnywanzer
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3 years
Oh boy, whatever you do, don’t watch my main series lmao
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@jonnywanzer
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2 years
NEW VIDEO: THE BURLINGTON BAR GUIDE 2023
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@jonnywanzer
Jonny
2 years
They might have made the chemicals (not knowing the long term effects when they did 1969), but you are the ones who implemented them in your school, then didn’t clean them up 40 years after being warned about PCBs. Oh and kept ignoring staff health issues caused from it.scapegoat
@BTVSchools
Burlington Schools
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Burlington School District Announces Intent to Sue Monsanto for its role in manufacturing PCBs which ultimately forced the closure of BHS and Burlington Technical Center. #bsdvt #btv #together
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2 years
This goes way too hard tbh
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@jonnywanzer
Jonny
4 years
new video. i got laid off from my job:
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@jonnywanzer
Jonny
2 years
What’s up with that religious book, The Great Controversy, we all got mailed? Did you get one? Feat. @For_Xample
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Jonny
1 year
Hahahahahaha
@CNviolations
Community Notes Violations
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3 years
Gonna need everyone to write me in as inspector of the election this March ty
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4 years
Update: went and hit the homies up at MoMos
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@jonnywanzer
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3 years
Pick a random follower on my Instagram account and chances are they have a pic like this as their profile pic hahaha
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3 years
He needs me. He’s the joker to my Batman.
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Jonny
2 years
NEW VIDEO: IS BURLINGTON CRIME UP OR DOWN: THE ANSWER -
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2 years
Is Crime UP or DOWN in Burlington? The Street Interviews: PT 1
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Jonny
2 years
Tomorrow. New video drops. Is Burlington Crime Up or Down: The Answer
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Jonny
3 years
*sniffs air* ahhhh... that’s the smell of a class action in the air
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2 years
Hey @UVMMedCenter … since I’m feeling generous today, here’s your fair warning. Talk soon bestie ✌️
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Jonny
4 years
Hundreds of people to me today: have you seen the Big Apple Deli drama?!!!!??! Me: oh... I’m well aware 😈
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Jonny
3 years
The Thompson Feud and Content from me is done.
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@jonnywanzer
Jonny
4 years
New Video. Burlington Slumlords Part One. Sunday. 7:45PM. Also my merch finally came in and it’s FIRE.
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Jonny
10 months
NEW VIDEO UP!
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Jonny
3 years
The Brandon Del Pozo Autobiography title
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1 year
She sounds based AF
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3 years
Tomorrow
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