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author of ‘it’s a shame about ray’ and ‘all the beautiful things you love’. columnist @esquire, @goodweekendmag. music reviews @theaustralian.

Bondi Beach, Sydney
Joined October 2009
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2 years
Here is the cover of my first book with an actual endorsement from @timminchin and if you find small pieces of my brain on your keyboard that's because my mind has actually exploded. Pre-order It's A Shame About Ray here:
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RT @Andrew_McMillen: Albums reviewed in The @Australian this week include Wafia (by @jonnoseidler), Casey Golden (by Eric Myers), Beth Hart…
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Every politician has something to say about how terrible this is … except Adam Bandt.
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RT @dyllyp: Everything’s a conspiracy theory when you’re a fucking moron.
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You gotta feel for Melbourne. In case it wasn’t obvious Sydney was better at everything, we’ve even now beaten them on being the most dangerously city to live in as a Jewish person in Australia. And they came so close, too!
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20 days
RT @jtberry97: i don’t wanna be a “you didn’t understand it” person but if you think this was a “nothing performance” then you didn’t get it
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RT @gabagoolmarx: It’s called a Roman Salute, T. It’s a side effect of autism.
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20 days
Custom stage, show bags, costumes…Hamas is really treating this hostage handover like the fucking Easter show. Imagine if they used those funds to feed their starving people instead.
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RT @Andrew_McMillen: Albums reviewed in The @Australian this week include Franz Ferdinand (by @jonnoseidler), Gut Health (by @wallendoug),…
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23 days
Plot twist if the next James Bond isn’t Aaron Taylor Johnson but some acne ridden xénophobe from Romania carrying out secret missions to set Bondi lager houses on fire by accident
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RT @Eve_Barlow: The scenes in Gaza are unbelievable. Masks completely off. Everyone in Hamas uniform, armed to the hilt. Nobody starving. J…
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RT @ali_sivi: ben stiller is kinda the greatest of all time imagine making dodgeball and severance
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26 days
A reminder that Hamas is willingly holding back a 5 month old baby as a hostage which is a very cool and normal thing to do.
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28 days
Alright mate.
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@PaulBassat Paul people don't have a problem with Jews. It's Zionists they have a problem with, and unfortunately most of the Western world's governments, media and major companies are run by Zionists. AIPAC in the US, The Friends of Israel in the UK & similar lobby groups in other countries
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2 months
RT @Andrew_McMillen: Albums reviewed in The @Australian this week include Kendrick Lamar (by @Sose_Fuamoli), The Rubens (by @SamuelJFell),…
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2 months
Not Simbi killing em on the last day of the year. @LittleSimz
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Great art takes time. Other things shouldn’t. Right @BenStiller?
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RT @Andrew_McMillen: Albums reviewed in The @Australian this week include Linkin Park (by @jonnoseidler), The Jesus Lizard (by @wallendoug)…
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2 months
Got a new challenge for your spelling bee, Guy Montgomery cc: @ABCTV
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3 months
Nail > head. Go well ⁦@michaelkoziol
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