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@jonboy_avfc

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Aston Villa, Somerset CCC, Bath Rugby, SF49ers; Snooker. Alan Partridge, XFM RSK; guitar and birdwatching novice; Lego builder…Married.

Crawley, South East
Joined August 2014
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2 years
“KP Plumbing…” “Is that Mr. Pilkington?” “Yes” “Hiya, Jon here…” @xfm_community
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@ChrisGPackham @guardian Nothing they do persuades me. In fact, it dissuades me. And yes they do.
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@emilyhewertson Why don’t you shut up for 5 years and then assess it?
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@HLTCO Nothing in it to justify Colwill’s reaction 😂
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@AccidentalP Lynne, idea for a program: Neville’s Nosh. Ex-footballer @GNev2 goes around Britain exploring why, for example, water is from Buxton; pork pies are from Leicester; mustard is from Norwich; and cholesterol from Scotland…
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@daveofscotland @SomersetCCC @babarazam258 @TheRealPCB @Saj_PakPassion @VitalityBlast @RadioPakistan @thePSLt20 @cricketpakcompk @GeoTvNews @AzharAli_ @Saqlain_Mushtaq @Mushy_online He has only played T20 and so is judged on that - his potential and promise was fulfilled to the maximum. His numbers, and his manner on and off the pitch, speak for itself... #WeAreSOMERSET
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@Joey7Barton Lucy Ward is brilliant. She was on the Ajax/Villa game and was great - when are you getting asked on by any of the major broadcasters, Joe?
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@BBCSport I agree with the umpire - he didn’t shout as he played his shot, but some time after… #Wimbledon
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@centredevils @GNev2 Roy Keane must have come up with that!
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@AVFCOfficial Do fellow #AVFC fans agree about not having a parade? Yes - LIKE No - RT #UTV #VILLA #PARTOFTHEPRIDE
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@NoContextBrits That was his 10th; her 1st…
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@GaryLineker Legacy ruined, and you can not even deny that Gary. He has gone purely for the money, and not the challenge. Having had the entire Spanish side and other world class players at Barca, it was time to prove that HE was the difference - this move doesn't do that. Ronaldo > Messi
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@SkySportsNews 15 and counting - will he beat Jack Nicklaus's 18 majors? Yes - LIKE No - RT #themasters #masters #bbcgolf #themasters2019 #TigerWoods
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@NoContextBrits 1 - upper class, 2 - middle class, 3 - just thankful
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@NoContextBrits Alan Gordon Partridge. End of.
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@babarazam258 Please come back next season - I promise that #WeAreSOMERSET will make finals' day...
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@SomersetCCC @babarazam258 Get a statue made of this player, this man, this legend NOW! #WeAreSOMERSET
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@AVFCOfficial So fellow #AVFC fans - are we giving Dean Smith a full preseason and season, then decide? YES - LIKE NO - RT #Villa #PartOfThePride #UTV
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@AVFCOfficial Will Jack fulfill his England ambition by the end of the season? Yes - LIKE No - RT #UTV #Villa #PartOfThePride #AstonVilla #avfc
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@JP__267 He actually said: Given it… yes, they’ve GIVEN IT OFFSIDE 😂
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@itvfootball @GNev2 How can anyone criticise this? It was a light hearted interview; we all know Starmer is a football man, his response to the tournament have been measured… let’s just enjoy moments, please! #England
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4 years
I'd rather go down with Dean, than stay with Sam! #AVFC #UTV #partofthepride
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If we actually sacked Smith would people be happy with Big Sam coming in? #avfc
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@AVFCOfficial @ConorHourihane @AndreGreen_ As we all hoped. Are #avfc going to Wembley fellow #Villa fans? Yes - LIKE No - RT #PartOfThePride #utv
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@piersmorgan @GaryLineker And suddenly it becomes about #garylineker and #PiersMorgan and not about #braveman and #Immigration policy in the UK. #FreeSpeech ? Yes. Free from consequences? No.
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@AccidentalP Der's more to McDonald's dan dis!
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@Joey7Barton @Nike @FA @England @Lionesses What if there was a member of the @England squad who was gay and this may help them come out and break the stigma?
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@EnglandRugby That was absolutely scandalous! 2 line outs pulled down deliberately as England approached the try line! There should have been a penalty try…. Awful officiating! #ENGvNZL #RedRoses
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@TheBarmyArmy Oh, just another double champion spitting eloquent truth… 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 #T20WorldCup
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@TheCricketerMag More importantly - JACQUES KALLIS 👀👀👀👀 No one ever mentions JK. With 292 wickets as well, arguably the best cricketer of all time! #ENGvWI
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7 months
“Have you noticed as I have that ‘Cole’ sounds a lot like ‘cold’?” @xfm_community
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@Alphafox78 Correct, he’s more than a man - he’s a legend!
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@AccidentalP You can’t muck about when it comes to your own!
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5 years
@GaryLineker VAR - Very Abysmal Refereeing #MUNARS
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@TyroneMings No doubt, Ty. I had my 6th heart operation on 21st of September 2021, so I’m on day 791, & I am still recovering, rehabbing & improving… 💪💪💪 🦁 we never stop! 💜💙 #AVFC #UTV
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@historyrock_ One of the best songs ever written - the instrumentals, the melodies, the lyrics, the storytelling, the familiarity… ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
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2 likes from the Tall One! @xfm_community
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@KP24 A man who owes his life to England and specifically the English cricket scene is doing his best to pull it apart… sad …
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@NUFCbible We - #avfc - still have Steve Bruce signings in our 11 😂 , and Dean Smith’s, and Stevie G’s, well sort of. The difference for us and #NUFC : elite coaches.
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The ten most successful English clubs of all time: Years of existence / trophy count. Man U = 1.7 years per trophy Liverpool = 2.0 Arsenal = 2.8 Chelsea = 3.7 Spurs = 5.2 Man City = 5.6 Villa = 5.7 Everton = 5.8 Newcastle = 9 Wolves = 10.9 #Football #PremierLeague #EFL
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@AVFCOfficial Appalling decision - it was not even a foul. #AVFC #UTV #partofthepride #AVLMUN
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@liamgallagher Classic - CITEH go through and it’s the best competition since sliced 🍞… anyway…
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@JackGrealish I think you may struggle to sleep tonight, Jack. We all know it was a dive - you showed at #AVFC that you didn’t need to do it. Your manager only the other day was caught on camera saying “feel contact and just go down!”… shame.
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4 years
@SkySportsNews Unfortunately Thierry, you may have to quit society then - social media doesn't abuse people, people do. Sad to say...
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@TheBarmyArmy I played this blindly to my wife, she got the song; I then told her the connection and she went “awwww” 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 #NZvENG
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2 years
@MichaelVaughan It’s boring, Michael. Neither side are trying to win, they’re just trying not to lose. #EnglandCricket revolutionise #TestCricket , & are not helped by anyone else - no wonder the stadiums are empty apart from in England. 3 runs per over?!?! #INDvAUS #bbccricket
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@SkySportsNews How old is “the kid”… I’m sure he knew what he was doing dropping the ball and smiling - time to take responsibility, and learn that things don’t always go your way…
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@markpougatch The format will be abandoned once India win it, Mark - they are yet to do so since the introduction of the IPL of course. Everything has been geared around them: venue, start times, reserve day or not in this case. If it’s a wash out, I’ll just shrug & move on… #T20WordCup
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2 years
@GaryLineker Absolutely. If all eleven #avfc players came out I would go: okay dokay, now how are we going to beat Burnley on Thursday night?
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5 years
@AVFCOfficial Was that a good or bad performance? Good for 45 minutes, really nullified Spurs and snatched a good goal. Bad thereafter as having gone in front, we did not believe and therefore look for the 2nd goal. Was it a penalty? Some slight promise overall... Good - LIKE Bad - RT #avfc
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@AccidentalP …it’s 20 to 6…that’s five. Forty. A. M…or 80 minutes to 7….
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@GaryLineker Ridiculous!? And I am a "Brexiteer"... Move on...
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@ladbible National speed limits apply
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@NoContextBrits Patrick Bamford
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@Papapishu “Knock it off, mate. You’re basing yourself off a playing card that everyone throws away as soon as they start what is bound to be a heated game of Gin Rummy!”
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@49ers @DignityHealth I’ll get my helmet… #FTTB
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@JackGrealish @BernardoCSilva Tough place to go? #cpfc haven’t had a shot on target for 3 games…
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@AccidentalP “Why do birds, suddenly appear…” 🎤 🎶 🎼 🎵
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@danbardell @SkySportsNews “Drink it in Villa fans!”
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I resent that! Increased profit by 17%? Cut expenditure without losing a single member of staff? Asked to be a godfather by a little Greek guy? Doesn’t sound like a business that is “struggling”! @WernhamBlogg @TheOfficeBBC #TheOffice
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@NoContextBrits Henry… James…
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@BBCSport #BBCOlympics #BMXRacing   #OlympicGames   #Paris2024   - That Final was BS: The gate was held longer than any other race on purpose, and the other riders had obviously spoken about squeezing Beth out of the race. The Commentators said the men’s race was clean, the women’s wasn’t!
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@AVFCOfficial @tammyabraham We got what we deserved; thet got what they deserved! Who is the better manager? DEAN SMITH - LIKE PEP GUARDIOLA - RT #AVFC #PartOfThePride #UTV #Astonvilla #Villa
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@TheBarmyArmy Alexa - show me the definition of “Red Ball Reset” #ENGvsNZ #BBCCricket #CricketTwitter
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… the presenter of #MNF , @DavidJonesSky is one of the best - he asks pertinent questions, then fades into the shadows & allows @Carra23 & Lampard to respond & elaborate. “Roll VT,” Lampard scores a deflected goal off JC “B*****d” “Barstools were popular back then!” 😂 👏🏻
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Dear @NorwichCityFC #ncfc staff, players & fans, Congratulations on your promotion to the #PremierLeague , achieved with style & synergy. With Farke you'll go far. Can we have a game of integrity Sunday, without nastiness or cheating to restore faith. Yours sincerely, #AVFC
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@TheSopranosClub Pine Barrens… the best episode of tv ever.
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@richardosman It was brilliant!
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@BBCSport Athlete re Olympics? Daley Thompson - back to back Decathlon 🥇 , breaking the event record 4x, & unbeaten in 9 years. If we’re talking ANY sport, too many to mention ie O’Sullivan, Hamilton, Taylor, Kenny x2, Lewis x2, Hoy, Wiggins, Faldo, Wilkinson, Giggs, AP McCoy, Anderson…
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I'm getting married today, at 1pm, and received a message from the boss - Inititated by my uncle Garry Parker, ex-Villa, & current star SJM, a pupil of my uncle at Celtic... Thank you all very much, & wish us luck! #avfc #utv #PartOfThePride #Villa #AstonVilla @AVFCOfficial
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@GaryLineker I disagree - he came through the back of the #SEN player, took him out; whether he "got the ball" is irrelevant! A DEFINITE PENALTY! #Worldcup #Football #SENCOL
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@TheBarmyArmy I thought that he was pointing a gun a stokes!!!
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@xfm_community “Steve…” KP says through a crackly telephone, “, Have you seen it? “What? Go on? “There’s this thing in it…” “A bald Mancunian tosser?” “No, weirder than that!” “There Isn’t anything weirder than that…” “It’s gangly, big eyes… honestly, it could be your brother!”
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@AVFCOfficial Would you take a point fellow #avfc fans? Yes - LIKE No - RT
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@WeAreWST @CazooUK Yes yes yes yes yes!!! Brecel saves snooker, makes history & “wins it playing the right” so said Stephen Hendry - we want entertainment, sass, potting; not grind & gruel. The game will grow in Europe; and Hendry is right right right! #CazooWorldChampionshipFinal #BBCSnooker
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@Hesk1234edsc @TheBarmyArmy I want to see Pakistan Mr Bean! #PAKvENG
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2 years
@OfficialFPL Saliba AND Odegaard (I also started with Jesus - Arsenal are top; I’m not!) #FPL
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@englandcricket An awful, sad manipulation of a semifinal - surely everyone else thought we were in India? The fans, press, comms & aura was only Indian because they knew where they were going; the conditions favoured India, no debate. We could have been better, but sickening ICC. #T20WoldCup
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Hey Mr @KP24 - what do you think of these beauties?
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@AVFCTheReligion Just the tonic we #AVFC fans needed after last night - drink. It. In. 🍺
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