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@jonathan_jlo
jlo
6 months
powered (caffeinated) by arc (coffee)
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@jonathan_jlo
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8 months
one year since I slid into @joshm dm’s fast forward to our first all hands of 2024 😤 you won’t believe what we’re dreaming up @browsercompany
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@jonathan_jlo
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9 months
and I feel lucky to literally sit in front of @thatsthemax while he brings these @arcinternet features to life!
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Tara Jane Feener
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I feel exceptionally lucky to have a front row seat in watching @thatsthemax make incredibly complex product engineering work constantly look easy. Congrats to everyone who helped bring Tab Handoff to life, and to @pter who shaped this up so beautifully!
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@jonathan_jlo
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12 years
My 8th grade volleyball team won their first game today and I think I shed a tear #soproud
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@jonathan_jlo
jlo
12 years
#IGotAThingFor overweight Mexican cholas that give me piggy back rides and feed me homemade churros
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@jonathan_jlo
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12 years
Keep thinking its Thursday. Keep realizing its not. Keep crying. Every. Single. Time.
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@jonathan_jlo
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12 years
Don't think my nipples can handle this cold weather #diamonds
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@jonathan_jlo
jlo
3 years
dm if you’re interested in working at a growing startup in a country across the world!
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Alter Global
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Applications for our Spring 2022 Cohort of Alter Fellows are OPEN🚀 Spend 6+ months working at one of our high-growth tech ventures around the 🌎 Ready to take your life + career to the next level? Apply here #ventureboldly #workabroad #entrepreneurship
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@jonathan_jlo
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12 years
#tweetlikeamexican ayy mang youre sombreros all lopsided mang
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@jonathan_jlo
jlo
12 years
Just got flipped off for the first time while driving...and by a Mexican too #betrayed
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@jonathan_jlo
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12 years
#EndOfTheWorldConfessions I threw the apple across the quad
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@jonathan_jlo
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8 months
@joshm this is actually bc every time we grab coffee at Partners we download Arc on people's laptops while they're in line
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@jonathan_jlo
jlo
12 years
Is it too late for me to have a Quinceañera?
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@jonathan_jlo
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4 years
Our actions today are more powerful when repeated tomorrow. Don't stop (un)learning, protesting, petitioning, voting when mainstream media finds a new headline. Sign up for a monthly email reminder of the change we must make together:
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@jonathan_jlo
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12 years
#IHateItWhen I get grounded and my parents take my lawnmower away😕
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@jonathan_jlo
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7 months
@lee94josh right in between best of anime 2023 and megan thee stallion music video lfggggg
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@jonathan_jlo
jlo
12 years
Actually thought a gardener was my dad #oops
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@jonathan_jlo
jlo
12 years
Making a new social network website all based around music #nextmarkzuckerberg
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@jonathan_jlo
jlo
12 years
I wish peeing your pants was socially acceptable #gonnadie
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@jonathan_jlo
jlo
12 years
Workaholics is to guys as Pretty Little Liars is to girls #analogy
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@jonathan_jlo
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12 years
Gardeners woke me up #betrayed
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@jonathan_jlo
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12 years
#InHighSchool I questioned my sexuality... Wait...
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@jonathan_jlo
jlo
12 years
Wore a bathing suit to school today just incase the classes flooded and I need to swim to safety #bettersafethansorry
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@jonathan_jlo
jlo
12 years
Sometimes wonder why i don't just drop out of school and take over the family gardening business #beanerlife
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@jonathan_jlo
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12 years
The number of pornographic videos I've send via snapchat in the past couple days is beyond illegal #oops
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@jonathan_jlo
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12 years
Just drove to McDonalds and back with no pants on cause I can #beanerlife
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@jonathan_jlo
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12 years
Wish I played a badass instrument like the harp
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@jonathan_jlo
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12 years
Sometimes I remember how much I actually care about school and question my mexicanity #disgrace
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@jonathan_jlo
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12 years
Who wants to do mischievous things tonight? (Possibly sexual)
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@jonathan_jlo
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12 years
@halethewhalee same😕 I kissed a turtle once cause he took advantage of me😶
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@jonathan_jlo
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12 years
Wow such a solid weekend...UNTIL I REALIZED HOW MUCH FUCKING HOMEWORK I HAVE #actuallycrying
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@jonathan_jlo
jlo
12 years
It was my dog
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@jonathan_jlo
jlo
12 years
Retweet if you're procrastinating and or not wearing pants (I'm doing both)
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@jonathan_jlo
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12 years
#EndOfTheTheWorldConfession I'm in love with an Asian boy in my math class
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@jonathan_jlo
jlo
3 years
@ShaanVP try @OrderShef ! you can order from a variety of authentic homemade meals cooked by individuals in your community
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@jonathan_jlo
jlo
12 years
@griff_perro hey you should check the Thousand Oaks HS Compliment Facebook page...someone wrote somethin about you
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@jonathan_jlo
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8 months
@lee94josh wen windows ?
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@jonathan_jlo
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12 years
I'd rather shove a rabid porcupine up my ass than go to school tomorrow
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@jonathan_jlo
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12 years
I think my dad is more excited about Workaholics than I am #hesgettingweird
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@jonathan_jlo
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12 years
I touched a girl once
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@jonathan_jlo
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3 years
@willmurphy31 for some reason no one ever joins my huddles. probably bug
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@jonathan_jlo
jlo
12 years
Sometimes doing absolutely nothing all day is just as tiring as actual being productive
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@jonathan_jlo
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12 years
I can hear my parents cracking up watching Workaholics while I sit here being mentally raped by homework #no
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@jonathan_jlo
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12 years
Go follow the most swagged out, down right sexiest Asian you'll ever meet @colematsuura #haiku #575
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@jonathan_jlo
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8 months
@jebank @relay ty for being the first platform to make it easy to sync airtable and gsheets 1:1
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@jonathan_jlo
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12 years
Snapchatting random females from Oregon convincing them I just hopped the border and am trying to start a new life in America #plausable
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@jonathan_jlo
jlo
12 years
Thanks to Spanish 4 AP I now know how to say over 75 animals in Spanish #thankgod #practicallyfluent
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@jonathan_jlo
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12 years
@EmileeJohnsen alarmingly accurate...
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@jonathan_jlo
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12 years
@nickoeffling that's what I'm here for babe😘
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@jonathan_jlo
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12 years
@makenna244 it's snoop lion
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@jonathan_jlo
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12 years
201st tweet going out to @maximiliangio cause he's fucking sexy
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@jonathan_jlo
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@jonathan_jlo
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12 years
Just realized I spelled plausible wrong in my last tweet... Again just realized I'm Mexican and should be proud I know what plausible means
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@jonathan_jlo
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12 years
@kyjosephson I'm not wearing clothes to school today
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@jonathan_jlo
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12 years
This tweet is the most productive thing I've done all day
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@jonathan_jlo
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8 months
@yashvarna try pinching in/out to zoom!
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@jonathan_jlo
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12 years
@jane_lamp yep you're talking to the head coach of the 8th grade team🎉
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@jonathan_jlo
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12 years
@scottyfabian a wise man once told me that 89% of titties get banged...that man was Chad Esseff
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@jonathan_jlo
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12 years
Nothing gets me going more than a tight presidential election #interracial
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@jonathan_jlo
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12 years
Currently debating which tests I should actually study for and which tests I'm going to cheat on tomorrow #prioritizing
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@jonathan_jlo
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12 years
@makenna244 you missed a good day in English...I got naked and did the Macarena it was chill
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@jonathan_jlo
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12 years
The only thing getting me through this week is the fact that I get to see @HoodieAllen tomorrow in concert #alreadywet
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@jonathan_jlo
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12 years
@kyjosephson I would like to sincerely apologize for my mean snappy comment it was way out of line and will not happy again (probably will)
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@jonathan_jlo
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12 years
@jackohollister I yearn the sight of your nipples and hope to see them asap
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@jonathan_jlo
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4 years
@meaganloyst I’d recommend talking with @eTHESAGE about @utiva_io and their mission to accelerate premium digital skill training across Sub-Saharan Africa
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@jonathan_jlo
jlo
12 years
School really grabbed me by the love handles and fucked me up today
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@jonathan_jlo
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12 years
@EmileeJohnsen @griff_perro you can tell the was griffen by the inability to differ between your and you're
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@jonathan_jlo
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12 years
I love @griff_perro almost as much as nachos.... With cheese.
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@jonathan_jlo
jlo
12 years
@makenna244 : just so the twitter world knows, i do not have crabs. @nickoeffling ” debatable
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@jonathan_jlo
jlo
3 years
@jacksondame jonathanlopez.eth
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@jonathan_jlo
jlo
12 years
@kyjosephson you should apply to the university of snappiness
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@jonathan_jlo
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12 years
@kyjosephson this is one of those moments I wish people actually couldn't hear you
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@jonathan_jlo
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12 years
@griff_perro in that case have fun skipping first period!
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@jonathan_jlo
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12 years
@halethewhalee imagine if the whales had little turtles riding them...it would be like our life story🐢🐳
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@jonathan_jlo
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12 years
@kyjosephson I'm guessing Princeton and then three schools in Asia and two in Israel?
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@jonathan_jlo
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12 years
You have really nice skin #IGetThatALot #MostlyFromMoms
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@jonathan_jlo
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12 years
@griff_perro sorry man it was between you and Lukas and he got the spot😕
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@jonathan_jlo
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12 years
Got a text message and hoped it was some cute girl that wanted to talk, only to realize it was my mom asking if we needed more mayonnaise
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@jonathan_jlo
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12 years
@nickoeffling @jane_lamp @makenna244 probably couldn't hear you... Actually she deafinitely couldn't hear you...
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@jonathan_jlo
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12 years
I'd be so much happier all the time if I didn't have to wear pants #pantsoffdanceoff
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@jonathan_jlo
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3 years
@alexisohanian how about African food on @OrderShef ?
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@jonathan_jlo
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12 years
@kyjosephson gonna get agw?
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@jonathan_jlo
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12 years
@EmileeJohnsen saw your brother at the redwood volleyball tryouts...what a champ
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@jonathan_jlo
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12 years
@gabeaviless @michelleemags @mcwilll1 in that case ill use the last one with her
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@jonathan_jlo
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6 months
@ashishxcode we noticed this internally too – fix should be coming soon!
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@jonathan_jlo
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12 years
@halethewhalee I love you
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@jonathan_jlo
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12 years
@MFreauf that's everything I've ever wanted and more
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@jonathan_jlo
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12 years
@jackohollister the thought of your touch makes my legs quiver
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@jonathan_jlo
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12 years
@alicemneary I'm only comfortable posing nude😉
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@jonathan_jlo
jlo
12 years
#EndOfTheTheWorldConfession I'm not really Mexican
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@jonathan_jlo
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12 years
@MFreauf this makes me feel adequately uncomfortable
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@jonathan_jlo
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12 years
@MFreauf a valid argument for an 11 AP English class
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