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@PhysInHistory
Without question, the Feynman Lectures on Physics
()
in second place.
@JamesGleick
's Chaos.
( amazon link)
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Angry feelings unexpressed are like ignoring an upset friend. Confusing, disrespectful, arrogant.
So scream a bit. Punch a wall. Acknowledge your irrationality.
But DON'T write. Your angry self sees only you tapping on a box. Did you not hear it's cry? Next time, the emotion
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Since neutron stars are just huge atomic nuclei, each one is an isotope of a new chemical element, right
@matt_of_earth
@veritasium
?
Let's extend the periodic table to include them!
Star mass would give a measure of the (variable) amount of protons.
Hard to fit on a poster...
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In the third year of my technical physics education we finally began with magic. Electricity. Magnets, the ElMag!
It became my secondmost hurtful disappointment in those years learning that, no no, it is no mystery, simply apply these formulas and see the resulting structure
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@axel7772_
not many people know this but it ends up in the noses of a species of flea (Ctenocephalides Probosluxis) and it is a matter of current research whether or not the flea enjoys it.
Most recent results point to the flea being “hella miffed”
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@csaez_math
I always wonder when it comes to these kind of studies, are they accounting for the fact that smart people have better things to do than participate in studies..
“New study confirms almost all people are extroverted enough to participate in studies!”
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@aidan_mclau
So weird to see engineers flex like this, bragging about their inside knowledge by making vague end is nigh proclamations (if you don’t believe them you’re not important, sorry). Does it help them get laid or something? This air of arcane mysticism, not flattering professionally
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banger? i have yet to even meet her, make her father laugh, ask for her hand
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Olfactory psychotherapy should be standard. Why not have patients carry around one / a few vials of very distinct but exotic smelling salts, then tell them to sniff a particular one whenever they notice their pathological emotion— then once associated that smell can be rejusted.
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Out of five hundred followers only about four people like my tweets. Luckily they are also the best of the five hundred. But not the brightest
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Podcasters always interview people who have written a book, never someone who has eaten a book. Food for thought
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Where would i be without random ladies who follow 5.6 thousand people but who have 23 followers
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When you gaze into the abyss, it turns out there's a little dude there who goes "BOO!".
bit rude. But, being polite, i answered "ahh!". fairly awkward. Not much more to say
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@tmichael69_
@jaxajueny
Nah she's completely wrong. As are you. The only way to learn is to make an error, and error correct.
The latter is way harder than the first, especially for smart people like me.
Proposing that we don't communicate about things we're not "experts" in, means no one learns.
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@PEpigone
@ItIsHoeMath
The truth is that they struggle because they are nerds, which leads to getting wedgies in many cases
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@VergaraLautaro
The perspective of the carpenter. If you want to build a house, it is useful to have a hammer. A rock would do the trick, but nicer to use a hammer.
A reality detective ("physicist") has a vast variety of hammers available, thoughtfully gifted from our great and wonderful
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Sometimes people say “doing taxes should be school taught”. Maybe.
What is something you think is such a “missing class”?
i’ve come up with these two over the years.
1. Thumb, Sun, Ant, Galaxy: Practical intuition of the scale of known reality.
2. The “We don’t know” class.
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@DaltonDEmery
Norm macdonald (and Epicurus):
"Why would I fear death? When I am here, death is not. When death is here, I am not. We will never intersect."
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@meditationstuff
Agreed. I have great respect for Buddhism, read Buddhism in translations and doctrine of awakening when I considered myself one.
The tao te ching I read when I was younger, in a wonderful simplified style by Tsai Chih Chung.
These days I love both, but Taoism is superior. It is
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Who is a heretic for you?
Find your blind spots by noticing what makes you avert your gaze. Some examples of heretics for some cults:
“Libtards”: Conservative cult
“Shitcoiners”: Bitcoin maximalism
“Trumpists”: Leftist cult
“Transphobes/TERFS”: Anti-feminist cult
“Anti-vaxxers”:
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I’m literally the only non anonymous shitposter on here. Cowards
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I've been trying to become an anti-vaxxer and Sam Harris disliker for so long. Today I can proudly say, I have achieved it.
@RobertKennedyJr
, I hope you win.
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the only reason i liked your post was because you liked two of mine
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Software engineering is not going away, but the von Neumann architecture is. Programming will move to the domain of artificial education. Hacker? call me Cyberprofessor
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My greatest flaw is that when i eat something tasty i go wow like owen wilson
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@PhysInHistory
Bit like asking, "Is going to the gym worth the cost, or should we prioritize our feelings first?" but worse
It is not possible to solve earth. There rules are made up and the points are fiat.
But spaceflight is possible. Lets do what is possible, before we do the impossible.
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Wonder how much elon gets paid for having 188 million followers he must be loaded
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I purposefully refuse to believe i have free will, because what else is there to do
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@WhyAgaric
Thinking about your thinking is a good way to not notice that cool ant that just walked by what a weird ant
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@camron
@Jeanvaljean689
Thanks for the rec!
Tone and “shot noise” processing is incredibly interesting. Do you have any theories or ideas?
I’m an engineer and I think a cochlear implant (or similar system) can be fabricated to correct a range of neuropathologies.
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It would be nice to have access to fantastic fruits and weather, but i don’t want to move to peru because the cocaine is just too cheap.
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bytecoin
its a centralized “blockchain” i run myself and the proof of work is me going “i worked, are you calling me a liar, say that to my face” through a email
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They say brevity was, and probably still is, the essential element of being witty. In other words
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Imagine being an electrician instead of a programmer. Just handling wires and buzzing electric stuff all day. Paradise
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Ya sure sure math is "discovered" ok buddy
—Margaret Kann, inventor of John Neumann
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The equals sign can always be used as a double subtraction operator if you have enough grit
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Couple of weeks back a girl knocked on my door. We talked for a bit and then i asked her who she was, if she lived in the area, and she looked at me like i was nuts. She was my neighbor who i’ve talked to many times before. But she had changed her hair color. So that’s my world
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To give an example of the Scale class, which is about approximating and remembering (grokking) scales:
A strand of hair and your thumb: If the moon and earth were one hair width apart, then the sun would be a thumb width from us.
So for all things. A human has about 20000
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I’ve been meaning to ask you, where do you get your ideas from?
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I really wish we had more of these claude/websim maniacs doing basic fluid dynamics demos without coding and then writing 9 paragraphs on how its "emergent suprastochastic biconscious self-referential fractal boingo-reality-simulation"
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@ryunuck
abnormally dense indeed. Give random garbage to a contextualizer, you get random coherent contextual nonsense in return.
Semiotic hyperdrug cellular automata of helix autopellucidization, man. I thought i was a bad poet.
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@TheMndofaGemini
As a programmer (and a fellow gemini) i can say that i like your tweet and it made me go huh, that's exactly what they are, what a good way to put it. They're (chatGPT etc) mirrors that are reflecting all the words they were fed, and then trained not to repeat out of order
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When i state an opinion, for instance “it’s ok to have opinions but also it’s ok to not have them”—
i use a secret trick: I am as vague as possible so it becomes impossible to say i’m a moron. This is the essence of becoming wise; you dodge all opportunity to admit you’re wrong.
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@jjohnpotter
serious answer: it blocks NMDA receptors in your neurons, which function normally as “coincidence detectors”. So blocking them makes “nothing a coincidence”. Good way to become a bit less sure about how the world works.
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I never played Halo because i don’t like that they misspell the word hello in the title
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Historians never tell you this but when caesar was being stabbed he actually said the word ‘lame’ sixty times
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How do astronauts in space shake hands when there’s no gravity to tell them what’s left and what’s right?
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why do all my followers have the word ‘cam’ in their bio also what the fuck is a pussy
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Mathematicians a thousand years ago were like “BiaTCH i have CoMputed π to twelve decimal places using MATH POWER” but did that get them laid? Yes
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All my life i’ve struggled with the imposition of being a talentless hack. But it is this very struggle, that i’m not good at everything, that struggle, which now pushes me to the summit of artistic mediocrity. Behold
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Many people think cats are smart, but actually they just not social and people project the quality of intelligence due to seeing aloofness. I think the exact same phenomenon is the cause of the “if you don’t listen to music you probably have 130 iq+” meme.
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can't believe this is so easy. My new favourite setup, paper in the middle, claude on the left to answer or refresh memory, or generate code to simulate the papers results, and a jupyterlab notebook on the right for running the experiments. Is this what learning can be?
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Picasso was the isaac asimov of painting. if you know you know and if you don’t know, now you know
sir
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Boomers talk the talk, but when specifically are they set to explode?
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@CihanPostsThms
Another fun one: although the harmonic series 1+ 1/2 + 1/3 +... diverges; if you alter it by only allowing a finite amount terms containing some digit (for instance, you allow no 2s, which would make the second term disappear in the example above), then the series converges.
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Last week the swedish state media tweeted my handle by accident because i have the same name as a journalist, and as a result i have zero new followers. thanks
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@Anthony_Bonato
Of all the infinite unordered universes i see i straight up pick this one where i am able to pick this one 😎
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Seriously though if you’re afraid of AI you should read about how the immune system works. We defeat AI (viruses) every day of our lives, in ways that are so incredible and powerful that it makes you look at your skin with a sense of awe
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Subconscious should be called infraconscious because that implies the existence of ultraconscious which is what i am when someone sees me without pants
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Ever notice how ‘art’ rhymes with ‘schmart’? If you’re schmart you have
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“Fucken magnets, how do they work?”
–Physics majors in the fourth year learning quantum electrodynamics
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I don’t want a 3D printer, i want a tiny mechanized Michelangelo with a mallet and chisel
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has anyone ever escaped tpot. I’m so tired of seeing machine learning schmartypants talk about their model 8 dr banana network that’s gonna quote ‘chang the world’
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They say the best way to learn is to teach. Now you know. And i have taught you. thus i have just learned more than you. Thank you for the lesson.
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The only thing i care about is (likes divided by views) times (circumference of butt) it involves a lot of guesswork but the answer is 10 cm if you’re cool and have a gargantuan ass
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The moment after someone claps their hands together, everyone listening is in their most gullible state
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Autists are tricky because they never say “mhm?” at the correct moment when you’re talking to yourself at them.
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The i don’t know class is obvious.
Especially when you reach higher education, your teachers (who have worked hard for their knowledge) become less and less focused on the parts they don’t know. It’s very hard to remain humble, but mystery is the fuel of curiosity.
So chaos
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Maybe i should flex my specialized tech knowledge more on twitter, that seems to be a normal move. Tree width. that’s computer science. Liapunov exponent. Spectrum of a multifractal set. phew this is boring
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You say tomato, I say tomato. You say potato, I say tomato. You say Are you wearing ear plugs helloo, I say tomato.
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@alineblooms
@Samantha1989TV
(heartwarming)
@fabiankunick
(beyond funniest)
@thermotronica
(genius, endless muse)
@xipteras
(astrophotographer, unique)
@sahanisikwriter
(seven-thread artist)
in no particular order :)
and honestly like 50 more but let’s keep the spam down.
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Bird people frighten me. What if your parrot turns out to be ugly? You’re stuck fake smiling at him for 60 years
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I have a confession to make. I have been moving in reverse time since i was 65 years old. It started as a joke but turns out you don’t have free will in reverse time so now i’m just stuck in a moonwalk
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Of course trees falling in empty forests neither make or don’t make a sound. We’re scientists aren’t we? Not priests.
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