NHL team as posters that i created loosely based off of different pieces of media in pop culture ! a thread;

@ICANFIXHlM needed this

they let me into football practice

actually hit “don’t save” on a file i had been editing for two hours

@chicletsbian like sorry i didn’t put auston matthews inside of the tiny fracking hole sorry my bad next time i’ll make sure sidney crosbys body is being compressed under the water pressure of the fracking to really sell the whole fracking thing

@laur26prov7 that’s so crazy my prof cancelled class cause of snow two days before snow fall

“best on best hockey” and yet ridly greig isn’t even there?

@whitehartlne logged onto your main for the first time in ten days to tweet this 😭😭

@drouinsbf it’s max and ellis kissing

@hattrickwitch i’m there with you okayyyyyy

@hattrickwitch and i need to fuck him because he’s sexy and old and i’m a real old man fucker that’s just my vibe

roomies dad bragging about the nba all star game (mentioned it once to her) and is dangling the lack of nhl all star game in my face (asked his own daughter genuinely when the nhl all stars were)

sent an email almost two hours ago and haven’t gotten response back? do you think person hate’s me?

@mmirandyy @pearbea1 she’s 4’8 max irl so this is pretty accurate

RT @ANGELBABYBITTY: If ur boyfriend is ugly do NOT post him on Friday…. this week is already hard enough