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Dunno who it was, but a someone gets a gold star.
Marmol (annoyed at being asked if he considered pulling Gio before the 2nd HR) “Yeah, if you’d told me the second homer was coming, I’d have taken him out.”
Reporter: “Well it’s happened three times this year now.”
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Show me another town where Anibal Sanchez gets a standing ovation for throwing 7-plus innings of no-hit ball against the home team in a crucial game. Make fun of the “best fans in baseball” if you want, but they absolutely are.
#TimeToFly
#STLCards
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Yankees plan: spend $326M on Cole
Nationals plan: keep rotation, spend $245M on Strasburg
Mets plan: strengthen rotation, spend $118M on Wheeler
Reds plan: shore up IF & offense, spend $64M on Moustakis
#STLCards
plan: spend $500 on Gold's Gym membership for Matt Carpenter
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None of this, of course, is Dylan Carlson's fault. He doesn't run the team or make the trades. All he does is go out every night and play really good baseball.
The thing I'd most like to see happen with him is a standing ovation at Busch Stadium tonight.
#STLCards
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Excited for Miles Mikolas, who will be heading to Arlington for the All-Star game tomorrow. All eight competitors in the Home Run Derby have asked for him to pitch to them.
#STLCards
#ForTheLou
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Tim McCarver may’ve been Bob Gibson’s best friend on the Cards. He tells a story: he went out to talk to Gibson during a tense game moment. When he was halfway there, Gibby hissed, “The only thing you know about pitching is you can’t hit it. Get back behind the plate.”
#STLCards
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Goldy needed that. Gorman needed that. I needed that. You needed that.
#STLCards
#ForTheLou
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The very definition of mixed emotions:
#AlbertPujols
hits numbers 699 & 700 tonight…and it happens on Apple TV, called by a crew that just got pulled off of a high school game.
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Keith Hernandez on the Mets broadcast has noted that Mikolas tips his curveball by slowing down his motion. An observation he made when it was 3-0. I’ll bet you haven’t heard that on the Cardinals broadcast.
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#ForTheLou
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I remember that it actually stung me when he got 500 and 600 in Anaheim. For Albert to come back home and get 700. It just…there’s nothing left undone. I did not expect to be this emotional.
#Pujols700
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St. Louis got $790 million. Stan Kroenke got a new stadium and a Super Bowl championship. He got the other owners to pay for his malfeasance. He would take this outcome every time. The bad guys win.
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In the midst of the disappointment, I don’t want it to get lost how big Adam Wainwright came up again last night against the possible Cy Young winner in a game where every run would be precious. He saved this team over and over again this year, and finished big.
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The thing that strikes be (besides the empty stadium) is how quiet Cardinals Twitter is during the games now. Anger has finally been replaced by apathy. This organization has beaten one of the best fanbases in sports into submission.
#STLCards
#ForTheLou
Padres Broadcasters Don Orsillo and Mark Grant describe the current state of Busch Stadium and the St. Louis Cardinals:
“Shocking”
“NOT the Busch Stadium I’m used to”
“Usually it’s packed”
“Not used to this EVER”
☠️😭
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Leaving aside all the baseball arguments, Alec Burleson seems like one of the more amusing and likable personalities on this team.
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The Cards let Gold Glover Kolten Wong walk to their div. rival for nothing, & replaced him w/ Tommy Edman.
Wong: .295/351/464/814
Edman: .255/301/376/677
Nothing against Tommy, a versatile bench piece. But do you have any idea how administratively incompetent this is?
#STLFly
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Look, I’m nobody’s fashion plate, but these cheapo Fanatic uniforms are not doing Lance Lynn any sartorial favors.
#STLCards
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I admit I was a bit skeptical of the Cardinals' supposed improvements during the offseason. But now that we've had a month of Grapefruit League ball to evaluate, I just want to say, in anticipation of the season: This rotation has a legitimate chance to be quite awful.
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Mo in 2022: “Dylan, we’re not trading you. I don’t care if they offer me Juan Freaking Soto.”
Mo in 2024: “Hey, Dylan, the Rays just offered me Shawn Somethingorother. He maybe pitches? I dunno, whatever. Anyway, pack your stuff.”
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STOP THE INSANITY,
@BallySportsMW
. Your announcers need to be at the ballpark. You are delivering a subpar product and charging people for it—and planning to charge them even MORE. Knock it off. Pony up for a professional broadcast again.
#STLCards
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No way I’m hanging around here tonight for all the hot takes. I’m grieved for everyone involved. The guy. His wife. His kids. The fans. And I thank God nobody was hurt or killed, as they easily could’ve been. I’m just sad, and not interested in anyone’s posturing.
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Between this and seeing the Milwaukee players all remaining at the rail in the dugout to listen to Adam Wainwright, I gained a new appreciation for the Brewers' franchise last night. They conducted the whole evening with class.
#STLCards
Brewers broadcast calls the final out of Adam Wainwright's 200th career Win
🎙️ Jeff Levering
🎨 Tim Dillard
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Enough of this,
@BallySportsMW
. You’re cheating your viewers. Stop the money-grubbing and send your announcers back out on the road with the team.
#STLCards
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@MLBONFOX
@awfulannouncing
Unfortunately, Blink 182 reminds people of 2004 when the Orioles were bad, so he’s been suspended indefinitely.
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I’m 52. Mike Shannon started broadcasting Cardinals baseball when I was 2 years old. All my life as a baseball fan, Mike Shannon has been behind the mic; I never knew a time when he wasn’t there. At a certain point, the voice and the team become indistinguishable. 1/
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Dear
#STLCards
:
Fans said “play the kids.” You said no. We were right.
Fans said Paul DeJong was unplayable. You disagreed. We were right.
Fans said “Bring up Gorman, slide Edman to SS.” You said no. We were right.
So listen…Hicks isn’t a starter & Dickerson shouldn’t play
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Hey, I don’t know if you’ve heard, but Max Scherzer wanted to be a Cardinal. And the
#STLCards
weren’t interested.
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Harrison Bader mentioned this in his postgame comments. Tyler O’Neill cutting off the ball down the left field line to hold Estrada to a single and keep the double play in order was a big deal. Not to be overlooked. That’s how you win a ballgame.
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There are those who say championships are all that matters. I think that’s sad, reductionistic thinking. Yes, titles are the top of the mountain. But these moments matter. 700. 62. 893. Ankiel making it back. Holliday’s last home run. They’re the foundation of fandom.
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That was a terrible series, but the good news is, there’s no plan for next year either.
#STLCards
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The moment that changed a franchise and a city. Garry Templeton’s outburst at the crowd in 1981 was followed immediately by Whitey Herzog yanking him off the field, and secured his ticket out of town. Whitey traded him for a young shortstop named Ozzie Smith.
#STLCards
#ForTheLou
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I don’t care what time of year it is. The Cardinals just beat Zack Wheeler, and that’s nothing to sneeze at.
#STLCards
#ForTheLou
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I’ve been plenty critical of Oli Marmol. But I honestly don’t know what he’s supposed to do. Every one of these jokers he brings in is worse than the last. He can only use the guys they have. I can’t recall a Cardinals bullpen that couldn’t even hold 4, 5, 6-run leads.
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We’ve reached the point where literally everything that happens in baseball shows John Mozeliak to be incompetent. It’s like reality itself is just conspiring to make fun of him.
#STLCards
#ForTheLou
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That’s the wonderful thing about baseball. Even in a grim season, there can be a night of transcendent, tear-inducing happiness. I honestly thought he wasn’t going to make it this year. But Adam Wainwright gets to top off his career as a 200 game winner. So awesome.
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1. Sorry to clog your timeline, but with the Aledmys Diaz trade today, I need to get something out. I guess the 280 characters will help.
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The entire NL Central getting swept out of the playoffs in 24 hours once again shows why winning that division is not a sufficient goal for a contender. The Cardinals have always built themselves to win the division and roll the dice. Championship teams look further.
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