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John

@johnnywizzz3

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31, gay he/they. ACAB. There will be typos.

New Jersey, USA
Joined January 2021
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Making my rounds.
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10 months
I’m not a fan of him becoming a celebrity bc he’s awful, but if he’s going to name names and explain in detail how other politicians are breaking the law, I’ll listen.
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George Santos gives a specific example of how he says GOP Rep. Nicole Malliotakis is using info from classified briefings to make money on stock trades.
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3 years
A Yelp review!! WOW!
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1 year
Y’all had abs, pecs, & a deep v before you started working out?????????????
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@johnnywizzz3
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10 months
If the person who ratted him out as the guy getting bred on the hearing floor was someone from his close friends, they are going to hell. That’s a major girlcode violation.
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trow platinum
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look how he ate that
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@johnnywizzz3
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8 months
Just because a famous person is cast in a role on Broadway does not mean they were stunt cast. A stunt cast is when the producers PULL A STUNT & cast someone who is UNQUALIFIED in an attempt to sell tickets.
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10 months
Me, defending the senate twink:
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1 year
I never open up about this but it’s so hard being a straight passing/looking gay man in 2023
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2 years
@thatguyuptown You’re def in his excel spreadsheet as “sonic parking lot blow job Isaac” ☠️
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2 years
Laura Osnes’s agent letting her know she’s booked & blessed:
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5 months
Just applied to be a catering server and they asked for a full body photo. This is literally the only one I have, so I submitted it. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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11 months
Just had a man from grindr tell me that I am “adorkable” while I was inside him.
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8 months
Wendy Williams as Mama Morton in Chicago WAS a stunt cast. Jinkx Minsoon IS NOT a stunt cast. Cameron Dallas as Aaron Samuels in Mean Girls WAS a stunt cast. Joe Locke as Toby in Sweeney is NOT.
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1 year
Oh, you have off tomorrow and/or Tuesday?
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2 years
Beautiful. So why do I have a credit score?
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Earth from space
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1 year
Finally watching the gay movie the best way I know how!
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10 months
We need to be freed from the shackles of sweet potato fries. They’re not healthier than regular fries. They don’t taste better than regular fries. There is not one situation where a decent person would choose sweet potato fries over regular fries.
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@johnnywizzz3
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10 months
@AustinCalvo98 I was literally just thinking “what if I stopped paying my credit card?”
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10 months
@sentient_dorito This just reminded me to trim the hairs on my mole. TY.
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@johnnywizzz3
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1 year
Happy Saturday, queer people. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🩷🤍🩵🤎🖤
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@johnnywizzz3
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2 years
We got copy pasta-ed on Grindr by the same guy.
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3 years
@turnandstomp It gets worse
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1 month
IF JOY WOODS IS LOUISE IN GYPSY, I WILL PISS AND SHIT MY PANTS OH GOD PLEASE LET IT BE TRUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
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3 months
Had to help out with water aerobics today. I wore my glasses bc l was not expecting to submerge myself in the 4ft pool, but we finished with volleyball and I dove for the ball because I am a dedicated athlete at my core.
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1 year
One ticket to Barbie, please.
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1 year
@thisismeryan13 HELPPPPPPPPPPP. I looked for it last year and it was scrubbed. So sad.
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8 months
Doc said my hole was perfect, btw.
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8 months
Getting a colonoscopy today and forgot to shave my hole for the occasion.
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8 months
Who said romance is dead????? Happy Valentine’s Day, y’all.
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3 years
Exposed my whole bussy in the opening number.
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@johnnywizzz3
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7 months
I gained a lot of depression/winter weight, so I joined an 8-week fitness challenge to kickstart getting back to homeostasis. It ended yesterday, & my inBody stats are almost exactly the same. Muscle mass didn’t go up, fat mass didn’t go down, & weight stayed the same.
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1 year
He’s the only person I feel bad for in this situation.
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19-year-old passenger on the Titanic submersible didn't want to go on the voyage and was “terrified,” but agreed to do it for his dad on Father's Day, a family member says. 🔗:
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2 years
Hi I’m officially a licensed massage therapist. 🥹🥹
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1 year
@Blitheringmikey LMAO YES! Like I’ve had enough
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2 years
Happy Trans Day of Visibility to everyone EXCEPT Caitlyn Jenner. 💚💚💚💚 I hope you rot, chica!
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8 months
@rebmasel “Umm, actually 1.7 million*****”
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8 months
Mayim Bialik is more famous for being a Zionist than she is for her career in Hollywood. Embarrassing. Also, how are you ugly & hateful? Pick a struggle.
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10 months
I AM BACK FROM TWITTER JAIL
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11 months
When I see gay men who are friends with almost exclusively straight people, I say a prayer. Every weekend they’re at some sad straight bar listening to a dance remix of a Rascal Flatts song.
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2 months
See how I pay attention to how much space I’m taking up at the mobbed bar? Very demure. See how I pay for my drink, tip the bartender and GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY FOR THE PEOPLE BEHIND ME? VERY MINDFUL.
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The DNC actually makes me sick. The fact that people are earnestly watching it & feel good about it is insane to me.
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1 year
I cry
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7 months
DL. Recently divorced. Dad bod. Not hung but I know how to use it. No fems. No fats. Can’t host.
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5 months
I have about 25ish new boyfriends on here. Hi!! Thanks for the attention, but please know that cute pics are few & far between. 96% of my posts are about my staunch, radically-left political opinions, so if that’s an issue for you, thanks, but maybe just unfollow me now. 💚💚💚
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1 year
Proudly bisexual🖤
@_starchaser_21
aris (hozier’s version)
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ah yes the two sexualities, queer and italian
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Some transphobic c*nt that I worked with 6 years ago deleted her post after I talked to her like she was stupid.
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8 months
The devil works hard, but closeted bi men in their 40s who live in the suburbs with their wives work harder.
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6 months
Just got my first dose of ozempic. Y’all can’t tell me SHIT
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2 years
I can’t believe how expensive it is to have teeth.
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10 months
My mom “not trying to start an argument”: So you’re definitely not voting for Biden? Me: No Mom: You know that’s a vote for Trump, right? Me: That’s the same talking point you’ve said for 4 years. I thought you weren’t trying to start an argument?
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10 months
Working full time is such a scam. How are we supposed to do anything else? After work, I got a haircut & stopped at Walmart. I’m just now eating dinner and it’s damn near 10pm?????? I guess I’ll go right to bed after????? This is so dumb.
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1 year
@dustinaconlon What’s it like to be god’s fave?
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1 year
If ur at the Eagle rooftop bar rn plz reapply your deodorant. & it better be from Target; non of that patchouli shit from Lush. Theeeeenk u!! Xoxo💚💚
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11 months
They censured Rashida Tlaib for supporting Palestinians, HER OWN PEOPLE, claiming her remarks were antisemitic. Marjorie Taylor Greene LITERALLLLLLY accused “the Jews” of starting forest fires with space lasers and was not censured. None of this is about antisemitism.
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1 year
OOMF check in! @rudepolaroids
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7 months
I just saw a bad take on Twitter & I kept my thoughts to myself. Please clap.
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3 years
I just quit my job. #GreatResignation
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7 months
Like many amateur photographers, I do occasionally experiment with editing. I wanted to express my apologies for any confusion the photograph I shared yesterday caused.
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2 years
“It feels like nobody else in the gay community wants a monogamous relationship anymore” is the gay community’s version of “I guess girls don’t like nice guys anymore.” Absolute incel behavior.
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What opinion about the gay community gets you this reaction?
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1 year
People are posting pro-Israel propaganda and also anti-Christopher Columbus stuff. Girls, pick a lane. Are you for genocide or against it?
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@Anania00 No way. Tell them you need more. Lola literally carries the show.
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1 year
hey gays whadja look like in your cap-n-gown?
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ryan 🥥🌴
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hey gays whadja look like in your cap-n-gown?
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You can ignore my texts & unfollow me on everything, but you can’t unlick my bussy. UNNNHHHHhhhhhhh
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3 months
I think I’m going to start doing crack.
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1 year
I have my first therapy appointment tonight. V excited. I hope she sends me to a psych to be euthanized.
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2 years
Happy 4 year anniversary to the time I had bottomed for the first time in over a year, and used lube that I got from the health department where I would get tested every 3 months, only to find out it wasn’t lube, it was in fact hand sanitizer. Guess how I found that out?
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@johnnywizzz3
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@_NickyThomas I interpreted the tweet to mean “you’re embarrassed to tell your roommates you’re inviting over a hookup? You’re 29, grow up.” But I saw it hours ago so maybe I missed a follow up.
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ACAB includes those bitches that work at the Sallie Mae call center.
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I woke up feeling SOOOO skinny this morning.
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Anyone wanna be friends?
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2 years
I’m anti capitalist but I’m serving a Bank of America retirement party at work rn & i’m turning grindr on in hopes to attract a rich banker sugar daddy. Wish me luck.
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1 year
Romance is ALIVE and WELL!
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3 years
Who wants to kiss?
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4 months
I’m sorry but there’s absolutely no way a school that charges each student upwards of a quarter of a million dollars just ~closes~ with no notice. This UARTS closing smells shady.
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2 years
It is absolutely outrageous that it takes over an hour to bake a potato.
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2 years
Have to go private for a bit because one of my tiktoks went viral on a Republican Twitter account. #blessed
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3 years
Could a drunk person do THIS????
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3 years
Hiyeeeeeee
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1 year
I’ll go to Bl**Sk* if I could get a referral code. But I’m not going anywhere I can’t see porn. Sorry.
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3 years
Sad
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1 year
Once I get this body right, I may rehash my OF era. And actually out effort into it. 👀
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8 months
I thought I was looking at Aunt Zelda, Aunt Hilda, & Sabrina & also having a stroke.
@EmmaTolkin
𝕯𝖎𝖘𝖈𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘
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How it feels knowing Toby Keith died 🥰
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3 years
Why would my father post this photo of me on Facebook for my birthday? This is a hate crime.
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2 years
Not having any fun
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Old, rich, white gays are useless.
@MrPopOfficial
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Elton John thanks Donald Trump for his support over the years in a new interview.
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@jamesholod SHOUT IT FROM THE ROOFTOPS, JAMES!!!
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AND he’s pro Palestine???? This just reaffirms that I am team senate twink.
@Pismo_B
🇺🇸 Pismo 🇺🇸
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@CollinRugg Staffer for D🐀 Senator Ben Cardin has been CONFIRMED as Aidan Maese-Czeropski. Until now Maese-Czeropski was most notably remembered for shouting "Free Palestine" at Jewish Rep. Max Miller on Wednesday. “Decency is on the ballot”
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Happy pride month to this queen.
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Making my rounds, hbu
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3 years
I’m making my gogo dancer debut. I’m nervous to shit where I eat. Also I’ve gained 15 pounds since January 1st, & haven’t worked out in 3 weeks. I stretched my split so I’m good to go if all else fails?? Will update.
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1 year
Someone I went to middle and high school posted that she and her husband brought a house. Brought a house. Brought. They brought a house. Brought.
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4 years
It is 82° in New Jersey right now. My titties are OUT until further notice.
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2 years
You heard it here first, folks!
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