John Oster ⚽️
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If u watch anything this year watch this 🤯
Do you still need answers for all the things & events that occurred in 2020 all over the world? Here it is, with over 1 million views already. Share with your friends and family, so they know & understand what we are dealing with and what the end goal is.
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He’s just come from the bernabau 😂 does that cunt think he’s signed from Woking 🙄
The moment
@GarethBale11
stepped out at Tottenham Hotspur Stadium for the very first time...
#BaleIsBack
⚪️
#COYS
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Why is it the government has to single out footballers? The country’s greatest ever F1 driver lives in Monaco to avoid tax but let’s have a go at these lads who pay 50% tax, love to know the figures the premiership as a whole pay in taxes each year 🤷🏼♂️
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This will be a few home truths being said as he tells it how it is and the kids of the modern era going running off cos the truth hurts sometimes 🤷🏼♂️ if I’m wrong then I’ll eat my words!
BREAKING: Craig Bellamy says he has stepped down from his position as
@CardiffCityFC
U18s coach pending club investigation into allegations of bullying. Bellamy says he will fully co-operate with club inquiry and categorically refutes allegations made against him.
#SSN
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@PoliticsForAlI
@MrHarryCole
I’m binning the mask on the 21st not that they even work anyway 🤷🏼♂️ unless people actually make a stance this never ends!
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Why is it the same old people jumping on the stupid fads that people make up 10yearchallenge I mean it’s just another excuse for people to post pics of themselves, get a fuckin life u clowns!
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Might as well take kompany off and stick stones on to play out from the back kompany has no use in this game wotsoever with city having the ball for 90% of it 🤷🏼♂️
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Shout out to all the degenerates who are sitting on there arse drinking beer watching racing and footie all day long with that many bets on they don’t even know wot channel to watch next 😝
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Any kids in Washington tyne and wear want a hot meal I’ll gladly cook or make a sandwich for! DM please anyone? I would say my missus will do it but she burns toast!
#kidsmeals
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Surely sky should be getting sued for false advertising if they think Cardiff v Burnley is a super Sunday?
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Alright u set of cunts that’s why I have zero coaching badges 😂
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That cantwell has bigged himself up lately yet as I sit here watching MOTD he’s just let a one footed player in Juan mata cut onto his left foot and pick out rashford with a lovely cross! Less time in the mirror more time knowing ur opposition!
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Solihull v Blackpool is every single thing that is wrong in the English game! Every player is above 6ft and most of them can’t control a bag of cement 🙈
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Just in case people have short memories we took a wage deferral at Sunderland to help the club out financially in my time there. Far too easy for people to have an opinion of people or as a collective without actually knowing the facts 🤔
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I wouldn't worry newc fans, we lost our 1st game then chalked up 106pts 😜
#record
#promotion
#reading
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@PoliticsForAlI
Anyone saying we should lockdown I say if u want to stay at home u do so but u have to do it on no pay? Things might get interesting then
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Coronavirus must have a big wkend on the drink planned and can’t be arsed infecting anyone in big groups till Monday 🥴 if people are actually swallowing all this still 🙈 farcical!
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Can’t actually believe that VAR is used in the fa cup at prem grounds but not others 🤯 it’s farcical at best in the Prem let alone using it sporadically in the cup 🙈
#facup
the FA have got to have a word with themselves
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Missus at work and my daughter has dragged me (kicking and screaming) to the pub 🤷🏼♂️
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Fuckin fat cunt sipping a desperado not a care in the world 🤷🏼♂️ these clueless twats need to be hit with a massive fine to keep them in check there taking the piss out of all of us that are adhering to the guidelines 😤🤬
This is just staggering- Richmond Bridge, 3pm yday. (Nb. Surrey Police have confirmed the time and date after some online questioned how old this clip was) via
@urban_pictures
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Seen far too much of those absolute bellends which is the USA women’s football team on my timeline and that purple haired thing that plays for them 🤮🤬
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Can anyone please explain the face mask thing? If it’s really important then why isnt it coming in till 11 days from now? Is the virus just chilling for the next 11 days then 😂🙈
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Aldi are determined to get me pissed today, 24 cans of red stripe for £12 😳 rude not to isnt it 🤷🏼♂️ let the football and racing commence 👌🏼
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In a helicopter
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I don’t care wot u look like now let alone in 30 years time, so let’s knock the stupid app on the head now please, thx in advance!
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Had a bunged up nose, lost my voice a bit and was coughing up flem Mon/Tues this week! Turns out I tested positive for an all dayer on Sunday 😳 go figure!
#justgetonit
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Well done to Boro and burnley but any chance of anyone getting near our record total?
#106
#readingfc
#wontbebeat
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Good start to the week, got up nice and early to get the little un ready for school, walked her round in -10 conditions. Oh teacher training day, start back tomorrow 😡 like to thank the missus for that total F**K up.
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This might be unpopular with a few but Glastonbury looks wank, appeals to me like cheese grating the hairs of my bollox? 🙈
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We’ll just walked in a bar straight up to it 😳 ordered a drink from said bar and paid at the bar too! Still alive to tweet the tail too it’s a minor miracle 🤪
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Pubs are officially off the fuckin chart, go in u need mask when u move about, barmen gave us masks incase u move around the pub or go the toilet, went up to order drinks, paid with my phone but had to take my mask off to pay with Face ID 😂 you can’t write this stupidity 🥴
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👏🏻
This video shows how much the Leyton Orient players loved Justin Edinburgh.
He died just weeks after this. RIP.
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Think Everton are missing a Barkley type of player atm 🤔 oh yes there trying to get rid of him!
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Not sure who has worked the hardest there sterling or pep? He’s turned the lad into a man 👏🏻 proper player now! Fair play sterling the press don’t want to give u the credit u deserve but fuck them 💪🏼
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Any chance of
@GaryLineker
instead of sticking his dishes on insta, grow a pair and get on
#CelebrityMasterchef
next time round? 🤷🏼♂️
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Out of interest does anyone still think the masks are working 😂
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I wouldn't mind playing against that eng midfield, I've seen more creativity at my daughters nursery drawing time
#SLOENG
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Days like this when I was playing u just wanted that phone call, “games off” right lads wot time we meeting and where, leopardstown and footie on the tv, betting slips spread out on the table, plotted up for the day with a pint of Guinness 👍🏻
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This bird commentating on the utd game just needs to fuck off! So irritating it’s untrue. 😡
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Why u searching him? Well unless he’s got a big uncut tiger loaf in his back pocket then I’m not too sure he should be carrying a big fuckoff knife!
“Why are you searching him”
Well this large knife for a start... seriously, people need to start being real.
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Anyone know wot planet the camera man is filming the game from?
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I’ll be honest 2020 hasn’t started too well, missus drunk in bed said turn the heating off before she went bed so sat in living room freezing, drinking gin and lemonade cos didn’t realise I had no tonic left 🤷🏼♂️ gonna be a good one this lads 🥴 but rick astley has just come on 👌🏼
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Just switched it up with a tactical manoeuvre and went from Guinness to Stella, could be the worst decision since rudd gullitt playing paul Robinson up top and left shearer on the dame Judy 🙈
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Anyone thinking rodwell is walking away without a penny of the 18 months 70k a week contract is deluded! Think the anger should be sent in the direction of whoever sanctioned such a ludicrous contract without any wage cut when relegated!
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How Gary Neville doesn’t see shaw kick the ball is beyond ridiculous
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Haha Howard Kendall the best ever manager in Everton’s history thought I deserved it so maybe we’ll leave it there?
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Superbowl tonight yes? I might stay up, but on the other hand I also might staple my nuts to the inside off he washing machine
#decisions
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50 mile left in me car so if I break down anywhere I don’t give a flying fuck and I’ll block the A1 if I have to 😂 all cos of the stupid twats in this country who are beyond thick as fuck 🤷🏼♂️
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I mean that’s wot football means to people 👌🏼
After the game last night his emotions got the better of him bless UTFT
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Xmas drink is in folks 40 bottles of Stella and 18 cans of it too cos I don’t want to be going round peoples houses and drinking cans cos I’m posh as fuck 🤔 5 bottles of gin incase the queen pops round
#lizzylovesagin
Prosecco x4 and a partridge in a pear tree 👍🏻
#merryxmas
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When Leroy sane can’t get in the German squad but januzaj is getting a game here tonight? 🤷🏼♂️ sometimes there just isn’t any justice!
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Bale wants away, can’t exactly say it any clearer there without actually saying it!
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This message has just brought a tear to my eye! People don’t realise when ur kind many years ago it can set someone up mentally for life, so happy for this lad 🥲😘
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Shutting pubs a couple of hours before they shut anyway Is that to give old coronavirus a few hours extra in bed or cos the clocks are going back and might get tired? Never heard so much bollox in all my life than the stuff this lot keep coming up with 🙈
New local restrictions have been announced for northeast England - including a 10pm curfew for bars and pubs and a ban on people mixing with others outside their household.
Get more on this story here:
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This is normally the itchy feet hour as uv placed all ur bets and ur just pacing the carpet waiting for it to be acceptable to go to the pub 😢
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Nobody catches the virus in supermarkets or in any other setting just after 10 in pubs is when the virus comes out, soon as it hears last orders it gets out of bed brushes its teeth ready to bite people 🙄 it’s a special one this folks!
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Can’t believe people are actually gonna take the lockdown on the chin again with Xmas being dangled as the carrot! 🙈 if there isn’t any excess deaths in society then how can there be a pandemic im fuckin lost! 🤷🏼♂️
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On a serious note, how many yards of dick has that Anna probably gone through 😳 she looks Marilyn Manson when she wakes up as well 🤮
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If u haven’t thought about a beer, beer garden or both together at least 20 times during today then there’s somat not right with ya ☀️🍺
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Lukaku out wide is like sticking Gemma Collins on a tight rope🤷🏼♂️
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@leslangley
Maybe not mate but it’s not the players fault, this was the other year as well so no doubt the figure is higher now
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That tactical 30 min kip while watching muppets xmas carol was the best decision I’ve made in a long time! Feel like an iPhone on 100% again
#passthegin
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Best performance at Goodison park all season and there wasn't a football in sight 😳
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Lovely little combo, beef chipsticks and Stella! Beer snacks are an absolute essential on a super Sunday in the front room 🤪
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Well I went out yesterday and felt slightly out of place cos i didn’t have anybody hack off half my hair with a machete wasn’t wearing cheque trousers or shorts with white socks and I didn’t have tattoos on my neck 🤷🏼♂️
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Here’s a crazy idea when they send a food parcel to the kids why don’t they send the ingredients with a piece of paper of some recipes for a few different dishes that they can cook with it all to make it go further 🤷🏼♂️ is that too much to ask?
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Is Boxing Day the best day ever for the absolute wrong uns of the world? Boozing and betting galore. Should be called single blokes day 🐎🍺⚽️
#ohshitimnotsingle
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Anyone know how the influencers are getting on now on Instagram? Fancy influencing me on my get out of bed time? Or my go for my daily walk time? Wot about my lock myself in the bathroom and have a wank to a homemade threesome on pornhub time?
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Not sure who’s to blame but u can’t concede 5 at home 🤷🏼♂️🙈
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Last week of school and my 7 year old daughter has to isolate and have her year 2 come to a sudden end, all because a positive case has been identified in her year 🤷🏼♂️ the shithouse casedemic continues to ruin kids education up and down the country! 🤬
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Mmmmmmm missed a great chance at 0-0,did ok for 40 mins then there class shone through! Our fans were ledge given the result
#heedarmy
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Utd paying like a Venus fly trap atm. Just waiting and waiting then bang! How bad was it under dullhino, slow and pedantic!
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Agent Bruce has been appointed! The twitter rage will be enormous 😳
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Embarrassing some people’s reactions to George rooke on here ffs the lad made a mistake, I’m sure he feels worse than ur £5 win bet, get over the fucker!
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It’s that time of the day where the decision of a cup of tea or a beer has entered into the equation 🤷🏼♂️
#tooearly
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He does get paid an absolute Quinton to keep the ball out of his net though 🤷🏼♂️
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Fuck me the chairman looks like he could with a good steak down him if u ask me 😳
.
@jamieoliver
and
@jimmysfarm
visit
@FGRFC_Official
, where meat and dairy have been shown the red card
#FridayNightFeast
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A toast for tomorrow! I’ve gone a bit early but wot else is there to do 🤷🏼♂️
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What time is acceptable to start drinking on a Saturday lockdown?
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Anybody else said “how fuckin hot is it” at least 10 times today? 😰
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If the night couldn’t get any worse I’ve got Colleen Nolan just about to take her clothes off on my tv 🥴
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Please do 👌🏼
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Prince Harry is all the rage atm yet there’s a total nonce in the royal family that the queen paid off nearly 30mill for, 😂 u can’t make up things these days!
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