Instead of being let out of the straitjacket after the party you're hooded and handed off to spend the rest of the night bound up and unsure of where you are...
*I'm in full motorcycle leathers at my desk*
"Did you ride in today?"
"Na I just like wearing this around!"
It's cute how my cow-orkers think I'm joking...
I keep seeing pics of the black Holy Trainers and thinking about how sleek they look, and get a little embarrassed that I got a pink one...
And then I remember that's exactly why I got it in pink.
And then I get hard...
tfw when
@ArmyPup86
is super sweet and redoes your mohawk, puts you in the sleepsack for the night, and in the morning the hood is stuck to the freshly shaved sides of your head 😍