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@johnnycanuck71

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Currently entering the “Fuck around and find out” stage of my life. #Canucks #RaiseHail #DuesPaid

Joined December 2011
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@johnnycanuck71
Theo
9 years
I did it....I hit the big time.....I made the Provies....
@botchford
Jason Botchford
9 years
The Provies: How Rodin got his deal, a record for tweets and the Canucks contractual mistake
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@johnnycanuck71
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@LabattJackets @SpazNerdd @NHLRussell Because they… DIG IN, RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!
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@johnnycanuck71
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@sangherajasmine I pulled something today too… but I’m much better now.
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RT @Van_city_Nucks: Hey Canucks Twitter, just a heads up, this sack of shit scammed one of my ex coworkers out of $600 for tonights game, a…
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@LeahMarchant10 lol sure thing, god will Judge him….. is that the same god that, checks notes, let those millions of Jews and other victims die in those gas chambers?
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@zkhofer44 @SpazNerdd @OtterStatsNHL @nhlspotlight Bouchard is a cross eyed nitwit serving up pizzas at his own blue line. You clowns would crawl across broken glass to sniff his panties.
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What a play by Evan Bouchard!
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@JuggyJag Juggy, you’re in Vancouver my dude. You know how crazy we are, and the drivers here aren’t that great… but you already know that. Don’t tempt fate man!!! (I kid of course and no it wouldn’t be a shame, it would be just fine by me)
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@victorliang311 Do your Dicks bro…. Uh dekes do your dekes.
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@DriveBC 232 EB, left side. Looks like the car hit the barrier head on.
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@fishdancer @Conditional1st Injury prone…?
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@EastVan808 Wife and I really like these Eddie Bauer ones, we’ve got a couple of sets. They’re especially great in the summer time. (Winter is flannel sheets)
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@RyanMorasiewicz @MVOverpassDWI Had to stop quickly when you’re (most likely) speeding. Plus nobody gives trucks space so even if he signalled no one gave him space to pull over.
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@seyerpa @MissinCurfew @DKNetwork @DKSportsbook @ShaneOBrien55 @ScottieUpshall @HallPassMedia @DraftKings Cole and Z were both offered contracts. They decided to play elsewhere….
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@SuzieCanuck @Conditional1st @yourboironnylee I dunno man… looks aaaaaaaaawfully close to the fire place to me. I’d really hate to see an accident happen there…. Just sayin.
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@RobTheHockeyGuy What about Karlssons “guys”?
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@CanuckClay Blocked and reported.
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@alwayswayneking @dude_ab1ded His nipples sure are
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