Step tracker as the waste management concludes (hint: I’m not fucking moving during the Super Bowl). ELITE Sunday performance

Me getting ready to talk to girls tomorrow who received a bid 2 weeks ago

RT @BJ__Sports: I have a message for beer run.

@philmickelzynn Phil, any chance you are down a pair of natives and a sweatshirt? Also, love the Monday night date. Were you telling here about your days at Shoko on Monday?

Me when it comes to spending money I don’t have

RT @philmickelzynn: Pdt IU uni

@philmickelzynn Check my tweet out Phil

Better frat uniform? Big Ten: White Peter Millar polo, navy blue lulu abc pants, and Oliver Cabell’s SEC: Barbour over Peter Millar, khaki pants, Glock in waistband (prox to Memphis & Atlanta), and New Balances

@wonald69

When the razz lights came on at 5 AM

@ChevyShores Dang Chev, I thought of this one minute after you. Small world

Why are all hot girls our age into EDM or like Gracie Abram’s and Chappell roan. Can’t I find one who likes the Lumineers and Coldplay?

@buttjones420 Special teams downing a punt inside the 3

I feel bad for bama students who are from the south. You have to deal with kids from the worst parts of the country coming to your school, making it soft, posting millar and “shrink” tweets while simultaneously getting the same tattoos as Lil Skies. You guys deserve better.

@illinitaz Is this you attempting to talk shit about Indiana ?

@Luke_Kennard10 Can’t be real

Drop airplane games. Currently running with 2048 chess and candy crush

@KFordRatings Use to line em up and smash the fuck out of those helmets together. Oklahoma drill. Targeting. Crown of helmet down. Great game

@ChrisCgo19 Chris, we aren’t good. Sadly, nor are you

@tbhorka Looks like a lot of undergrad students. Wonder how many of these guys were telling stories of them being the man back in ‘84