Kaido π
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Kids cough like this but you wanna open up schools????
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Gonna use this caption when i put a pic of my babe in my wallet. You guys must act surprised.
A wallet does not need much, just one card that will never decline
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Yall said this gent looks like an imaginary friend. I will never forget.
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This is the hardest kia ive ever seen.
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A true lover comes in all shapes and sizes.
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Weddings are hitting the streets of SA harder than crack.
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I will not rest until i see you in jail.
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Making a baby is wayyyy too easy. I feel like there should have been one more step smfh.
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Catching feelings is the worst. You become a premium bhari.
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Me afπππ
I felt a tremor and all I did was give a bombastic side eye π oh my god Iβm so embarrassed.
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βGuys lmaoooooooβ.
If you get Corona are you going to tweet about it or keep it to yourself?.
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I want a wife. No talking stage, exclusivity. Straight to marriage.
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Show me one of the hardest pics youβve ever seen. This is one of my fighters
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Being alone is not bad okes. Just leave.
A cheating boyfriend is 10x better than an unreliable inconsistent motherFUCKER!!π€π€―π‘.
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Dawg who are these people.
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I underestimated how hard life can get.
as you got older you realised?.
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Men.
Who introduced the law "men should always pay bills" ?.
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Saw the hairstyle and i already knew.
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Used to receive snaps like this from her but now i dont even know if she is in jhb.
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I really hate when SA niggas speak with an American accent. Its baffling.
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Huns always wanna take you on some emotional adventure ffs ive seen your asshole dawg just tell me whats wrong.
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βDark humor is like clean water. Not everybody gets it.β.
Dark humor >>>.
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please take me back.
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No matter how bad the fight is with your partner, it should never get physical.
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This is not a game. Its war.
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Im tired of pretending
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You can never be ready for your huns hoe stories. You THINK you are but you not my guy.
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I struggle to understand how people are sexually attracted to children. What the fuck.
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are you being fr
One day we need to chat about the classism that exists with the 30 seconds playing bunch thinking they are smarter mara they just had more access.
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please let it go.
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This pic is gonna terrorize instagram stories for the next 8 days.
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I think the apple id is only valid for use in the south african store or some shit like that.
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Niggas posting the same thing on whatsapp, tik tok, facebook, snapchat and twitter
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will i ever take a pic like this? i dont know.
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What the hell is a dark skinned voice.
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Anyone that's been to Scrooge, Topos, Sixers, Bowld, Blackdoor or Junk Park in the last 2 weeks: Please get tested for Covid 19. I couldve infected anyone there βπΎ. Okay cool.
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Yall see two brothers bonding. I see a bag.
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Life is already whooping my ass now i must ruck witches in my dreams? Pls man.
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Gotta turn the pillow around every time you tryna cheat.
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I still dont get why ppl get so pressed over stretch marks. Its literally skin.
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This American nigga loves SA more than me and i live here dawg
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Also, i hate going out with niggas and the main objective is getting huns.
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TL is mad tense atm. You can get cooked for anything rn.
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Come on.
Name anyone finer than Raven Tracey.
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BREAKING: All Covid-19 restrictions lifted in England.
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wtf did these niggas do?????.
Hundreds of thousands of fruit bats have taken over a town in Australia, comfortably outnumbering the human population.
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The problem with fake accounts is they can make up anything about you. You chuckle at one tweet and all of a sudden you got 7 STDs and 2 baby mamas.
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Yoh okes please go outside.
Posting content on Twitter vs on WhatsApp story gets 2 different reactions, you can sense the jealousy from people on WhatsApp.
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Thanos erased half of the universe . Voldermort struggled to kill a kid with bad eyesight who probably, dont quote me on this, had asthma.
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Rich Mnisi is a beautiful gent and thatβs something we all can agree on.
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Girls with A/B cup titties deserve everything and more.
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Cant forget this
Remember when the youth of Paris used the riots as a backdrop for their content? ππππ«π·
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