@atelicinvest (1.01^365 = 37.7)

@Elex_Michaelson @TulsiGabbard @Marvel There’s no question

Stop indulging in their fantasy! This is bad journalism!! This is devastating!

@ShamsCharania I hope OKC and Cleveland win the next 8 titles and the NBA folds

@JessicaDAmir Be very careful - Grindr’s market position is way more challenged via apps that are either more relationship oriented (hinge), more instant (sniffies), or more niche (scruff). $GRND wants to be all of these things at once, and if it falls off the high wire MAU will collapse.

If I said there was a stock with dominant market share, low capital intensity, and 100% FCF payout, all at 8x EBITDA, you’d call BS, right? $MTCH

Paddington bear’s slutty alter ego, throattington goat

Damn we take the commerce clause for granted huh

RT @YoNipplesSoft:

RT @swish41: 😳

That Goldman macro analyst who just wanted a catchy acronym to drive readership but then created the next Axis

Ban sports betting

Cheating at bar trivia be like

Based on this clear trend I’m going to be approximately 200 degrees by my 50th birthday

$NVDA

@BrianLenno Could go all day with these

@BrianLenno “BUT GET THIS - FRANCISCO FRANCO BANNED THE SONG BECAUSE THE LYRICS SAID GIBRALTAR WAS *NEAR* SPAIN”

@WamNFL Call him Stockton Rush the way our offense implodes when he’s in charge

RT @julianaraynor: PSA