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oh, it's a donkey. he/him. writing about theater. senior critic, @Theatrely

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she’s so real for this
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apparently in the transition between Angels and Cher Show marquees, this briefly happened
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“I want to kiss him. He’s the only one I want to kiss” - child pointing at a Detective Pikachu billboard
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not a great name
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Entertainment Weekly
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Rachel Weisz and Daniel Craig welcome baby girl: Reports
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“AND IT’S A MUSICAL” lmao why do they keep letting Patti do press for this thing
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Deadline
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Kathryn Hahn, Joe Locke and Patti LuPone tease a “hilarious, and deep” ‘Agatha’
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HOOOLD MY HAND
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"can't sing but it doesn't even matter" is a rare & beautiful level of star quality
@sallysclarissa
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we as a society don’t talk about allison janney in 9 to 5 the musical enough
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9 months
check in with Maestro defenders in your life today
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seven year-old at LITTLE SHOP demanding intermission snacks from his mother by yelling “FEED ME”
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2 years
jessica chastain spins for about 15 minutes before her play starts
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best of jessica chastain
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jessica chastain spins for about 15 minutes before her play starts #adollshouse
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oh, something nice i hope
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me thinking about the A train
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2 years
i’m just glad Harvey is enjoying himself
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3 months
Groff insisting that Reg Rogers hold it…so true…so robbed…
@MerrilyOnBway
Merrily We Roll Along on Broadway
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I’m not crying, you’re crying. The first performance of #MerrilyOnBway after winning 4 Tony Awards including Best Revival of a Musical ❤️
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why did patti lupone just release a statement on her diarrhea
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and they say criticism is dead
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5 years
Brian d’Arcy James ran a half marathon and then did a Ferryman matinee. Honestly that’s fucked up
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3 years
will they
@broadwaycom
broadway.com
3 years
BONNIE & CLYDE stars @LauraOsnes and @JeremyMJordan will reunite for a one-night-only concert performance of the musical at the West End's Theatre Royal Drury Lane early next year.
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5 years
Little Women? Big CINEMA
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Al should do this every night. The record producer in MERRILY. The therapist in BEAUTIFUL NOISE. Operating the elephant in WATER FOR ELEPHANTS
@TODAYshow
TODAY
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Al Roker made a special one-night-only appearance as a member of the “Back to the Future” cast on Broadway!
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the CDC had Jan 2nd tickets for Music Man and did NOT want to reschedule
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1 year
wow. did anyone else get this
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DOLL’s HOUSE gotta hit different with Nora escaping into a fiery hellscape
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8 months
where's his oscar
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olie⁷ 📨
8 months
THIS WAS TOO FUNNYYYY
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3 years
the broadway league after 14 months of silence
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5 years
i liked when Once Upon A Time just became Pitt and DiCaprio doing an audio commentary
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1 year
it’s his moment. i’m callin it
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3 years
VisionVision, a new talk show where Vision and Vision discuss Vision stuff
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4 years
my straight roommate doesn’t know that he’s watching The Prom with me tonight
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5 years
love to log on and be told Daniel Craig wasn’t good in Knives Out. what are you fucking stupid
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3 years
okay rude
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3 years
every day we stray further from god’s light
@McHenryJD
Jackson McHenry
3 years
New York’s hottest club is Andrew Lloyd Webber doing a DJ set outside the reopening of Phantom of the Oper
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"why no Gatsby for scenic design?" i think because it was hella ugly. looked like shit. might be why
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5 years
Speed Racer? *exhales cigarette* why I haven’t watched that movie in, oh. Two days
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“that’s great Ralph, now can we get one in a different pose?” “No.”
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6 months
48th St now operates under "Chavkin Law." If you are on 48th St, you are gay
@LempickaMusical
LEMPICKA
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From the underworld to a woman who changed the world. Congratulations to director Rachel Chavkin, whose two Broadway shows have taken over 48th Street.
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3 months
weirdly invested in how much this lil freak goes for at the Sondheim auction
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2 years
lmfao this Lion King oral history
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4 years
*sitting down for my first play back in 2021* this shit better be 90 minutes
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my skyping into work meetings
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powerful condemnation without ever uttering the man’s name. Biden said what had to be said about Randy Rainbow
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without the musical element this literally plays like Gus Van Sant's PSYCHO
@DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm
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The first trailer for the new ‘MEAN GIRLS’ movie has been released. In theaters on January 12.
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me seated for the mean girls musical featuring jon hamm as coach carr
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@BroadwayWorld
BroadwayWorld
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Jon Hamm has joined the upcoming #MeanGirls movie musical as sex-ed teacher Coach Carr.
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6 years
gay rights
@EW
Entertainment Weekly
6 years
Rami Malek falls off stage after winning Oscar, gets treated by paramedics #Oscars
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4 years
call the Trump supporter in your life! tell them Queen’s Gambit starts slow, but really builds
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3 years
digital theatermakers beginning to crack up
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barely reacting when A train gays tell me they’re coming from “a one-man reenactment of SEUSSICAL”
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My first theatrical experience in NY was interning on a little play, WILDFLOWER, featuring Ron Cephas Jones as a kindly ex-drag queen. He was so, so kind and generous with an annoying 19-year old who peppered him with constant questions about his career. Great actor, great guy.
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4 years
explain this man’s career to me challenge
@Variety
Variety
4 years
Patrick Wilson to direct #Insidious5
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RIP to phantom of the opera, and also to these actual humans
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um she’s resting? it’s called self-care
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at work today a customer gave his name as: “Lyle, as in the new movie Lyle Lyle Crocodile”…hope he’s well
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remember when Diana tweeted this at the height of omicron. lmao
@DianaOnBroadway
Diana, The Musical
3 years
Just heard from my bosses…all COVID tests came back NEGATIVE. #ThePeoplesMusical will play on Broadway TONIGHT!
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truly, his commentary is an insightful look into Rian Johnson's creative process
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i have used my time in quarantine to create an app called quibi. enjoy
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3 months
LITTLE SHOP is still firing on all cylinders. Andrew Feldman is a genius physical comic; Sarah Hyland’s got a hell of a voice; Kevin Del Aguila hamming it up to the heavens.
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me tweeting
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s/o to Brandon Uranowitz who keeps posting about Rudin with basically no backup, just respect
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oka but don't forget my main man
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@THR
The Hollywood Reporter
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'Spider-Man 3': Alfred Molina returning as Doctor Octopus
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these guys will get it
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@UPROXX
UPROXX
3 years
Jennifer Hudson thinks 'Cats' was 'misunderstood' and that future generations will 'see it differently'
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where are they taking her!!!
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2 years
no-one would possibly come away from this speech thinking Mary Beth Peil is still alive (she is lmao)
@kylebuchanan
Kyle Buchanan
2 years
Michelle Williams used her Gothams acceptance speech to pay a moving extended tribute to Mary Beth Peil, who played Grams on Dawson’s Creek, and taught her how to be an actor.
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Fantastic Beasts 3 pr team rn
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@nypost
New York Post
6 years
Liam Neeson swapped seats at a Broadway show to avoid blocking people's views
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4 years
“My dude you sound like a fucking psycho“ – Iain Loves Theater
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4 years
chill the fuck out dude
@OfficialALW
Andrew Lloyd Webber
4 years
I am excited that tomorrow I am going to be vaccinated for the Oxford Covid 19 trial. I’ll do anything to prove that theatres can re-open safely. - ALW
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3 years
happy Tomorrowland day to all who celebrate
@TheTomorrowTime
Tomorrowland Times
4 years
One year from today, @BradBirdA113 's TOMORROWLAND will arrive on @DisneyPlus .
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“little broadway cunts on tiktok” has gotta be a google doc at AKA
@Tom_Smyth_
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i love her so fucking much
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6 years
Spike bringing you full Waluigi
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7 years
blow that piece of junk OUT OF THE SKY
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2 years
god this scene is so extraordinary.
@awarminghearth
Hearth
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remembering how the first 3 hours of twin peaks the return used none of angelos score, how deliberately cold and alien it felt, until this scene. 25 years of emotion resurfacing, just from a theme so good it became its own character
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feeling profiled by the Alamo security/greeter who took one look at me and said, “Theater Camp, theater four”
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5 years
how soon we forget
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4 years
remember when Cursed Child had a real owl for one performance then cut it when the owl freaked out. lmao
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"giant Tovah Feldshuh isn't real, it can't hurt you" giant Tovah Feldshuh:
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Saw Dark Knight with a friend who declared it "shit'; rejected all my arguments on our walk home; then as we parted, said he was "just fucking with me" and walked away.
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5 years
Brian Cox deserved an Oscar for Pixels
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1 year
the power of theater
@Variety
Variety
1 year
Paramount executives cast Paul Mescal in the “Gladiator” sequel after watching him take his shirt off in the West End revival of “A Streetcar Named Desire.” “The ladies in the audience were very vocal, and we were like, ‘I think we’ve found our guy.’”
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Jason Statham is just doing his character from Spy, and I respect it
@HobbsAndShaw
Hobbs & Shaw
6 years
Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw. Watch the trailer now starring Dwayne Johnson and Jason Statham. ❤️ this tweet to be the first to see new content until #HobbsAndShaw hits theaters August 2.
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Conheads stay in line
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me: email from restaurant I’ve been to one time:
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i know Marvel wanted to bury New Mutants but this is a bit much
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2 years
this is basically the plot of Tomorrow Never Dies
@jdawsey1
Josh Dawsey
2 years
Trump mused to donors that we should take our F-22 planes, "put the Chinese flag on them and bomb the shit out" out of Russia. "And then we say, China did it, we didn't do, China did it, and then they start fighting with each other and we sit back and watch."
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i have the Into the Woods boot. not for sale
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@washingtonpost
The Washington Post
4 years
As an ex-president, Trump could disclose the secrets he learned while in office, current and former officials fear
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lmao Walgreens checkout line is safer than this
@GeoffRBennett
Geoff Bennett
4 years
Good morning from inside the site of tonight’s Pence-Harris vice presidential debate.
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6 years
*Patti LuPone voice* back in the OLD Times Square it was bee attacks every day, we didn’t complain
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1 year
there is a moderately successful off-Bway playwright married to Celine Song who, amusingly, you all apparently know best as “Potion Seller”
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they’re gonna blow it up
@LempickaMusical
LEMPICKA
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Get. To. The. Longacre. We’re going out with a bang.
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Joey Sims
10 months
oh this strike got them down bad
@FallonTonight
The Tonight Show
10 months
Michael Shannon is here to talk “Waiting for Godot”, opening at @TheatreforaNewA this Saturday! #FallonTonight
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3 years
did the ol’ tick tick boom/assassins double header and jesus fucking christ
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Joey Sims
4 years
Look, no-one is denying that Broadway is a business, and will remain so. But artists/workers won’t forget “we’ll award your work when it’s useful to us.” They’ll remember that! That’s all.
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5 years
y’all mind if i avenge the fallen
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5 months
the real mistake MERRILY made in ‘81 was not putting out an ad saying: “HEY FRANK RICH, GO FUCK YOURSELF”
@LempickaMusical
LEMPICKA
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No one gets the world talking like Tamara de Lempicka.
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isaac powell as gatsby...ben ross as nick...they got me girl
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3 years
“we tried to close it…it said no. the show runs us now. please help”
@nytimestheater
NYT Theater
3 years
It “just kept going and took on a life of its own,” Bebe Neuwirth said of the revival of “Chicago” as it celebrates its 25th anniversary on Broadway.
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Joey Sims
3 years
despite his snub Chris McCarrell had to hear his name announced five times
@MrDavidGordon
David Gordon
3 years
Halftime Totals: Moulin Rouge! - 8 Awards A Christmas Carol - 5 Awards The Inheritance - 3 Awards Jagged Little Pill - 2 Awards Tina: The Tina Turner Musical - 1 Award The Sound Inside - 1 Award A Soldier's Play - 1 Award
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