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Joe P
5 years
Hey if we did an acoustic tour, who would allow us to play in their living room/house? We won’t spill anything and we’ll take off our shoes I swear.
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Joe P
5 years
Met @Badflower out for drinks last night. We are now buying plane tickets to Europe because we’re opening for them on their tour. Wtf is this life.
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Joe P
2 years
For all the times my mom told me I had to wear a coat. I’m taking control of my life now
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Joe P
4 years
If I go on a tour where I just show up in your front yard and play while you and yr crew watch out your window would that be cool? I’m kinda serious... depends on the reaction I get to this. (This would be me but with a guitar 👇)
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Joe P
4 years
As a few people may have already noticed, joe C and Jon haven’t been in any of the recent posts/live-streams. That is unfortunately because as of a few months ago, Deal Casino is no longer a band. We decided to go our separate ways but on good terms and as friends.....
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Joe P
3 years
All the shit I thought made me cool are just symptoms of depression and anxiety lol 🤪😜😂😀😐😞😔👻
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Joe P
1 year
FIRST HEADLINE TOUR EVER. I DON’T THINK ANYONE IS GONNA COME SO PLZ COME
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Joe P
5 years
Thank u to anyone and everyone who watched us play in Europe on this @Badflower tour so far. We are still not sure if this is just a weird dream. 🖤
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Joe P
4 years
me in very normal kitchen playing a song I made
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Joe P
4 years
we went live last night with @Badflower and they made us release this... go listen you fools!
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Joe P
5 years
All of Deal Casino will officially be vegan in 2020. Goodbye pizza.
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Joe P
4 years
Hey let’s get @yelyahwilliams to do #quarantour tag the hell out of her so we can just watch her play Simmer 100 times.
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Joe P
5 years
We have been waiting to announce this but after many peaceful discussions, our friend and drummer, Chris Donofrio will be leaving the band after our show Dec 20 in Asbury. None of us are happy about it but we respect his decision and wish him only the best. ❤️
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Joe P
5 years
I JUST WANT TO PLAY A CONCERT FOR EVRRYONE WHO LIKES OUR BAND EVERYDAY ALL DAY. 😔
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Joe P
5 years
Nobody: Make a bangbangbang acoustic version Us: Okay
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Joe P
1 year
To all the teachers that told me I would never be anything…you were right I’m truly broken and lost as an individual. Also wow 1mil on Spotify lezgo
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Joe P
2 months
my debut album ‘Garden State Vampire’ is out 8/23. vinyl/cd pre order available now:
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Joe P
2 years
‘french blonde’ EP out 10/7 so retweet this so that I can get rich and famous and buy everyone a car or some shit
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Joe P
1 year
If I did a contest where people could submit there houses/living rooms for me to come do an acoustic performance at in each city throughout my tour would that be cool or not cool?
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Joe P
5 years
Can someone just start a record label and sign us please. We will tour every single day until we die.
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Joe P
4 years
A girl once asked me out in 6th grade but then said “April fools” and ran away. That is the fuel for every song I will ever write. #alexis
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Joe P
5 years
PEEING IN THE SHOWER IS OKAY. 4EVER.
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Joe P
5 years
Whenever I hear a child randomly scream in public for no reason, I get sad that I can’t do that.
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Joe P
4 years
If anyone wants hand-written lyrics of ours just dm your address and I’ll write that shit out and send it 2 u 👍
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Joe P
5 years
Everyone that likes our band is cool. I like that. 😎
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Joe P
5 years
Thank u to anyone who has clicked on our silly songs. ❤️
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Joe P
2 years
If this whole music thing doesn’t workout I am going to work the graveyard shift at a holiday inn front desk because I would kill that shit
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Joe P
5 years
Just played French Blonde. In France. What the heck.
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Joe P
3 years
I just poked my head out the window of my room and said to my dog who was playing in the yard, “hello cute little boy!” My neighbor could not see my dog when I did this. Fantastic.
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Joe P
4 years
After all of this, I’ve decided to move forward making music as joe p. Thank you to anyone who supported dc. We appreciate all of u. I’m going to keep making the best shit I can make. ❤️ -p
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Joe P
4 years
Hey can everyone be in a music video for us? You just have to film yourself dancing on your bed and singing the song. 💕
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Joe P
4 years
The amount of times I’ve pretended to look at food i don’t even want in the grocery store to not make the person in my way feel rushed
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Joe P
5 years
Hey you might just see songs start appearing/leaking on SoundCloud from now on. We’re kind of just over the whole official release thing and we just want to put music into the world. No parents no rules. 🖤
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Joe P
4 years
When you crying in yr car on the highway to the perfect song and unexpectedly hit traffic so now you’re just crying surrounded by strangers. Love that
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Joe P
2 years
come say hello 👋 it’s free
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Joe P
4 years
Just realized how much cooler “ripe banana” print is than cheetah/leopard print. Get ready for merch
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Joe P
11 months
I wish bethoven got the chance to fuck around with synths
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Joe P
4 years
I may need everyone to be in a music video again... so like...keep your schedule open plz
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Joe P
4 years
it’s crazy that we expect people to make a decision that costs thousands of dollars (college) at a time in their lives where they’ve just started to figure out who they are finally after years of awkward hell.
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Joe P
5 years
cOMinG s00n. 🤫
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Joe P
3 years
‘Fighting in the Car’ is out now.
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Joe P
4 years
How to buy peanut butter
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Joe P
4 years
Yo so like 1,000,0000,000 people want handwritten lyrics and I’m HYPED. I’m not sleeping for 5 days str8 but I’m HYPEDDDDDDDDDDD
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Joe P
5 years
Just got a list of our upcoming tour dates in our email and now I’m dancing because how fucking excited I am ❤️
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Joe P
2 years
Yo if you’re driving a car and talking to me, you don’t need to turn your head to look at me. It’s not a movie. You’re actually driving a car in real god damn life
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Joe P
3 years
If you always order chicken fingers, you’re always satisfied. All alcohol tastes bad. And no one will ever really understand you like you understand you. Happy New Year 🎉
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Joe P
2 years
Touring is like when you were little and wanted to sleep over your friends house. The playing video games part is super fun but at 3am you just want your mom to pick you up because their water tastes weird.
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Joe P
5 years
Ok we actually need a drummer for realz so tell all yr drummer friends to dm us if they are good.
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Joe P
5 years
What would happen if a @Badflower gtr pick and a deal casino gtr pick had a bebe?
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Joe P
4 years
plz don’t make where’s Waldo jokes
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Joe P
4 years
Hey tag an artist that u would like to see play on a splitscreen livestream with us. We are trying to setup a virtual "tour" where we will play with someone different each night and take turns playing songs/eachothers' songs. party tyme. #dcfaketour
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Joe P
2 months
FALL TOUR 2024 Tickets:
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Joe P
3 years
“Hangin’ in there” quite literally means nothing
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Joe P
2 years
It’s giving: thanks
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Joe P
4 years
I JUST WANT TO PLAY A ROCK AND ROLL SHOW FOR U. NO MORE TRYING TO COME UP WITH CLEVER SOCIAL MEDIA POSTS.
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Joe P
5 years
Posted this on Instagram already but idc. I like it
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Joe P
4 years
Recorded this in my basement today and somehow it will be on Spotify at midnight tonight. Couldn’t promote it obviously so share the shit out of this plz 💜
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Joe P
4 years
I’m just gonna keep leaking at like 12am-3am every night.
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Joe P
5 years
Tour dates announced this Friday 😊👍😊👍😊👍😊👍❤️
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Joe P
2 years
‘FRENCH BLONDE EP’ OUT NOW
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Joe P
5 years
I appreciate anyone who supports our band the same way I appreciate the original jeans I put back on after trying on new ones. ❤️
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Joe P
3 years
To anyone that has driven more than 4 minutes to see me play a show, thank you. That blows my mind.
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Joe P
5 years
Ok so we may be adding dates to that tour I mentioned...but we need to know where to go. Who wants to see us and where the heck do u live?
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Joe P
2 years
Out Friday
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Joe P
4 years
spread this shit across the land plz #backyardtour2020
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Joe P
4 years
U know yr broke when u leave the oven door open after u cook to heat the apartment
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Joe P
4 years
new(old) music/announcement on friday
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Joe P
4 years
We are sad to say tonight’s show in Cincinnati was the final show of the tour. The health of our friends (you), family and ourselves is more important than anything. Sorry to anyone who planned on coming to Chicago, Indiana, Kansas, Denver, SLC. ❤️ thank u for all the support.
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Joe P
5 years
Ok we’re gonna post a song at midnight. Fugggg it.
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Joe P
5 years
We’re back on our music video bullshit. Plz be ready. ❤️
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Joe P
4 years
I have no grocery store rhythm. Catch me going from produce straight to the Listerine
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Joe P
3 years
Don’t do self checkout unless you have the skills for it
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Joe P
2 years
Kinda stoked adidas didn’t let me use their name as the title now
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Joe P
5 years
We r home. 🇺🇸
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Joe P
4 years
WEEK 1 ❤️ Tag artists who should join in for week 2. #quarantour2020
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Joe P
1 year
jerseyyyy
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Joe P
4 years
Oh shit. I forgot this comes out tonight at midnight. Well ok yea here u go. #v2
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Joe P
5 years
I know u r all with family but SEND PHOTOS OF PETS PLEASE. Happy Thanksgiving.
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Joe P
4 years
To anyone who requested bangbangbang handwritten lyrics: you are evil and my hand hates u. I also regret making the bridge so long.
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Joe P
4 years
Today while I was taking a shower I felt something hairy touch my foot. It was this creature.
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Joe P
4 years
I just told a full grown dad where something was located in Home Depot while wearing very tight jeans and a band tee. It was sick.
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Joe P
3 years
‘Emily Can’t Sing’ EP is out now. From my heart and basement to yours. Tell yr friends.
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Joe P
3 years
The best part about being a musician is that your family/friends have no idea what to get you for holidays/birthdays so they just get you things that have music notes on them out of sheer panic.
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Joe P
1 year
This bout to be a tasty bridge
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Joe P
4 years
I really relate to the way seagulls run away from people
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Joe P
5 years
We can all agree that ice cream places shouldn’t close down for the winter just because it’s cold out right? I have never once had ice cream to cool down. It’s a delicious treat regardless of temperature.
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Joe P
5 years
If u don’t organize the shopping carts at the grocery store when you put yours back you’re not my friend. Bye.
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Joe P
1 year
FINALLY TOUR TOUR TOUR TOUR LEFT COAST LEFT COAST TIX FRIDAY (plz come…I’m terrified you won’t.)
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Joe P
5 years
Ok shit we really need to figure this out. We have to pick like 13 houses/living rooms across America and everyone can just go to the show closest to them. So you have to be cool with 20-30ish people showing up at your crib.
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Joe P
1 year
When you’re back in your hometown and go into one of the places you worked at in high school but the staff is now all new high school kids it’s just like this really unexpected devastating feeling and realization of time. Then you have to point at a pepperoni slice
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Joe P
5 years
Hey when you buy a bands CD do u actually listen to it? Or is it just a thing. Honestly.
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Joe P
2 years
Someone stole my favorite cardigan in Orlando last night at the show. You bastard. Turn yourself in
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Joe P
4 months
I really thought forgetting my AirPods would be a nice self reflective experience at the airport but I’m dying. I can’t be hearing this natural shit going on around me
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Joe P
2 years
My entire tik tok feed is just people sliding down icy streets in Seattle
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Joe P
3 years
Im in a hotel lobby bathroom. Someone called my phone so I said “hello”. The other person in the bathroom thought I was talking to them and said hello back while we were peeing side by side. Sounds awkward but it was a nice moment that I truly hope happens to all of you.
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Joe P
4 years
I keep looking at my dog and thinking about how he has no clue what’s happening in the world right now and how animals bring so much positivity to our lives in dark times. Then he eats poop.
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Joe P
3 years
For your mental health :
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Joe P
4 years
I called 911 in my sleep last night but hung up just before it connected. I was also having a bad dream about demons so... I’m thinking I was trying to call the cops on demons.
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Joe P
4 years
We didn't give you a proper update on the twitter world, but our EP Woof. is OUT!!!!! (stream it, tell your friends, tell everybody, etc.)
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