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@joelassenburg

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@joelassenburg
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5 years
@NickHintonn y’all got anymore conspiracies?
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@GreenTextRepost grower not a shower lifestyle
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@disclosetv that was god giving you a shake
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@AlexnriaHayse @BallingerMom 5? you must be deranged
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@Reuters thank gawd for fact checkers. i was worried about my bawls
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@uncledoomer bad take. this would be dope for fresh caught fish n chips while camping
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@joelassenburg
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3 years
@lporiginalg what flavor of chips?
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@joelassenburg
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@delilahluv19 @InternetH0F u don’t own the land sweetie. that’s what an hoa community is. it’s an upscale trailer park
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@strangepacks_ delete this or i unfollow
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@joelassenburg
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@680CJOB if the unvax are being so separated from society. how can they be blamed for the 4th wave?
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2 years
@backtolife_2022 my body feels sore and cramped just by looking at that photo
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@joelassenburg
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@Breaking911 was this a wayfair item?
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@TheoMoudakis @TorontoStar doesn’t even makes sense
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@joelassenburg
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@Reuters but she’s prob totally right.
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@joelassenburg
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@SeedOilScout misinformation? all i did is watch the how it’s made of canola oil video
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@joelassenburg
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4 years
@peazyt i see your old dutch dill and raise you covered bridge dill
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@OrwellNGoode obvious children’s toy
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@joelassenburg
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@Cernovich all those people that prepared by storing food are subject to having it taking from in later right?
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@KILLTOPARTY walk in on them
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@greentexts_bot they’re calling anyone smart autistic these days?
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@joelassenburg
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@AnonCitizenUK weird they don’t just build more hospital beds instead
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@TrueNorthCentre but i recovered in 2 days and wasn’t a burden. do i get a tax rebate?
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@joelassenburg
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@Evie_Magazine telling a man what’s not masculine? ok let me try. sorry women, wearing lipstick doesn’t make you feminine. nor does being a bitch make you a strong woman
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@joelassenburg
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@HalakItLikeThat @GasPriceWizard mmmh a prime minister that isn’t responsible for his own economy. weird take
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@crypto_rand when corolla
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@_switchscene_ @talkRADIO identifying as a woman and being a woman are two different things
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@grandoldmemes if that was over gas prices i’d understand
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@joelassenburg
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@darrenford77 @brent_bellamy darren people bike and walk in winter. get over it
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@joelassenburg
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3 years
remember the old saying there’s no cure for the common cold? well the common cold is coronavirus strain
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@TimeTravelAnon @ShitpostGate imagine a victorian era child even able to afford a $5 burrito
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@PhrynosomAlec spiders are the cats of bugs
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@ianwalkerwpg maybe put the ducking phone away while you’re walking
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@TheTorontoSun must be a link
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@SuriTsuPapi @GetRammed_69 i’m parked banging em
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@aimeeterese still single i assume?
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@NickHintonn thread about this please
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@KILLTOPARTY “self proclaimed power couple”
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@FenwickDragon @Tomiesdaugther he’s saying she is elegant. why is that bad?
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3 years
@Kukicat7 thought only jabbed are having heart attacks anyway..
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@NgoloTesla i did the same on acid with my mind one time. worked a lot better too
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@nfinf5 @uncledoomer i bring 2 whole potatoes with me. do you cook or no?
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@MichaelPSenger the public for going along with it
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@husserl79 has anyone told her that a virus mutates among the vaccinated as well?
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@DowdEdward if elon was a politician these people would be raided
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@Golden_Pup prefer not to see in-laws.. so restrictions were great for that
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@uncledoomer only acceptable configuration
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@DejaRu22 this is why men feel such a stress relief from shooting guns i assume, making sense
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@WillAttract @ZubyMusic this is mind blowing
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@KILLTOPARTY has subscription for monthly beard products
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@ianwalkerwpg my parents taught me to always look both ways before crossing a street
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@AndyJScott that mason jar is worth atleast $1 when finished with it. coconut oil out, pickles in
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@rodger69367953 @brent_bellamy no it brings the rail relocating out of the city debate
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@CTVNews good question for the “experts” who are still currently assessing this variant. not the general public or even media to speculate on. good grief. we over reacted on the original strain. let’s keep doing this until the public literally starts digging their own graves
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@BrianPallister the vaccine is only authorized for use under canada’s interim order. but ok let’s coerce the public into getting it. that’s not what an incentive is defined as
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@41Strange goddamn best batman ever
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@HKBelvedere @DejaRu22 was relentless warning about this
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@WilberSuarez i cry every time i go into walmart. hate that place
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@GasPriceWizard it will be interesting to see how vehicle accidents turn out when the percentage of ev cars on the road start to increase.. 20+ ev car pile up and one decides to ignite!👀
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@globalwinnipeg lol er visit for a sprained ankle?!
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@ctvwinnipeg there should be nice weather alerts, telling you to get outside and enjoy the weather
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@extracapsa do “swollen balls”
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@KILLTOPARTY this would hit a lot different if it was a pit bull on it
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@ctvwinnipeg all mild regardless of vax status. but no reassurance to manitobans. just more fear. i had covid at the beginning of the week. lasted 2 days, already drinking beers again and enjoying my holidays. no vax but now i’m immunized
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@ifot_ibibio @lporiginalg men who like orgasms and want other men to enjoy sex
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@HalakItLikeThat @GasPriceWizard full stop? vaccine records were between her and a restaurant host for the last 2 years... weird
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@ctvwinnipeg bunch of dummies protesting for more restrictions. insane people
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@KILLTOPARTY sometimes being incel isn’t by choice. been through dry spells myself
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@CPHO_Canada if you’re making the distinction between mis and dis... one must assume you mean information that we aren’t intended to hear. shouldn’t the public know every bit of true information in order to make an informed decision about these vax
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@bkives bartley, i will continue to visit my father at a distance of 20ft outside. i suggest everyone else do the same with loved ones that need a visit every now and then. nothing wrong with this method of socializing. let’s talk about how we can socialize rather then being torn apart
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@Zach_Fleisher the 2 doses that are required for a QR are no longer effective against covid. those doses expired after 6 months. what difference does it make? sense of false security that you’ve become so comfortable with is all.
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@JackDavidson75 @thevivafrei @ACLUTx well that should be stopped too
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@wakeupfromcovid @GarretKramer you forgot the, induced coma and put on a ventilator that kills them, part
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@rec_RETSD @RETSDschools @S_Dzuba @lukeklassen @CJCMcDonald when i went to elementary i had to show my work in math, not show my sexuality
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@GRITCULT the movie seven but real life
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@ctvwinnipeg lazy vaccinated teachers calling to work from their pajamas and jeopardize kids education cause they don’t feel like going to work like most adults and have found a way to stay home
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@13Prince31 @burrrrrberry sounds like a blockhead tweet
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@ctvwinnipeg brutal communist country we have here
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@ezralevant @TorontoStar the obesity one is a true contender
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@TorontoStar outbreak of mild cases or...is everyone dying?
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