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Mad that Ange Postecoglou is just Brendan Rogers with a didgeridoo
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As it draws to a close let’s remember one of the best moments of the Klopp era
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Big Jim driving himself around in a Nissan Qashqai with a personalised number plate
🚨EXCL: A car with the reg ending ‘SJR’ has been spotted at
#MUFC
’s training ground, Carrington today!
What are your thoughts on Sir Jim Ratcliffe POTENTIALLY being at Carrington
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Wait until the Geordies hear this
🚨 OFFICIAL: Argentina fans have won the FIFA Best fans award!! 🇦🇷
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Count your lucky stars they didn’t push the wall down on top of you
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Drop a picture of a player in a kit that they never actually wore in a competitive match.
I’ll start with RVP (Arsenal 2012/13) 😬
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I live in Canada and know many diehard hockey fans, not one of them has ever seen a movement like this. He obviously didn’t mean to kill him, but meant to hurt him. That’s manslaughter, not sure why there’s such surprise. .
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Don’t mind the inter Ultras, these boys will be stabbing each other in the arse
"We are the boys in blue, coming after you" 👀
The Manchester City fans are ready 😆
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He’s got “play for united” size balls
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“Water of a ducks back” says the guy who was so riled by our away end in his last game against United that he got himself sent off 30 seconds after coming on.
Steven Gerrard on the Old Trafford reception: "Relatively quiet. I have been to noisier stadiums than this. It was a good cup tie, a good atmosphere but in terms of what I got, water off a duck's back."
#mulive
[bbc]
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From Craig Bellamys book..
Shearer shat it…..
Still love this so much.
Shearer would have absolutely flattened him, and Keane knew it which is why he let David Beckham hold him back. David Beckham FFS 😂😂
SHEARER! SHEARER!
#NUFC
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izzy christiansen reflecting on her first commentary appearance after seeing football twitters reaction
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Sheikh mansour can now go back to administering the industrial starvation of kids, rape of women, running secret torture prisons and murder of anyone who dares to object to his rule.
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@GNev2
Morning Gary, would you have taken the World Cup punditry gig if it was “Germany 1944”? Remembering you could shine a light on the treatment of the Jews, Slavs, homosexuals, from the inside (so to speak). Thanks.
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City before Abu Dhabi
and
City after Abu Dhabi
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“Stunning and brave” Schofield my arse. He was about to be outed for banging a runner at ITV, he’s a cheating scumbag, all his celeb mates queuing up to praise him, morally bankrupt stains
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They’ve only gone and invented playing for your country.
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She recorded him, meaning this had happened before.
Get him out, now.
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@LUFCTheo
@LaurenMufc20
@toby_2332
@mcfc_lads
You sung “let’s go fucking mental” when you equalised. FFS. An embarrassment.
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Spot the difference…
There’s nothing on earth like being a red and I’d rather never win another trophy under the Glazers than become like this lot with Qatar owning us.
Utterly soulless and devoid of any romance whatsoever.
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Surprise surprise this cvnt who looks like he’s just eaten a Renault Clio wants people banned from eating at restaurants.
BBC's Stephen Nolan calls for unvaccinated children and young people to be banned from eating in restaurants.
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Pa Ward’s
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“Now let’s go our commentary team for the day……..Sam Matterface who’s joined today by Lee Dixon….”
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They’ve only gone and invented talking to teammates
Robbo is gathering the entire team together to give out instructions.
Probably too little too late but it shows true leadership skills in the absence of our usual captains!
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@ddale8
@seaningle
ironic that the USA are screaming foul, how many times have the CIA had a hand in foreign elections?
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Ask
@TonyEvans92a
where the Liverpool embassy in Paris is, mate
15 mins in, this rat slashed one of us and took his bag, ticket, wallet, passport the lot
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Man United fans - we can’t keep; playing the exact same way regardless of who the opponent is.
making the same substitution at the same time every fucking game.
rely on individual brilliance to win us games.
Ole and Micky P:
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@niallcity95
Shearer had his moment and shat it. Like the whole city team when he lampooned Haaland.
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Give me this any day of the week, rather than clapping the opposition, “all rivalries aside” and other sanitised bullshit
This is what makes it the worlds greatest sport.
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“It’s literally money for old rope, mate. You can just phone it in week after week with zero repercussions…”
Raphaël Varane helped convince Casemiro to join
#mufc
, speaking to him almost daily
#mulive
[
@lauriewhitwell
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Remember when large swathes of our fanbase were filming themselves singing “give it give give to Edi Cavani” and tagging in that Bashy lad?
Really odd times.
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Reminder - The Qatar lads wanted Rio as CEO and Patrice Evra as DOF.
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I started following Manchester United three weeks ago and to be frank, I’ve found it be an emotional rollercoaster”.
Britney Spears.
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Why wasn’t he “done” 18 years ago. I smell Qatari 💰 for O Neil and Webby Webby Webby
If RAT 🐀 cliffe gets United I’m done with the club simple as,it will break my heart but anyone who says the glazers are nice people can go a jump into the ship canal
#GlazersOut
🇾🇪
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@Youngyy_
Should be criminal to accumulate wealth? If only there were historic precedents where this has been tried, we could see how it worked out.
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Preferred the gag when he tried to get a McDonald’s worker the sack because he had to wait outside for 10 minutes.
Everyone wants to heckle until they’re torn a new one… if you’re at a comedy club, just shut up 😂😂😂
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“Mum, why’s dad wrapping his hand in cling film and taking a picture of it?”
“Let’s go to bed, son”.
Had a tattoo done commemorating Dan Ashworth’s major accomplishments at NUFC, what do you think?
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How anyone who is old enough to remember United Arsenal or United Chelsea top of the table the clashes can watch this and think it’s even remotely similar in levels of quality of football or enjoyment, they’re either partisan or insane.
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Pep after hearing the news
🚨 Leroy Sané reportedly called Sadio Mané "Black sh*t", which provoked the Senegalese forward.
Sané regretted what he said after the clash and Mané apologised to his teammates for hitting Sané. His future at Bayern is not in doubt.
(Source:
@billmahmuud
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LVG got rid of this fella and brought in Darmian.
Should have been tried at The Hague for it.
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Antony is, without doubt, the worst pound for pound, signing of all time.
In all of football.
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I preferred this piece you wrote
@OllieHolt22
Aged well.
🗣️ 'He is the most elegant of centre halves, the personification of grace under pressure'
Jarell Quansah's performance vs Man Utd rivalled Roy Keane vs Juventus and should be in the conversation for EURO 2024, writes
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Read more
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Gentlemen, you spot this man alone in a quiet pub in Bingley, Bradford. You decide to approach him. How do you open?
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Clear penalty nit given, some really poor decisions in the final 3rd, not taking our chances … I’ve seen this game before.
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The journey from FCnotPLC, anti-Murdoch in 98 and the 03-05 anti-Glazer to large swathes of United supporters grovelling and begging for state ownership is quite depressing.
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“Get the net spend stats out again, lad”
Erik ten Hag has already surpassed Jurgen Klopp's net spend...
This is only his second season at Man United 👀💰
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Marcus Rashford 🤝 Virgil van Dijk
Very scousesque, overly emotional statements about injuries.
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Your glory period of 7 years with Klopp has yielded 2 major trophies.
Fuck off.
The best thing about this United situation is we’ve been there as Liverpool fans in the 1990s/2000s. We know how it was.
Their fans are as deluded as we were then - they think they’re ‘back’ time and time and time again.
They’re not. Not even remotely close, in fact.
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Pep when he gets introduced to Dele
Dele Alli and Pep Guardiola's daughter pictured on lunch date amid relationship rumours
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Imagine knowing nothing about football and being told there was a nonce togging out for Everton and that it wasn’t this gentleman.
Flabbergasted.
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This is nothing to do with how United is run, you absolute melt.
Player power at that club is a joke because those in power are weak
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“We got Cristiano Ronaldo making the tea, we got Cristiano Ronaldo making the tea, we’re the richest club in the world”
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Newcastle going to be paying our DOF for the next 20 months while he uses his wife’s phone to Whatsapp Brailsford and the gang
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So the greatest era in the history of
@FCBarcelona
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Wild coincidence.
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“Well we’ll see if they can handle it on a cold wet night in stoke, won’t we”
“In all seriousness this is very bad,
we’re going down”
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Habib, have a seat.
Let me tell you a few stories about LFC that may shock you.
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