Joe Fae Glesga
@joe_yer99
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Athiest. #indy. Please ponit ot my seplling mistaiks ya knob. live on a yacht called 'English subsidy'. https://t.co/ZoiyAOuOEU
Glasgow, Scotland
Joined July 2019
This is my new pinned tweet. You ever seen a more sexier pinned tweet. Have ye fuck.
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Pubs. Stop fucking reserving tables you utter bastards. You're a fucking pub.
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Giving the king a 45 million pound increase and taking away pensioners heating allowance tells you everything you need to know about the fucking UK. Get it in the fuckin bin, and set fire to said bin.
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4 years ago this bad boy hit tiktok land. The juice company bought him a truck and gave him lifetime supply of the juice I believe 😂
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Theres a lot of sectarian fuckwits who wont get the absolute genuis of this clip. And it is comedy genius.
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"Considered one of the more famous comedians in the UK".WIT. DA. FUCK,.Mate, tell them you wrote a good screnplay and no one had a fuckin clue who you were. be honest 😂
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When will this fucking madness end.
King Charles leaving from West End Park Alloa after his visit to The Gate Charity
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It's all kicking off in Glasgow. 2 people are feeding pigeons. Shit just got real.
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Just finished my cooncil painting course. Quotes available.
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You've spelt fanny wrong.
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My first job was at B&Q when I was 16 and it was a YTS. I was paid £27 a week. You would not believe the amount of shit I stole from that place. Why. Because I got £27 a week for a 39 hour, shift pattern week. If I had to go back and do it again, I would have stolen more shit.
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1pm statue defending.3pm watch Tommy Robinson video.5pm Dinner. Egg n chips. 7pm bingo.8pm drinks. 11pm Fight.
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Mental to think that Nicola Sturgeon had police tents outisde her house and a 3 year investigation thats still ongoing, that was reported by a nutter. Meanwhile the UK is being run like fuckin Zimbabwe and fuck all is happening. Its like we're part of a mental asylum.
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Prince Charles visits a food bank. What a fucking country.
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Imagine sitting at a table with a crowd for 5 hours, spending a shit load and you have to move because Chantelle and her pals want a table. Fuck me.
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We demand to be able to sing a song we don't know the words to. 😂
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Sometimes I wish Michelle Mone stole some stamps then she could have faced the absolute fury of the media.
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I'd like to report a hate crime.
Glasgow's Hate Crime Week is coming to an end soon, but standing up against hate should never stop. If you see any hate crime graffiti in our city, please report it for removal on our website 👉 #NATIONALHCAW
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Your at Queen street station. You've just lost your job and your train is cancelled. Can this day get any fuckin worse. AYE.
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Someone reported overuse of sellotape in govan SNP branch.
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If you see a better video than this, this weekend. You're a goddam liar.
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Motherwell fans. Sometimes you don't need to spend a fortune on fancy banners. 😂😂
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"You have no idea what's in that vaccine", said the lady buying 40 beefburgers for £4 at farmfoods.
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A councillor has objected to this on Sauchiehall street. That gap site has been there for 16+ years.
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Nothing says happy Christmas like ugly sectarian bastards walking through the town. .
A few minutes ago in the city centre, absolutely brilliant🇬🇧💙
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Scotland will get a furlough when England decides England needs a furlough.
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I swear to fuck, The UK government could be lining up people and shooting them, and there would still be kunts in Scotland wanting the Scottish government to collapse because a fuckin ferry was late.
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"I've had fucking enough of this Lorraine, get the weans. I'm going to Ibrox to fucking protest." 😂😂 This shite is better than the football
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Wit. Da. fuck. This geezer is going up that hill quicker than I go down it.
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£100 to get a guided tour of the house we all paid for. What a fucking country.
Balmoral Castle, Scottish retreat of the Royal Family since the 1850s, is being opened up to the public for the first time in its history.
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Why is it the big billion pound infrastructure projects in London benefit Glasgow ? Am I being fucking punked here ?.
Modernising the Piccadilly line is a brilliant example of how investing in new infrastructure in London can have huge benefits for jobs and growth across the UK - it’s a win-win for our city and country.
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Is Scotland the only country that sings about being a nation once again , but votes against it. Stockholm syndrome.
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Sake. Who invited @martin_compston to the wife's 50th. I'm playing 2nd fiddle to a cardboard cutout Fae the port.
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Anyone else getting fucking sick of millionaires tell us what's best for us. ?.
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I dont give a fuck if Murrell is a theiving bastard or not. It impacts my desire for independence not a fucking jot, if it does yours. Yer a fucking knob.
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My name's Jacqueline McCafferty. I lost 3 years oh my life to heroin.
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Imagine this was in Scotland. It would be on the TV's for months and all the 2 Bob politicians would be calling for sturgeons head. It's in England. Fuck all is said.
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The backwards cap gang watching golf. American tourists are killing glesga pubs 😂
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Rangers fans knowing the inevitable defeat with 2 minutes 2 go then bursting into "God save the king" is some of the saddest shit I've ever heard in football 😂.
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It's mental how calling a Tory a bastard makes you a bad guy. But an actual Tory driving the NHS into the ground is someone to be respected.
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Fuck sake, if yer gonna quit the snp, do it, dont come on here proclaiming the fact as if yer the 2nd coming . I dont want to be the one to break it to you, Yer no Johny big baws.
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A country shouldn't run itself because a ferry order was over budget/late has to be the worse fucking argument ever heard, ever, in the history of of the world, for a country not to be independent.
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Auld skool, red mitre to the coupon, gravel marks on yer legs for weeks. Playing a team in castlemilk and all the punters at the sideline want to fight ye. Fitba was fuckin grim back then.
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Weird how BBC Scotland news isn't reporting the Welsh Labour leaders comments about indyref 2.
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Looks like the elite forces are out in force to protect the statues in George Square.
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45 seconds in. We are the peepul 😂. Lets face it. It fuckin Rnagers fans 😂
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This is levels of glue sniffing I have never seen before.
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I'll start it. 🎵Charlie, charlie get tae fuck. Charlie get tae fuck.🎵
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If you let your dog shite on the pavement and dont pick it up. You should be kneecapped. Harsh but fair.
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It takes some level of mindfuckery to ignore 10s of billions of public money corruption by Tories to concentrate on SNP donations being misspent by the party it was donated to.
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I love the way she has to read the flyer to see were she is. 😂😂.
Today we hit the streets in Dundee with our @ScottishLabour team, campaigning for @rbmccready in the local council by-election. 🗳️ A vote for Labour is a vote for real change, strong local leadership, and a better future for our communities. #VoteLabour #Dundee
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I've got a feeling a lot of Scots will go to Germany and see how shite the UK is compared to it. Might be an eye opener.
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Sarwar, the millionaire whose business interests wouldnt pay the living wage. Is now in charge of labour in Scotland. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.
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The day after the announcement that Scotland might lose its only oil refinery, at First Ministers question. The first question asked by Torys and Labour is about the fucking iPad. Anyone who thinks these are serious parties to promote Scotland are fuckin kiddin themselves on.
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Imaine living in a country were you receive a "block grant". And some people sing hallelujah, thank you kind sir. what a fucking country.
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I generally notice this with about 99% of Scottish productions 😂
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Normal customers queuing at morrisons booing the health staff getting into morrisons early for their shop. There's just way too many fucking arsholes live in this country.
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Were did you go today Da. - I was at a pro uk rally.Fuck sake, did you embarrass the family again. - Nope.
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Aye, but park a tent outside a Scottish politicians house. Spot the difference. Fuck the BBC.
BBC 6 o'clock news. The ICC arrest warrant wasn't even mentioned in their headlines. 👺.The BBC isn't fit for purpose. SCRAP IT. 🗑️💩
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New TV series. "The abstainers." . Two uncompromising shitebags who will do anything to progress their careers.
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Someone thought they could use a crossing points tactiles as a dropped kerb, so they removed their garden and built a drive way. council had other ideas. 😂😂
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If only we had some sort of deposit return scheme.
Plastic bottles most littered item by Scotland’s rivers and waterways.
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Thornliebank, Tuesday afternoon. Shes turned the weans against me.
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Reminds me of when I was in the cubs and got a badge for cutting a pensioners hedge. At least I FUCKING did something for that badge. Absolute state of this.
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The king, heading to a meeting about the rise of child poverty. Luckily he has a kid carrying his big long cape.
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I see we're at the stage of "Scotland should have acted like an independent country, without the powers of an independent country" on the covid stuff now. Jesus fuckity fuck. When will people learn.
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Italian cycling team dudes kicking about Morrisons in cardonald. Don't go near the pizzas lads. You'll never forgive us.
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Never heard anyone call it anything other than a scramble.
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Rangers fans singing rule Britannia at old Trafford. Man utd fans be like
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How much of this shit do you put on before you look in the mirror and think to yourself. "What the fuck am I doing" ?
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