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Joined May 2017
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@jocelynalvaaa
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4 years
la opinion es tuya pero LA VIDA ES MÍA.
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@jocelynalvaaa
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2 years
twitter got profile views now y’all stay safe πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.
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@jocelynalvaaa
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Shoutout to all of our dads who are working outside in this heat they deserve it all.
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@jocelynalvaaa
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When my dad slightly raises his voice at me.
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diamond πŸ¦‹πŸ€
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Bomboclaat .
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@jocelynalvaaa
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4 years
this is the one for me πŸ₯΄
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@jocelynalvaaa
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5 years
if you don’t like lentejas you’re weird.
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@jocelynalvaaa
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2 years
I’m his Selena and anyone after me is his Hailey disrespectfully 😘.
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@jocelynalvaaa
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5 years
a girl with strict parents aren’t for the weak.
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girls with strict parents are my fav.
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@jocelynalvaaa
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4 years
halloween / reggaeton party ? 😳.
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@jocelynalvaaa
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@jocelynalvaaa
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5 years
Guys from San Jose. β˜† β˜† β˜† β˜† β˜†. would not recommend, very toxic.
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@jocelynalvaaa
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6 years
The United States has kids in cages, fuck your 4th of July.
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@jocelynalvaaa
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5 years
my boo? FINE AS FUCK.
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@jocelynalvaaa
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6 years
narco corridos > corridos verdes.
@Cristalrivass
𝓒𝓻𝓲𝓼𝓽π“ͺ𝓡 πŸ–€βœ¨
6 years
if you know you know 😼πŸ”₯πŸ”₯
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@jocelynalvaaa
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5 years
I want my own boo, but I live in the 408 so I gotta share πŸ˜”.
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@jocelynalvaaa
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5 years
β€œVoy a ir con mi amiga”.
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@jocelynalvaaa
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so i can memorize a whole ass song word by word but not remember what i read in one chapter.
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@jocelynalvaaa
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5 years
Literally no one: . My sensitive ass:
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@jocelynalvaaa
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5 years
me while driving: . WHY TF ARE YOU STOPPING JUST GOOOOOO
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@jocelynalvaaa
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4 years
i just wanna know who’s starting this facebook group for San JosΓ©.
@casscassflores
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I can’t believe this is real lol
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@jocelynalvaaa
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5 years
this is beautiful πŸ₯Ί they deserve so much more.
@carlosxmendoza
Carlos
5 years
Saw this on facebook β™₯️ Aveces los que mas ayudan a este pais son olvidados, ay que darle gracias a estos heroes tambien !
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@jocelynalvaaa
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6 years
Los Tres Reyes are the best tacos in SJ don’t @ me.
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@jocelynalvaaa
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4 years
me tocΓ³ ir al pumpkin patch
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@jocelynalvaaa
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6 years
Fuck nudes come see it in person.
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@jocelynalvaaa
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4 years
fuck sex, let’s travel the world together.
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@jocelynalvaaa
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5 years
i will never beg for your attention,si a ti no te importa a mi menos.
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@jocelynalvaaa
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4 years
same but different lol
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@jocelynalvaaa
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5 years
All sports are cancelled why you still playing games?.
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@jocelynalvaaa
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4 years
a relationship should be 50/50 he plays soccer and i go watch every one of his games.
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@jocelynalvaaa
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5 years
do guys like this still exist? asking for MYSELF.
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@jocelynalvaaa
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5 years
Everyone has played on this field at least once.
@wusionn
Eduardo🐺
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Damn I miss playing on this trashass turf πŸ˜ͺ⚽️
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@jocelynalvaaa
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5 years
Lemme find out jaripeo szn is cancelled because of the coronavirus πŸ˜”.
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@jocelynalvaaa
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5 years
before santa clara county lockdown starts anyone wanna admit they got a crush on me.
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@jocelynalvaaa
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6 years
Guys wear boots and think they can dance πŸ˜—.
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@jocelynalvaaa
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4 years
I’m not an alcoholic, I’m just always down to drink.
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@jocelynalvaaa
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5 years
When someone adds me to their private story on Snapchat I go ahead and do the same thing bc I know there’s that trust even if we haven’t met yet 🀝.
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@jocelynalvaaa
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4 years
you’re up next queen.
@AOC
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
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Congratulations to President-elect Joe Biden & Vice President-elect Kamala Harris!.
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@jocelynalvaaa
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5 years
To all the ladies out there: no your soulmate is not in San JosΓ©.
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@jocelynalvaaa
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5 years
looks like drive-ins might be the move.
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@jocelynalvaaa
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5 years
if you don’t like ostiones YOU’RE WEIRD.
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@jocelynalvaaa
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5 years
Him: I’m outside .Me:.
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videos you have to watch
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Bomboclaat
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@jocelynalvaaa
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5 years
Que linda te ves tweetiando indirectas esperancita, pero te falto etiquetarme maldita ardida.πŸ€—.
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@jocelynalvaaa
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5 years
So who’s down to play cops and robbers during this power outage?.
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@jocelynalvaaa
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5 years
Not everyone can sing oldies don’t @ me.
@jesusortizpazfr
Jesusortizpazfr
5 years
Muchacho Alegre - Fuerza Regida. Go check it out, tag me with a video of you drinking to it!! 🍾 🍾
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@jocelynalvaaa
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5 years
Yeah breakups hurt,but have you ever watched one of your cousins turn into a complete stranger.
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@jocelynalvaaa
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5 years
not San JosΓ©, California.
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@jocelynalvaaa
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5 years
We all on lockdown with our phones and laptops, so if they ain’t replying back and leave you on delivered they clearly don’t want youπŸ˜—.
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@jocelynalvaaa
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6 years
no hagas lo que no quieres que te hagan a ti that simple.
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@jocelynalvaaa
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4 years
FUCK TEXAS , I didn’t want a boyfriend from there anyways.
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@jocelynalvaaa
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5 years
idc what anyone says this shit is ugly.
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@jocelynalvaaa
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yeah dancing Banda is cool but dancing to nortenas con sax >>.
@pichosandoval1
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Moscoy with Privilegio
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@jocelynalvaaa
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4 years
it’s officially β€œvas a venir en diciembre” szn.
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@jocelynalvaaa
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I will uncousin a cousin real quick idgaf.
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Bomboclaat
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@jocelynalvaaa
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6 years
if you’re trynna be like this hit me the fuck up.
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@jocelynalvaaa
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3 years
a trip to mexico would probably solve all my problems rn.
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@jocelynalvaaa
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5 years
When he’s active but hasn’t replied back.
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When you haven’t gotten a text from your favorite person
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@jocelynalvaaa
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5 years
A la verga el amor y arriba el alcohol.
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@jocelynalvaaa
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4 years
In honor of Biden, I am getting drunk tonight.
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@jocelynalvaaa
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5 years
Bay Area people know these hit hard after a baile.
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@jocelynalvaaa
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6 years
Best combo don’t @ me.
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@jocelynalvaaa
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5 years
Does your brain ever go: . HOLD ON BITCH DID YOU HEAR WHAT THE FUCK I SAIDDDD??? .SHAKE SOME ASSSSSSSS.
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@jocelynalvaaa
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4 years
im single just in case a soccer guy who’s hardworking and over 6’0 ft was wondering.
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@jocelynalvaaa
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5 years
someone plz throw one in SJ.
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@jocelynalvaaa
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4 years
cuando es alto, guapo y sabe bailarte bien >>>.
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@jocelynalvaaa
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4 years
i am a whore for iced coffee.
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@jocelynalvaaa
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5 years
I didn’t get a spooky basket what makes me think I’m gonna receive one of these.
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@jocelynalvaaa
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4 years
tbh i hella miss playing soccer.
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@jocelynalvaaa
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5 years
I was wondering if maybe you wanna meet up after quarantine ends? πŸ₯Ί πŸ‘‰πŸΌπŸ‘ˆπŸΌ.
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@jocelynalvaaa
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3 years
nah cuz my DD blacked out last night😩.
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@jocelynalvaaa
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5 years
All I have to say is that blood doesn’t always define family.
@pxrraxa__
Lia 𓂃 ΰ£ͺ Φ΄ΦΆΦΈ*
6 years
sco pa tu manaa
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@jocelynalvaaa
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5 years
me talking on my spam.
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@jocelynalvaaa
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6 years
Shoutout to all the hard working parents que andan trabajando outdoors in this hot ass weather.
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@jocelynalvaaa
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5 years
No guy talks to one girl only so why should we πŸ˜—.
@Irviingg0
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No girl talks to just 1 guy huh.
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@jocelynalvaaa
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this game will forever hurt.
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@jocelynalvaaa
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4 years
I will be going to the World Cup with my significant other.
@ESPNFC
ESPN FC
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2026 World Cup host city candidates:. πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ.Atlanta .Baltimore.Boston.Cincinnati.Dallas.Denver .Houston.Kansas City.Los Angeles.Miami.Nashville.NY/NJ.Orlando.Philadelphia.San Francisco Bay Area.Seattle .Washington, DC.πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦.Edmonton.Montreal.Toronto.πŸ‡²πŸ‡½.Guadalajara.Mexico City.Monterrey.
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@jocelynalvaaa
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4 years
soccer players? yum.
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@jocelynalvaaa
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2 years
saTOURno πŸͺπŸ©ΆπŸ’«πŸ‘½
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@jocelynalvaaa
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5 years
sorry but if you don’t like ostiones you’re weird.
@alejandrito_93
Alejandro
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All the real ones know this combo undefeated.
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@jocelynalvaaa
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5 years
being a Scorpio is a flex.
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@jocelynalvaaa
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5 years
if you’re not interested in building a relationship with a girl please don’t lead her on! we deserve to know how you guys truly feel about us.
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@jocelynalvaaa
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5 years
a year ago today we were all living our best lives @ convention now look at us a year later in quarantine πŸ˜”.
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@jocelynalvaaa
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4 years
not eating all day today so the alcohol can hit harder later.
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@jocelynalvaaa
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4 years
so we’re renting a van for Adrian’s kickback?.
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@jocelynalvaaa
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3 years
We’re grown, we speak up and we talk about how we feel or what we want.
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@jocelynalvaaa
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4 years
has never failed me.
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@jocelynalvaaa
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especially when you don’t know them.
@GreciaO18
g r e c i aπŸ“
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Girls that smile back when you smile at them >>>.
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@jocelynalvaaa
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old school reggaeton is ELITE.
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@jocelynalvaaa
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3 years
being told you look happy when you actually are is top-tierπŸ₯Ί.
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@jocelynalvaaa
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4 years
If we can’t vibe to Los Temerarios, Bryndis and Los Bukis I don’t want it.
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@jocelynalvaaa
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4 years
MAΓ‘ANA GANAN LAS CHIVAS, REPITO MAΓ‘ANA GANAN LAS CHIVAS 🐐🀍❀️.
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@jocelynalvaaa
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4 years
what y’all know about this song 😍.
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@jocelynalvaaa
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5 years
el que quiere puede y te lo demuestra.
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@jocelynalvaaa
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4 years
i just wanna be like this with someone’s son.
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@jocelynalvaaa
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5 years
I barely pay attention in class what makes my teacher think I’m gonna pay attention during online classes.
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@jocelynalvaaa
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5 years
homegirl really said β€œmy friend” 😭.
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@jocelynalvaaa
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5 years
God took them out your life because he saw things you didn’t, he heard conversations that you didn’t.
@_seuestresse
β™‘
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Bomboclaat 🐍
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@jocelynalvaaa
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3 years
Received my offer letter for a paid internship at Apple , definitely starting my year off right 🀝.
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@jocelynalvaaa
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5 years
I get more excited to celebrate my friends birthday than my own lmao.
@wagozaw
wanya
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Sco pa tu manaa
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