Joburtus_Maximus
@joburt1989
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It's not enough to send Kamala Harris and Tim Walz to the white house. Help them out by voting/supporting down ticket democrats. Shawn Harris is running to dethrone Margorie Taylor Green in Georgia 14 and I'd LOVE to see her humbled.
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@moonlit_misfit
Anyone who thinks what Hamas did that day is anything less than horrific is NOT actually pro-Palestine. Hamas' resistance of the IDF is understandable, that doesn't mean every single act they commit is in line with the goal of Palestinian liberation.
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@Grayhaem
"Unfortunately he's speaking an ancient Germanic dialect and I can't understand the secrets!"
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@DoomScroling
No one is owed sex period. If you want sex on demand, fund robotics research, and maybe if you're lucky Boston Dynamics will build you a fuckmaster 9000. This is what sex toys are for people.
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@lexioni15
Jesus was gay dude. He hang out with like 12 other guys and kissed them and shit. He ends all his prayers with "ah men" cause he loves men so much.
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@DreamLeaf5
No more free speech, that person has to pay from now on. $500 dollars for every normal sentence and $2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 for every cringe sentence.
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@Imposter_Edits
Qualified immunity needs to stop. I'd rather millions of vexatious litigations get dismissed by the courts than police be allowed to do this without consequence. FUCK the police unions.
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@iamAtheistGirl
Men are unironically so lucky that the only standard you're holding them too is being nice. In a fair society being nice would be bare minimum to avoid being beaten with sticks.
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@YESITSM1GU3L
My favorite joke is when they're on Appa in the desert looking for something and Togh is like "I see it over there!" And they all look and then she's like "Is what I would say if I could see." lololol I laugh like a fool every time.
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@DreamLeaf5
The day humanity realizes that there is no objective reason to ascribe physical traits to gender identity is the day we achieve world peace. Nobel prizes and sex robots for everyone.
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@iamAtheistGirl
Ugh especially true in the work place. For some reason it's fine to be a theist and all but hold a sermon about your beliefs but the minute you challenge those beliefs with your own THEN it's against company policy to talk about religion.
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@DandyLionWine
@iamAtheistGirl
@SilentAmendment
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you a genuine Karen. Card holding member of the fun police here to scold us for behaving in a way she personally finds objectionable. Make certain your seat belts are fastened and try to enjoy the ride.
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@DoomScroling
I don't like legal arguments against abortion. Laws can change and have.
Morally speaking it is wrong to force people to donate their bodies to any cause while they're still alive. That includes forcing women to donate their wombs to a fetus.
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@mattcolville
Making an ex-storm trooper for one of the main characters was such a good idea. Could have dealt with themes like indoctrination, grooming, nationalism and jingoism but instead he was just a "what is happening!?" character. I wish things had been different.
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@matt_vanarsdall
@iamAtheistGirl
Doesn't matter, just like there was no reason to keep black people separate from white people, there is no reason to keep transwomen separate from CISters.
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@TrueAfricanHero
@ssundeefantweet
You pay for Twitter, you have ZERO room to call someone cringe.
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@DreamLeaf5
The only reason white people care about becoming a minority is because they recognize how poorly they treat minorities.
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@karaokecomputer
HILARIOUS! I mean it's kinda sad that a young girl like that has been indoctrinated into Zionism but that reaction was legitimately funny.
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@Dudeblade_X
@Wynsickle
@DroidLiberator
@ChernobylFruit
I could also fart into the wind, that'll for SURE help Palestine.
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@MrMatthewTodd
2023 hottest year
2024 dethrones 2023 as hottest year
In a stunning upset 2025 defeats 2024 for hottest year
2026 new hottest year edging a victory over 2025
2027 hottest year ever, much hotter than all previous years.
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@BrownstoneSteve
@ButLeeroy
@LadyDumplings
@JUSTMlGH
A living wage should be the standard for doing the job, not doing a great job. The notion that everyone must exceed expectations before they're allowed to earn a living is objectively harmful.
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@DoomScroling
Just conservatives out there showing the world that they don't know jack about how our country actually works. lol
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@iamAtheistGirl
I've been with only one woman who absolutely would not let me go down on her. She said it was "dirty" and I was like "Well duh, it's sex. It's supposed to be dirty. That's why we invented showers."
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@SlothSlayer26
@JoJoFromJerz
That's the thing though, there isn't really a check or balance on the SCOTUS. There needs to be a method for the people to remove justices that are clearly corrupt.
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@Lilith_Atheist
Religious conservatives will complain about bottom surgery for trans people but say nothing about actual forced child mutilation.
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@EmmaTolkin
I don't know what this discourse is, I would help a friend if I could and they needed it and at the same time I'd understand if my friend couldn't or just didn't feel like helping me in those situations.
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@Lilith_Atheist
There are more cases of abuse from Republican senators than from drag queens.
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@vcakelives
@moonlit_misfit
If you need me to state the obvious I will. The IDF is objectively evil.
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@Wynsickle
How DARE you spew this FILTH where I can see it!? You should be ashamed ASHAMED I say!
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@NicholasMorris_
@cottoncandaddy
@Gudetube
@LostLandsMayor
Please, PLEASE post the source saying cows, sheep, and pigs kill the same number of birds every year as feral cats do.
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@Philosophymeme0
Any system that separates a child from the larger community is a bad system. Children are at the most risk from their own parents or other family members so putting them in the exclusive care of those people without any contact with someone outside that group is bad.
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@t22724492
@moonlit_misfit
I am not going to argue about validity of tactics. The outcomes matter more. After that attack, the results have been an increase in IDF bombings, tens of thousands dead, and support for Palestine in the west took a huge hit. Valid or not, the attack was horrific AND stupid.
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@DreamLeaf5
Sorbo is such a joke. He was such a huge part of my childhood cause I loved Hercules and Andromeda but now he's like JKR, an adult from my past who's work I admired who now spends their time making me wish they had died before Twitter became a thing.
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@hausofdecline
"Something about your face makes me feel like I can trust you, well anyway I'm really into garden gnome porn."
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@Blckplco14
@DreamLeaf5
Insulting the dead is fine. What are they gonna do about it? They're dead.
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@themarketswork
@KamalaHarris
Let's assume, that you're right and the Harris campaign paid these people to be there. Look how many they were able to afford. Now look at Trump's tiny little crowd in Montana, a red state and presumably MAGA country. Look at all those empty seats. Where is his support?
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@moonlit_misfit
Completely and 100% agree and anyone claiming to be "pro life" should spend all the money they're wasting trying to control women on research to make artificial wombs a reality. They won't cause they just want to control women and don't really care about life.
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@ask_aubry
I kinda get this "poorly designed" thought about myself. I've often lamented the fact that I don't have a third arm and hand. Two just isn't enough. I got my sandwich in one, my drink in the other, but no arm and hand for my cigarette. :(
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@TheOnion
Fun fact, it is easier to become a police officer than it is to become a manager at a Walmart.
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@DreamLeaf5
"I'm a conservative kid, of course my dad kisses me on the lips even though I told him not to."
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@ask_aubry
They're right tho, college shouldn't be 80K a year, it should be free. Those women should be allowed to dance for free.
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@mimi828
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He's got a rich daddy who can afford to buy him a career and media training. Like Michael Knowles, Ben Shapiro, Matt Walsh, and Steven Crowder he couldn't cut it in Hollywood so he fell back on being the face of fascism.
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@ppPepoComfy
I'm confused about what an "intimacy's mode" is. Surely that isn't what I think it is right? I'm just jaded and assuming the worst right? They're not being creepy weird with minors....right?
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@t22724492
@moonlit_misfit
Again, I don't give a wet shit about validity. I care about efficacy. The achieved nothing but the death of more Palestinians.
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@DreamLeaf5
I love the "hope this helps" passive aggression. Such an easy way to identify someone who would never say ANY of the shit they'll say online to your face.
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@DreamLeaf5
That has to be ironic right? That image is radiating LGBT energy like a big gay Chernobyl.
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@iamAtheistGirl
It's disgusting and to make matters worse is that most people in this country think trans people are the ones abusing children when it's conservatives and religious zealots who are responsible.
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@ask_aubry
I want to know which members of that woman's family are being held hostage to keep her married to that couch raping weirdo.
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@Lilith_Atheist
And even the sex categories are arbitrarily chosen. Like there's no reason we can't have as many sexes as there are varying degrees in biological sexual expression. I think there have to be at least two but there could be many many more if taxonomists wanted it that way.
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@iamAtheistGirl
The colors being assigned to their specific genders is an excellent example of how that shit can change because pink used to be associate with boys and men until sometime in the 40s businesses started associating the color with young girls.
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@VerminusM
@keffals
Why is Israel blaming all of Palestine for what Hamas did? Hamas is a few thousand extremists. It's not Palestine.
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@DreamLeaf5
I'm so unprepared to judge that guy. I'm over here like nodding and being all "yeah yeah okay" but something about him has me hesitating to just jump on board the band wagon.
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@vcakelives
@moonlit_misfit
I'm not condemning the victims. I'm condemning Hamas and I'm specifically condemning them for acts that they have proudly claimed credit for. In addition I'm blaming them for giving Israel the pretext to do all the evil that they have done.
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@jimmybaker2022
@Lilith_Atheist
Church attendance is down, please never stop revealing the true teachings of Christianity.
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@ask_aubry
I think that Kevin Sorbo enjoys eating live human children. And since I have yet to be proven wrong I must therefor be correct.
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@eadiaz57
Hard disagree, that scene was so clearly shoehorned in by executives because they know how popular the hippies are, but it has ZERO place in the over all plot. Instead of wasting that time on them, they SHOULD have let Jet do more than drive a wagon.
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@DreamLeaf5
The day people are able to wrap their heads around the fact that we're attracted to traits and not genders is going to be worthy of celebration. Like for real we'll be so fucking liberated they'll need parades to mark the occasion.
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@ask_aubry
It really is. "Hey honey, don't have sex with any boys because you belong to daddy okay?"
GROSS! 🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮
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@Marmel
I won't lie, under these circumstance I would support any action taken to deny Trump the office of President including military coups.
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@willycooper
@Lilith_Atheist
@darwintojesus
Well gee I wonder why church attendance is dropping like a stone?
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@iamAtheistGirl
This is why preying mantises cut the heads off the males they're having sex with.
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@MsUngovernable
I'll never understand how some gay people can treat bi-people the same way homophobes treat them and not understand that, that's what they're doing.
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@DrDman_7
@matt_vanarsdall
@iamAtheistGirl
It is the same, and I don't give a fuck if you're offended. You can eat 💩
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@punishedmother
They'll say he's a leftist who registered republican so he could sabotage republican primaries.
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@MsUngovernable
The accusation that you hype up your partner rings kinda hollow cause I didn't know you had one until just now reading this. I thought you were one of those Ace A-romantic people.
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@iamAtheistGirl
"Now that I have you under the effects of the numbing agent, how would you like to hear all about our lord and savior Jesus Christ? Gurgle if you're interested."
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@Michaelx1war
@kangminjlee
From the group of people known best for eating the "body" of their god's child.
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@BobWade534726
@joncoopertweets
Land doesn't vote Bob, people do. I'm fine with keeping the EC but the electoral votes need to be readjusted so that everyone gets the same amount of say over who the president is.
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@James_vanbronz
@Lilith_Atheist
You telling me you hate gay people and still have that haircut? Sending mixed signals my dude.
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@Against_Evil__
@Lilith_Atheist
Your god has no power over me. I'm more powerful than your god by virtue of my actually existing.
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@iamAtheistGirl
I'm here to give ya'll some truth so buckle up.
1. There is no god.
2. Punching Nazis is fine.
3. The Anarchist's Cook Book can be purchased for a little under $30 on Amazon.
4. The 1% can lose nine tenths of their wealth and would STILL be richer than most people.
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@moonlit_misfit
There is only one path to a true hierarchy-less society and it is through secularism. Religion is inherently hierarchical as it always involves some god or some concept that is greater than yourself.
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@GARFIELDASMITH
@Lilith_Atheist
Jesus hangout with like 12 other dudes and only one woman. The guy was 100% gay.
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