jo beanz
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i’m trying to tweet more. | children’s event planner
baltimore.
Joined January 2009
I’ll nvr forget when my then 4yo son said to me “mommy, remember I was born but then I died and went to heaven and came back again bc you were sad?”& then he just went back to playing his tablet like it was nothing 😭. I miscarried a yr before he was born so my mind was blown. 🤯
Fam, little kids will come outta nowhere with something profound then go back to their Roblox game. Have you like
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Period, Doug!
🚨 BREAKING: @DouglasEmhoff reportedly confronted Bruce Fischer, the husband of Senator Deb Fischer, during the inauguration. Emhoff pointedly asked Fischer, “Why would you try to shake my hand when you wouldn’t shake my wife’s hand?” This came after Fischer had declined to shake Vice President Harris's hand but attempted to greet Emhoff. Hell yes! 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏
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People are insane. I’m so glad they recorded this. And Larry was no help at all! 😩
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@tatalaPeachez literally same except i had my baby in feb and just signed the lease last week. God is amazing and this year was exhausting.
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@tatalaPeachez lol it’s ok sis. we listen and we don’t judge! and our babies is our lil ghetto blessings 😭🫶🏾
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BROWS SNATCHED OK?! 🤌🏾
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If anyone needs the number to Santa’s hotline it’s (605) 313-0691. You can call him and leave him a voicemail. Everytime my children are being naughty, I put my phone on speaker and blows that number up, chile. I been calling that man since July. 😭🎄
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RT @OldEngland1066: A group of fun-loving friends have recreated a photo from their first girls' holiday - more than 50 years later. https:…
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Ever since God promised to make my enemies my footstool, my foot been on their necks. And I ain’t letting up! - Psalm 110:1
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If they do I’m deadass reporting my cleaning lady. BYE MARIA!!
Do Ice still give out rewards for reporting undocumented Latinos?
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Moving forward, I will not be marching for shit. Good fucking luck.
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