Joanna Simon
@joannasiimon
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so is your husband's erectile dysfunction, Donna. so come talk to me when my taxes aren't contributing to your shitty sex life
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bisexuals who have boyfriends are still bisexual.
bisexuals who have girlfriends are still bisexual.
bisexuals who choose to date no one are STILL bisexual.
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i was having a pretty nice day but then i remembered that jake paul exists
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so many straight girls commenting “when boys dress like this😍” but all i wanna know is where to buy those shirts
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i may be depressed, anxious, unemployed, insecure, and a little annoying but at least i’m not a trump supporter 😌
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can we end this trend of accusing girls of lying for attention anytime they come out as bisexual
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if you watch atypical and DONT have a crush on brigette lundy paine then please don’t speak to me ever again
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cause we’re all gay now
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"guns don't kill people, people kill people"
actually Susan, white terrorists with easy access to guns kill people so let's stop pretending this isn't about our fucking gun laws.
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sam from icarly was definitely a lesbian and u can’t change my mind
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YOU ARE NOT A BURDEN. you are beautiful and strong and i'm so sorry that we let you down today.
#transrightsarehumanrights
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if u didn’t have a gay crush on the main girl from stick it then you’re lying to yourself
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i can’t believe i have to pay rent during pride month that’s homophobic
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just because someone dies, doesn’t mean that we should forget all of the wrongs they did while they were alive or pretend they were a decent person. on another note, X did horrible things, but he should be sitting in a jail cell instead of being another victim of gun violence.
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i just came out to my laser girl today while she was in the middle of lasering my vagina so that was awkward
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i wish there was 10 more seasons of atypical that i could binge
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SO apparently the girl i saw with cara delevingne at erewhon last week was ASHLEY BENSON and wow that’s incredible i’m so gay and happy for them
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yeah seasonal depression is cool but have u ever been depressed for 12 years straight
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i always forget to post photos of myself on twitter so here u go
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last night amy told me that i’m universally attractive & everyone’s type and my ego has never been bigger
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might fuck around and cancel my plans to stay at home n cry
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find u a girl who can make small talk with the uber driver so u don’t have to
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why does existing cost so much money??? i didn’t ask for this
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queer musicians are better.
evidence: king princess, kehlani, hayley kiyoko
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i think i am the only person who likes when people post their spotify wrapped, for example if you have XXXtentation in your top artists i know to unfollow you
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honestly i'm pretty pissed that i have to die in a nuclear war now bc 11,000 of u dumbasses decided to vote for a dead gorilla
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straight white cis men should never be allowed to make decisions on anything and i think the past 800 years is enough evidence
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a concept for gay marriage: instead of one person taking the others last name, you just switch last names instead
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yesterday we took some PIX and i thought these were edgy
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let me be clear: i don’t give a single fuck about the “beauty community” drama, can you all just go ONE MONTH without making everything about yourselves?? anyways black lives matter i’ll link petitions below
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i feel like there’s a difference between making a mistake and making a conscious decision to hurt someone because you think you can get away with it but idk
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happy bi visibility day to all my bisexual babies! whether u are in the closet or out and proud, whether ur dating a boy, girl, or whoever, whether you’ve never been kissed or u kiss all the cuties, you are valid & i love u! 💕
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my mom asked me when i was going to grow my hair back out and in that moment i wanted to shave it all off
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both situations assume everyone is attracted to men lmao i hate society
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i hate you
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being bisexual is fun because you get disappointed by twice as many people
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the awkward thing about looking straight is that your coworkers think it’s ok to make homophobic comments to you
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I LOVE BUYING PRESENTS FOR PEOPLE I WISH I HAD UNLIMITED MONEY TO DO IT ALL THE TIME
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i can’t stress enough how much i am NOT a morning person, sometimes i’ll just cry if i don’t want to get up
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i recently discovered that i rlly stan camila cabello and i'm not sorry
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straight pride is not a thing and neither is the men’s rights movement or “reverse racism”
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this is a call out post for
@AlexisGZall
because we’ve been friends for over 3 years and she still won’t accept my friend request on facebook
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things i’m really good at:
-staying on task
-time management
-eating healthy
-going to bed before midnight
-lying to people on twitter
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my grandma just said "i think everyone's a little bi-curious, i've had women lovers" and i think she just got 10x cooler
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TRANS WOMEN ARE REAL WOMEN AND SHOULD BE CELEBRATED TODAY AS WELL
#internationalwomensday2018
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ive cried during every episode of queer eye so far this season, how’s your saturday going?
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why aren’t adult strollers a thing like what if i want my girlfriend to push me around like a smol child
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i miss amy and alexis and cammie and jack and steffan and rebecca and claudia and andrew and ava and chris
those r my PEOPLE
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all i’m asking for is more gay movies where the age difference doesn’t make me gag!!! it’s not hot it’s creepy
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so HYPOTHETICALLY if i were to put out some merch in the very near future, would any of u be interested ?
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i’m not a morning person
i’m not an afternoon person
i’m not a night time person
i’m not a person
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it’s 2019 people, who the fuck still thinks it’s okay to whistle at girls in public
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now let’s all take a moment to remember what’s really important in life, camila’s album
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I SAID YES!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️💍💍💍🥰🥰🎉🎉🎉 someone asked if i hate men
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my fav part about making drastic changes to my hair is not telling anyone and showing up to the party & causing a scene
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interesting how every single person without a mask on in public is also ugly
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i guess victoria’s secret is out, she’s transphobic, body shaming bitch
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if you have to be rude or disrespectful in order to be funny, then jokes on you! you’re actually not funny at all, ur just a bully!
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shopping for lingerie when you’re gay is so hard because it’s hard to focus on the underwear and not the hot women wearing it
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HAPPY NATIONAL COMING OUT DAY MY LITTLE GAYBIES💕 i’m proud of you for being you & for those of you in situations where coming our may not be the safest option, take your time. just know i love and support you🌈
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bisexual culture is wanting to sleep with david AND liza
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don’t hate me because i’m ugly, hate me because i’m poor
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was biden my first choice? no
was kamala my first choice? also no
but will i vote for them to save our democracy? absolutely
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