JMT 🍌
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Product Director, AdTech nerd, and Yuga maxi. 🖼 NFTs are the future. 🦍 BAYC #9720, #8024 🍌(imjmt.eth)
Washington, DC
Joined May 2021
PrObAbLy NoThInG…. …just the NFT battle royale shooter you’ve all been asking for 👀👀👀. (drop a comment 4 early access 🫡).#MadeByApes
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Ironically the 2 biggest rules for NFTs are:. - Make friends with everyone. - Trust absolutely no one.
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1997: “why are you investing in Amazon, they are just selling books online.”. 2021: “why are you investing in NFTs, you are just buying online images.”.
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After a 4 year pregnancy battle including 4 rounds of IVF, my wife and I welcomed our daughter into this world. What I learned:. - Women, you all are insanely strong. Mentally and physically. - Men, we have to lean on each other more. I needed it. Happy. Humbled. In love.
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Me at age 6 — wakes up, watches cartoons on the floor. Me at age 36 — wakes up, looks up cartoon floors.
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After today it’s official… if you are reading this, you’re going to make it. NFTs will change the world, and you were early.
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NFTs are the future. [My @hirst_official NFT compressed and cropped to 16:9, displayed on 43” @Samsung Frame w/ white bezel and mounted in my kitchen 🥰]
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I’m here to predict the future:. - Paperhands sell off their rare NFTs for a couple of ETH. - Whales have mountains of ETH & want diversified risk. - VCs have mountains of Dollars & want investment projects. - Whales & VCs buy your rare NFTs for the cheap. - NFTs go boom 📈.
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Random dude at the bar tonight hammered and bragging about his crypto knowledge. Said he has never heard of NFTs, but he’s in safemoon and “cardon-something.”. Ngmi.
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Like… is the team BUYING an actual bar in Miami? Bc if so, I might have to relocate my life.
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Am I a grown middle-aged man at a day spa getting a pedicure while buying cartoon jpegs? . Why yes… yes I am 💅.
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Panic sold $Nick at 30, anxiety purchase back at 40, now price back down to 30. Don’t be me kids. Choose Rich. Everytime. Stay Rich. $Nick. 💯.
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@randomfrankp Let me dumb it down for u:. - imagine if Andy Warhol drew a picture on an iPad. - & there was a way to verify that u owned the original picture he drew. - & a % rev share of all physical art Andy sold went to digital owners. - wouldn’t u want to own the digital?. Welcome to NFTs.
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Winning fiat is exciting, BUT STAYING BORED IS A FLEX 💪🏼. @themonarch00 and @BoredApeYC reminding y’all to flex hard & stay bored. That’s the real #vegasbaby!. #BAYC #StuApproved #Vegas
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How do I explain to my friends and family why a $25k offer for my picture of an ape is “way too cheap, it’s not even f-ing close.”.
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Looks like BigTech is finally going all-in on Web 3.0. 60,000 Facebook employees.140,000 Google employees.150,000 Apple employees. …10k Punks….…10k Apes….…. 🎉Bullish on bluechip NFTs🎉.
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At ApeFest I gave my “hug your bros” hat that supported mental health, to a random women who said she really liked it. Turns out it was Sia, and I had no clue lol. @Sia thanks for the big hug, genuine reaction, & now a really cool story!. The power of random acts of kindness 🥰.
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My prediction of the #BAYC Miami Clubhouse…. - It’s @BoredApeYC HQ . - The team launches an entire lifestyle brand based in HQ. - HQ has a built in bar. - Members can show up and tour/booze/hang. …kinda like TheChive when they were a startup w/ a mansion in Cali. EXCITED AF.
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. $Nick is doing $12M daily volume with a $22M MC and it’s listed on basically zero exchanges 🤯. Choose Rich. Everytime.
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Update: @BoredApeYC has finally been “wife approved.” All it took was her favorite artist of all time to ape in. Welcome @KygoMusic 🥂. WAGMI.
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I decided to start an NFT blog on @viamirror to help newbies join our degenerate jpeg lifestyle. I'm calling it "Web3 for the Masses," because who doesn't love a good @muratpak pun. Content is free, ideas are welcome, tips appreciated. WAGMI 🤝.
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gmgm. Get F-ing ready!! Something big is brewing in web3 gaming. Reply for early access 🫡#MadeByApes
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@blargcrypto Here’s my 2c. - no1 has liquidity for everything they want. - make a decision to buy or sell each NFT based on your liquidity needs. - never look back; always forward.
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Caring about floor price requires too much energy. Choose Bored. 🍌
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Lazy Lions popping up all over my Twitter. Real (non-troll) question — what is *unique* about this project?.
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Unpopular Opinion: .- I hate the whole “once an ape always an ape” narrative. No hard feelings if you leave the club, but why is BAYC the only community where we congratulate people for being “alumni”. Mutants are 2.5 ETH. If you wanted in, you’d be in. I’m in.
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For those curious, the @hirst_official high-res downloads are UNREAL quality… file size is 86.7M *just* for the file of the front of the piece 🤯. It’s like it’s taken with the f-ing Hubble Telescope.
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Been part of @GutterCatGang for 12 hours and let me tell you, the community is 💯💯💯. Lower supply makes it a niche group, full of some pretty stand-up collectors. Thanks for the warm-welcome gang 🤜🏼🤛🏼
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I just told my wife I wouldn’t sell my Ape even if someone offered me $50k. yada yada yada. I’m sleeping in the couch tonight lol.
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I’m gonna go out on a limb and make a bold prediction…. $Gang becomes $Ape. 🐈⬛🤝🦍.
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The year is 2031…. - BAYC is a decade old. - The floor is either 0 or 500 ETH. - Beanie still tweets ape FUD every damn day. - I’m still holding. Still bored. 🍌🫡
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The right ticker is $Nick. He’s the 🐐 and that’s the meme. I don’t make the rules, I just Choose Rich everytime.
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Last night I sold half of my $ENS to buy an insanely low priced @GutterCatGang leopard dog. Today $ENS pumps ~40%…. …still *absolutely zero* regrets. Gang MFing Gang. 💎🙌🎉.
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GM. 15 mutants sold in the last hour. Do with that info what you want. 🤝.
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The most important takeaway from the #BAKC basketball drop is that it was orchestrated *prior* to dog minting. That’s why some puppers have hoops on their side 🧠. If u don’t realize that this is a multi-year, multi-narrative, NFT-to-Brand project, u arent paying enough attention.
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@coinfessions Sell the ape then buy another ape. - Get massive tax write off for ‘22. - Still have ape to sell for gains in future. Scrub-a-dub-dub 🛀🧼💦.
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Gm @GutterCatGang $GANG. If you’re farmering $GANG $GANG via @YugenLBS. Drop a reply. 👀 @GutterToken LFG
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Liked the BAYC/MAYC merch, but next drop I’d love to see some lower-key gear I’m not getting robbed for wearing. Hook me w some socks, a flask, pair of flops, maybe sunglasses with a little logo on the temple. Dare I say dog bandana?. I’m too old and not cool enough for flashy 😅.
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What’s your favorite NFT that isn’t really worth much? . …the fact this isn’t worth 10E is beyond me. Fucking love this guy.
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Yoooooo @GutterCatGang is back! $Gang is dropping with rewards for social interactions. Ref link: See below to prove it’s real. GANG-GANG
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@katienotopoulos As someone who works professionally in Web2 journalism, I wish you had held yourself to higher standards when writing this article. I hope you take this time to reflect on what’s more important: long term reputation or short term pageviews.
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3D apes are sick af. Always have been. Always will be. (If you know, you’re an OG)
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- It took 30 days to hit a 0.69E floor. - Just 218 days later, we’re at a 69E floor. - And we’re still the same bunch of degens 🤣 . @Herb_Castillo, time to !strip 🎉. @BoredApeYC 🚀🌖
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What are the odds the @BoredApeYC Trezor Hunt takes place on the Otherside…. …and why is it 100% 🧠🧠🧠
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Me showing my wife roadmap 2.0: … … …. My wife: …well let’s fucking go to Miami . I’m one lucky SOB 🥂.
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@LoganJames @cr0ssETH I’m minting these 0xTrumans later tonight if anyone wants in — 0.0420E Dutch auction.
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PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR THE FUCKING MOON. THE FLOOR IS FUCKING LAVA. LAMBO NOW. LFG🚀🚀🚀
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@Loopifyyy @OthersideMeta EXACTLY. This move is smart af. Basically a whitelist without a whitelist. Trims the fat & creates mass fomo. Secondary 📈, coins lock, supply📉 price 📈. Just when I thought the team couldnt get any smarter they go ahead and do something like this… and TOTALLY BLOW MY MIND.
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I put this in the survey, but I don’t think the @BoredApeYC IRL Clubhouse should be a “bar” or “soho house” model. I think it should be more a web3 “incubator” space. Power start-ups by day, open bar on nights/weekends. This space needs more builders. Apes are builders.
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Twitter embeds are literally giving @BoredApeYC billions and billions of free media exposure impressions. Every embedded Elon tweet across every article on every major news outlet… boom. Apes. …it’s all very boring.
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