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i’m still a believer but i don’t know why

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@jlb26_
jodie
2 years
i hope dear john taylor’s version is 30 minutes long
@ExquisiteWill
Exquisite Armantè
2 years
“Give me back my girlhood” JOHN MAYER YOU ARE GOING TO HELL
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jodie
6 years
“What are you gonna spend your 50 grand on?” “We’ve just been eating to be honest” WHAT A FUCKING MOOD This is why Jack and Dani won #LoveIslandReunion
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@santanultimate
boy better know
7 months
What has been the most iconic football moment of 2023?
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jodie
2 months
why they going home in full kits like they’ve just had PE last period on a friday
@siriustarxs
Nαℓu: Jurídico Vivianne Miedema
2 months
Quero morrer mano 😭😭😭😭😭👎
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@jlb26_
jodie
29 days
“where is your wife” “at Pilates” SAM PLEASE 😭😭😭😭😭 deeply deeply unserious woman
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@CaptainMohando
Captain Mohando 2.0  (Road to 1k followers)
3 months
Name one good thing that came from Australia.
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@jlb26_
jodie
3 months
after they spent a week crying about dirty chelsea and apparent time wasting yeah that tracks. zero shame whatsoever
@grandehaiz
Leonie
3 months
Irene 😭
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@jlb26_
jodie
12 days
“your club” and “undergoing a period of transition that doesn’t align with my career” is absolutely wild to put in a goodbye message 😭😭😭😭😭
@FanzineWSL
Fanzine WSL
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Mary Earps bids farewell to Manchester United via Instagram ❤️
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@jlb26_
jodie
3 months
nobody in the history of west ham united has ever said “go hammies” lmaoooo i cannot she’s so american 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@hopeless_th
Jann
3 months
she's ridiculous. ridiculously adorable.
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jodie
3 months
lmao poor kristie is gonna have to plan an entire wedding by herself and just tell sam when to show up
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jodie
29 days
of course it was sam’s idea ffs girl don’t give up the day job 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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jodie
2 months
THE PHOTOS WE ALL WAITED FOR 21, 22, 23, 24 💙🏆
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@ZeciraMusovic
Zećira Mušović
2 months
Say hello to my English friend 🏆🥰
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@jlb26_
jodie
2 months
“if you need someone to take a penalty in the 120+ minute…give me a call” maren 😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔
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jodie
3 months
i literally love sam mewis so much man as if the security guard at stamford bridge just let her record a video on the pitch cos the dazn employee told him she’d won the world cup 😭😭😭😭
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@jlb26_
jodie
6 years
“I think Alex went on a date with a Ferrari. I would say he probably should’ve paid more attention to Alexandra on their final date” JOSH WITH THE TRUTH TEA alex hasn’t mentioned alexandra once talking about the date,,, all he’s on about is the fucking car #loveisland
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@jlb26_
jodie
5 months
what the fuck is her problem, you’re literally winning & not even involved in the challenge. just coming over to start beef for no reason??? sick and tired of the double standards in this league by the officials, media, broadcasters and fans
@leahsrusso_
els ✧ is still mourning YAIL
5 months
katie man 😭😭😭
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@jlb26_
jodie
10 months
i cannot cope they are so unserious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@jlb26_
jodie
6 months
i speak for every WSL fan when i say i cannot wait for her first experience with rebecca welch and emily heaslip
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Jann
6 months
I love when kmew gets sassy with the refs.
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@jlb26_
jodie
16 days
no way nikita parris turned down a million dollar move to the courage to end up training in portacabins
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jodie
4 months
who scored for the tillies today
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@jlb26_
jodie
6 months
“she’s in good hands” when i say im gonna throw up
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jodie
2 years
shirley getting the tiny shoes out and telling fleur her footwork was too heavy and marking her down for it vs saying tony made mistakes but it was an improvement and at least he tried???? when are we going to address this blatant misogyny im so tired of her #strictly
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@jlb26_
jodie
5 months
gorry being so open about being a mum in professional football is actually everything, still pulling a shift like she did after your toddler is sick everywhere and having to take her home is iconic. mama power❤️
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jodie
5 months
harper who scored for the matildas today
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@jlb26_
jodie
2 months
i genuinely can’t wait for her chaos to be brought to the uswnt, carli lloyd is gonna have a field day and half of america will want her fired after the first game
@WomensGameMIB
The Women's Game
2 months
Manager Emma Hayes had this message for Chelsea fans after her final home match where her side scored 8 to go up on goal difference against title rivals Man City: “Let me be clear. It’s not f*cking over.” 💙⚽
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jodie
1 year
loving the transparency of var audio now being shared with fans across the sport, but especially in a big occasion for the women’s game where it’s been used for the first time in the fa cup final
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jodie
2 years
BBC very badly editing olivia rodrigo’s glastonbury set to exclude her performing fuck you with lily allen … yeah it’s not a good look given the message behind the performance
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jodie
4 months
another emma hayes classic, quadruple or nothing 😭😭
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jodie
5 months
everyone say thank you ellie carpenter for the most iconic video of the season
@ZeciraMusovic
Zećira Mušović
5 months
Le Clean Sheet in France 😉🙏🏼
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jodie
7 months
blonde ✅ 30+ ✅ non functional knees ✅ arsenal will be calling her any day now
@lucybronzey
kat linnea
7 months
LUCY HAS BLOND HAIR???
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jodie
3 months
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@Erafutbolfem
Era Fútbol Femenino
3 months
🎙️ Aitana sobre el juego del Chelsea: 🗣️"Sabíamos que jugaban así, para mí, sucio. Hemos avisado a la árbitra, pero no depende de nosotras" 🗣️"Si la árbitra les permite que se tiren al suelo y pierdan tiempo... debemos aprender a jugar así también" 📹 @esport3
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@jlb26_
jodie
6 months
the height difference between mayra and erin is absolutely killing me 😭😭😭😭
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jodie
8 months
guro 🥹🥹🥹🥹
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jodie
3 months
im not seeing any abuse directed zelem’s way for this btw and we all know why
@CFCWdaily
Chelsea Women Daily
3 months
The shirt pull from Katie Zelem on Lauren James
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jodie
3 months
criminally disrespected by england fans
@BBCMOTD
Match of the Day
3 months
Another game, another assist for Lauren James 🔑 That's now 13 goal involvements in her last 11 England appearances🎯⚽ #BBCFootball
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jodie
1 month
bonmati might’ve won a world cup and the ballon d’or but she’ll never be barclays enough for our great league
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jodie
4 months
like clockwork the media turned it straight back onto meghan and harry in a situation that had absolutely nothing to do with them. hope this has opened peoples eyes to realise they were always telling the truth about that invisible contract btwn palace and media!
@misanharriman
Misan Harriman
4 months
The original Jpeg without the black and White grade, I expect a full apology and retraction from @MailOnline @Telegraph @victoria_ward No trees or meadows were moved or swapped, this is the image straight out of camera. Also that is a Jacaranda Tree, not a willow tree.
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jodie
7 months
what is going on in sweden 😭
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jodie
3 months
jessie talking about her friendship with niamh and how sam liked to poke fun at her 😭🥲🥲🥲🥲 i actually miss her so much
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jodie
4 months
“wondering how j flem is” 🥺🥺🥺
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jodie
2 months
we are not the same
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@ChelseaFC
Chelsea FC
2 months
Five wins in a row to finish the season. 👏 #CFC | #CheBou
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jodie
4 months
THATS MY CAPTAIN !! pashun merchant and 100% win rate in tact 🔥🔥🔥
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jodie
4 months
THE ARSENAL PLAYERS ARE WEARING CHELSEA’S AWAY KIT SOCKS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA THIS IS BARCLAYS HERITAGE
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@jlb26_
jodie
6 years
excuse me heathers audience can u pls be more enthusiastic carrie hope fletcher just ripped her top open in front of ur very eyes why u no cheer
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jodie
5 months
“forever reminiscing about that one practice we had” SHIT AINT FUNNY STOP LAUGHING ???
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jodie
2 months
NIAMH AND ERIN LIFTED THE TROPHY TOGETHER 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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jodie
2 months
what the fuck is that caption supposed to mean don’t do this to me sam
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jodie
7 months
sam being the only female player on the list, she is the prime minister of australia actually
@StokeyyG2
george
7 months
Most searched players by Country in 2023. What is this…😭😭😭
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jodie
5 months
emma ????? i actually cannot with how iconic her insta era is why’s she doing a poll on her post match interview about whether her hair is better up or down 😭😭😭😭
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jodie
6 months
last ever family photo 😭💔💔💔💔
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jodie
4 months
KRISTIE MEWIS MY FAVOURITE CHELSEA FAN
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jodie
5 months
i hate giving attention to these people but the continued racism towards LJ has to be called out. these comments are on the latest arrival video, even a video of her WALKING attracts abuse. how can you not see the way she’s treated comparatively to white players
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jodie
2 months
everyone abandoned niamh so she got a new family 🥲🥲🥲
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jodie
7 months
“which team are you excited to play?” “chelsea obviously, man united, city…its gonna feel good saying im playing these historically reputable teams” and nothing for arsenal that’s my girl !
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jodie
6 years
sorry but im with john on this one, what’s the difference between him as a gay man and nick as a straight man picking up a woman’s knickers just to put them on a washing line??? there’s not exactly any sexual connotations to doing laundry?? #imaceleb
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jodie
4 months
sisterhood of the travelling armband 🥰🫶💙 @Mdawg1bright @samkerr1 @erincuthbert_ @guro_reiten
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jodie
6 months
i am severely depressed rn
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jodie
1 year
keira stretchered off after saying i’ve done my knee
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jodie
7 months
maika magic on and off the pitch 🪄🪄🪄
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jodie
2 months
maybe she had a point
@bethhh1020
beth
2 months
where’s that video of sam asking kristie if the uswnt works on set pieces😭😭
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jodie
8 months
sam’s had to withdraw from international duty cos she’s mourning snacks, so real of her
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jodie
6 years
is it still acceptable to scream when carrie runs on stage as veronica after the makeover and during dead girl walking in the west end because im gonna do it anyway
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jodie
2 months
sam and maika are an extremely precious duo 🥹🥲
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jodie
8 months
sam and aggie 🥹🥹🥹
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jodie
2 months
T4 🫶🫶
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jodie
6 months
“harper say cheese” 😭🥰❣️
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jodie
4 months
wow so many chelsea fans, western sydney wanderers you have gained a fan in me
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jodie
2 months
emma’s just left the stadium drinking a beer and thanked us, tapped the badge as she walked away 🥹💙 you’ll always be chels
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jodie
2 months
do you know how sick this is that even the builders are mourning
@cfcwzecira
jess | FIVE PEAT
2 months
never mind what you’re doing to us LOOK WHAT YOU’VE DONE TO THE BUILDERS😭😭😭
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jodie
5 months
sam’s walking without crutches get her on the pitch !!!!
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jodie
6 months
no olympics, no UWCL redemption, 5th league win in a row gone, didn’t even get to her 100th goal, macario hasn’t even come back from her ACL and now emma’s off to manage the yanks lord im not your strongest soldier
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jodie
5 months
“go tillies” this has singlehandedly cured my depression wow please have harper announce every squad from now on
@TheMatildas
CommBank Matildas
5 months
🎤 We asked a special friend to help us announce our #Paris2024 Round 3 Olympic Qualifiers squad! #Matildas #TilitsDone #AllezAUS @KatrinaGorry
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jodie
1 month
crying at sam flexing the ring and then commenting ‘i am 5’7 for every smart ass about to comment’ 😭😭 i love them
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jodie
3 years
@DollRevolution Sadly that seems to be exactly what they expect, that they can write story after story about him and Meghan, absolutely destroy their mental health, breach their privacy on multiple occasions and continue to do so without remorse because ‘it’s what they signed up for’ 🙄
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jodie
4 months
I WILL BE CRYING ABOUT THIS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
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jodie
2 months
emma went 12 years without a card and im almost certain sonia will be sent off in her first season 😭😭😭
@__Nnenna___
Nnenna
2 months
Bomboclaat when she witness Heaslip and Welch masterclass in a derby;
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jodie
29 days
in all the madness i forgot to say again thank you so much kristie mewis for joining a relegation battle to keep sam at chelsea you are an excellent fiancée and we are indebted to you forever go hammies
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jodie
3 months
blah blah blah stop infantilising women’s football let managers scrap
@SuzyWrack
Suzy Wrack
3 months
Was Emma Hayes’ comments about Jonas Eidevall on the touchline OK? Was her push OK? Were his actions OK? A few thoughts in here…
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jodie
10 months
niamh visiting magda and pernille instead of playing a pre season game is so funny actually
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jodie
1 month
just in case you forgot who she plays for !
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jodie
6 months
is sam taking too many pain meds what is she going on about 😭😭😭😭
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jodie
29 days
“you will find a home at chelsea” oh she loves us so much 😭💙💙💙💙
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jodie
2 months
hannah 💔💔💔 we refuse to accept it too
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jodie
4 months
We signed Ramirez as a Kerr replacement but little did we know we had a replacement in the squad all along in the form of a tiny German midfielder
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jodie
9 months
CFCW dressing room today 💙💙
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jodie
2 months
i really don’t want to be one of those so called armchair experts but genuinely how is jill roord running on grass already, im super happy for her but SK20 what are you doing if not taking selfies in the gym mirror
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jodie
1 year
harry personally naming piers morgan in his court case and dragging him into legal proceedings is truly the greatest day of my life, i hope he gets every bit of karma coming to him
@BeccaBarry
Rebecca Barry
1 year
“As a consequence of me bringing my Mirror Group claim, both myself and my wife have been subjected to a barrage of horrific personal attacks and intimidation from Piers Morgan, who was the Editor of the Daily Mirror between 1995 and 2004…
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jodie
7 months
THIS is what we mean by blatant bias and racism in football. everyone, inc so called ‘neutrals’ posting the LJ clip, even bbc sport, but not a word about this elbow to the face from a white player??? nobody calling her dirty, aggressive, disgrace, etc. THAT is the difference
@Compscfcw_
CfcwComps’
7 months
It’s a coming together😭
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jodie
5 months
tik tok is the pits of hell
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jodie
3 months
losing to united and then beating barca at home and ending their 5 year home streak is so chelsea i love this silly little club
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jodie
4 months
racially aggravated harassment you know all for a white police officer omfg biggest abuse of power against a non white openly gay woman i ever saw
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jodie
9 months
the FIRST SLIDE???? oh she’s not even soft launching anymore this is a full ring flex 😭😭
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jodie
7 months
GURO AND SAM GAVE MAIKA A HAIRCUT ???? WHAT IS OCCURRING IN COBHAM 😭😭😭
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jodie
6 months
never change kmewis 😭😭😭
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jodie
4 months
this is the crux of emma’s answer on player to player relationships, she was mostly explaining the challenges that are presented to her having to manage them and their circumstances.
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jodie
5 months
no seriously fuck this season, not had any ACL injuries for YEARS and suddenly 3 at once and 2 on international duty????? the universe is so so cruel doing this to us in emma’s final season
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jodie
6 months
hannah welcoming mayra in spanish 🥹🥹
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jodie
2 months
maika and sam 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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jodie
2 months
end of season awards night pls deliver the content @ CFCW players
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