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Jordan Lamonte III

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This country is cooked.

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@jlamonteIII
Jordan Lamonte III
4 months
@notcapnamerica @KamalaHarris 1. Eye contact 2. Active listening 3. Affirmation 4. Reinforcement 5. Support This is what it’s like watching an authentic human being interact with others. She’s amazing at it. The other side can’t even order donuts.
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@jlamonteIII
Jordan Lamonte III
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@notcapnamerica Why are they so interchangeable? Like they can’t exist on their own, but like carbon copy drones. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
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@jlamonteIII
Jordan Lamonte III
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@electMikeHarvey @mcuban @rhemrajani9 @DOGE It’s hilarious ANYONE believes these people are trying to be genuine with their efforts. I mean, how disingenuous do people have to be in your face before you believe them? It’s astonishing how dumb this country has become. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
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@jlamonteIII
Jordan Lamonte III
5 hours
@ShamsCharania 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️
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@jlamonteIII
Jordan Lamonte III
6 hours
@notcapnamerica @serenawilliams @kendricklamar SERENAAAAAAA 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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@jlamonteIII
Jordan Lamonte III
6 hours
@Travon Can we just cancel the game and continue with Kendrick for the next hour? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@jlamonteIII
Jordan Lamonte III
7 hours
@atrupar Bad game, bad commercials. The only saving grace could be Kendrick. Outside of that, snoozefest.
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@jlamonteIII
Jordan Lamonte III
7 hours
@RottenTomatoes Why are they on a Wheaties box? JFC, the 2025 box office is gonna crash, isn’t it? 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
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@jlamonteIII
Jordan Lamonte III
7 hours
@LukeBarnett Kendrick gon have to save all this. The game sucks & the commercials are lame. NEXT
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@jlamonteIII
Jordan Lamonte III
9 hours
@mcuban @DOGE Saying “government needs to be smaller & more efficient,” while on its face not incorrect, just completely ignores the fact around why they’re doing this in the first place. If their intentions were actually to achieve that it would be one thing but that isn’t what they’re doing.
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@jlamonteIII
Jordan Lamonte III
9 hours
@notcapnamerica There ain’t much you can do with that. It just kind of is what it is.
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@jlamonteIII
Jordan Lamonte III
14 hours
@sillyexgf 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️
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@jlamonteIII
Jordan Lamonte III
14 hours
@TheTennisLetter Well said!! Keepin it classy. 🔥🔥🔥
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@jlamonteIII
Jordan Lamonte III
14 hours
@TroIISports The woman at the end gets it perfectly correct. “The Superbowl because I’m American.” Spot on. It’s that narrow perspective that tricks people into thinking they’re the center of the world. Globally, the World Cup is watched by over 3x as many people. ☠️☠️☠️
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@jlamonteIII
Jordan Lamonte III
14 hours
@pitdesi All of it is preposterous and anyone who spent a semester in Econ 101 could tell you that. They are looking to cut without looking to raise and everyone knows that’s incredibly stupid. A disaster will break out by early next year. Just watch.
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@jlamonteIII
Jordan Lamonte III
14 hours
@serge_golubev @pitdesi It will not be interesting at all. It will be reckless & irresponsible, plunge our country further into the abyss and the end result won’t even be close to achieving the desired result. Bookmark this tweet so you can tell me I’m right later.
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@jlamonteIII
Jordan Lamonte III
15 hours
@BrooklynNets @BenSimmons25 Thank you for leaving. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@jlamonteIII
Jordan Lamonte III
16 hours
@atrupar Some people in this country are such parasites. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
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@jlamonteIII
Jordan Lamonte III
16 hours
@notcapnamerica 💯 CUT!! Marion, let’s do a take where you don’t rapidly move your head down at the end.
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@jlamonteIII
Jordan Lamonte III
16 hours
@atrupar Honestly, Dems had the chance to beat these fools and they supposedly lost, so I’m not really down with all this performative nonsense. Find a real way to stop these crackpots.
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@jlamonteIII
Jordan Lamonte III
16 hours
@atrupar No, they absolutely would not. They have healthcare that won’t bankrupt them and far fewer nuts with guns.
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