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@jkouns

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Managing Partner, JK2hi Founder @RVAsec @MontpelierColl Previously @riskbased @OSVDB @DataLossDB @JMU MBA Information Security @Colts @Orioles & @Capitals Fan

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@jkouns
Jake
8 years
You know, you don't act like a data scientist. You're more like a game show host.
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Jake
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The truth is that I don't like people much. And they don't much like me.
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Jake
3 days
You play in dirt, you get dirty.
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Jake
4 days
The definition of a data breach still eludes most people... even security professionals.
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5 days
“This is the...largest IT security breach in our country’s history.... You can’t un-ring this bell. Once these DOGE guys have access to these data systems, they can ostensibly do with it what they want.”
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4 days
Money ain't got no owners, only spenders.
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Jake
5 days
Great win by @JMUWBasketball today and I think we need to start recruiting the @DoorGorilla mascot! #GoDukes
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Jake
6 days
You're way over the line next thing you're out of your mind.
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6 days
Good things come when they come.
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@jkouns
Jake
8 days
Opposing teams are constantly trying to track @CoachPSpradlin play calls, additionally tonight this guy is tasked with overall stats for @JMUMBasketball aka the "Pukes".
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Jake
8 days
The game is out there, and it's either play or get played.
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Jake
9 days
A single lie discovered is enough to create doubt in every truth expressed.
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Jake
9 days
My wife has been binging Virgin River on Netflix, and I’m officially in hell. If you haven’t seen it, imagine a Hallmark movie and a daytime soap opera had a love child… and then abandoned it in a dumpster behind a Target. Whoever recommended this to her, what did I ever do to you? Oh look, another season is coming. Lucky me.
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@jkouns
Jake
10 days
You can lead an entrepreneur to water, but you can't make them drink.
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Jake
10 days
Data has been the new oil for a very long time now.
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Jake
12 days
Always trust your Spidey sense. It’s rarely wrong.
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Jake
14 days
Craziness at the @JMUMBasketball game and looked like FLOP
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Jake
14 days
@Shane_DNRSports real cold
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@jkouns
Jake
15 days
Blue steel, gentlemen.
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Jake
16 days
Every man must have a code.
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Jake
17 days
Olly olly oxen free
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