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Jimmie

@jimjimmiejames

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3 months
@SeibtNaomi @stillgray Tell that to the “staged” “bb gun” conspiracy theorists.
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@stillgray I don’t need to listen to this for 4 minutes to know it probably has something to do with not wanting to listen to this for 4 minutes.
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@stillgray pretty fire when you add a beat
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@KEEMSTAR I think if someone commissions art from a CP artist that did a direct rendition of your own kid it's okay to make the exception on your own rule.
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@jimjimmiejames
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@reddit_lies Anyone: "I hate when people love Hitler." Reddit: "I [...] love Hitler."
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@stillgray yo you got that elon upside-down smile bruh
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2 months
@KEEMSTAR @kristyson_ Nothing - because this isn't an apology bro. Any qualifier like "if it hurt anyone" and "not my intent" deflects accountability. He is also not owning the actual behavior as "wrong". This is PR damage control don't fall for it.
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@rawsalerts discord lmfao "bro you're cheating you fucking suck" "your mom bro, I'm coming over to your house right now" "i'm in the military bro don't even play" "prove it" *leaks documents*
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@hodgetwins @CallofDuty @charlieINTEL Him: Leave kids alone. Activision:
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@reddit_lies "Stop politicizing my child's death!" *immediately politicizes his child's death* *says nothing about people further politicizing his child's death but this time it's according to his preference*
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@ClownWorld_ Well by identifying as nonbinary he had to remove the “girl” from “girlfriend” making them just “friends”
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1 year
@LeadingReport BREAKING: Whistleblower who exposed the ‘Biden bribery scheme’ has been *unsurprisingly* found dead. Fixed it for you
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1 year
@TheRabbitHole84 is anyone studying mental development? How can it be safe to suppress hormonal development at that age but widely considered unhealthy to do certain activities like, go to a strip club?
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@Timcast manic inhales always help your point
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3 years
The holy grail of equations Starring: @BillyM2k @elonmusk & Cheems Mcwowmoonystein
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@reddit_lies Now chart the diseases
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@ClownWorld_ poor guy had to get up off his comfy ass cuck chair
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@MarioNawfal Call me crazy, but a really easy way to keep them alive would be to let them go home.
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4 months
@MattWalshBlog Gotta find out how people generate mass from nothing and unlock truly sustainable energy
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3 months
@stillgray If they spend their time filming themselves cry about things maybe it’s time to force them to leave the nest. Shouldn’t get to that point in the first place though
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@RubinReport People cheered hard for that statement. They clearly stand strong against people messing with the minnowinellerica unless you wanlegetthebenefit.
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@stillgray A few months later:
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@reddit_lies “Do I pass?”
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9 months
@TheRabbitHole84 @mcuban Sounds like Mark believes his goals align with DEI, so he supports it. But rather than allow businesses to make these decisions on their own, he also believes the DEI should enforce those same beliefs on other businesses. Which is the real issue.
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@TRHLofficial Reading a book about Einstein will make your kid smarter. Teaching a kid about frogs doesn't groom them to become a frog, but teaching a kid "you can be a frog.. in fact, you might be a frog trapped in a human body" is a completely different analogy.
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@stillgray when you don't scale with corner handles
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@HumansNoContext How many times we gonna stage this kinda stuff
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3 years
If ⁦ @McDonalds ⁩ had a even a brief exchange with ⁦ @elonmusk ⁩ & ⁦ @mcuban ⁩ ⁩ about just how practical it would be to #acceptdoge , we could open valuable doors to conversations needing to be had about crypto regarding ERP, COA & GAAP.
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1 year
@TheRabbitHole84 @NBCNews I get it. Anti-trans-ideologues said “they’re coming for your children” first so activists responded by chanting it like “look at us, all dangerous and loving. watch out kids!” (They ‘intend’ it as sarcasm) Problem is you can’t chant those words while a half naked man in a furry
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3 years
Dogeboy McWowmoonystein full sending $DOGE to the moon in #TokyoOlympics this year! #DogeToTheMoon #DoOnlyGoodEveryday
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2 years
@BillyM2k @lexfridman free speech is going to lose meaning fast at this rate
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When you see that Christopher Lloyd is trending
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Here's @elonmusk and @elonmusk passing something back and forth and examining it.
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1 year
@celestevilnueva @unusual_whales They're the bootstrap, tough-as-nails, hard working, no-participation-trophy, climb-the-ladder, no-debt, save-up, rub-some-dirt-in-it, uphill-both-ways generation. They should be fine.
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@stillgray Jokes on them I sharted in that exact container a few minutes earlier.
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@reddit_lies literally everyone in those subreddits:
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@hodgetwins Who brags on the internet about stealing a fookin Lunchable?
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1 year
@stillgray when you shit your pants and are calculating all options simultaneously
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@reddit_lies "She has 3 kids.. get this... NO twins... pregnant THREE whole times; am I right my CF friends? *high-five* can't believe this BOZO would endure all that for life-changing Storge Love I will spitefully never experience"
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@rawsalerts Imagine that working lol "Oh sorry! Nevermind, you're free to go sir!"
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@ClownWorld_ When you repair your car with "vibes"
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@ClownWorld_ to promote their OF
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@stillgray now do hillary and joe for the exact same offense
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3 years
Choose your #dogecoin battles carefully and ask yourself, "Is it really worth it?"
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@ClownWorld_ Meanwhile in the US you get 6 years on good behavior
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@elonmusk My Bidet vs My Ass after Taco Bell:
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@CatchUpFeed "Eat Deez Nuts" 🤣😭
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Markets change. #dogecoin hasn't.
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What is #dogecoin ? According to @coinbase :
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#dogecoin hittin .25 for the 100th time this year
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@hodgetwins if you test positive for a performance un-enhancing drug you should be given an extra medal.
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Dogeboy McWowmoonystein is back to break his old record. #dogecoin #dogecoinTHROUGHthemoon
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@reddit_lies "Ol' Oakland Kam" is the dead giveaway 🤣
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@Timcast not this one
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3 years
Seems like a good time for this one:
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@stillgray lol he said "this isn't football" after this happened
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@reddit_lies “I’m not really trans, I’m just a guy with a fetish” lol oops
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@BillyM2k "aRe tHoSe fiReWoRkS?
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@EndWokeness "White Hispanidad" ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in "White Hispanidad"?
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@Alphafox78 blob fish
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@RobertKennedyJr Anyone else just now discover he stole Larry David’s wife?
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It's a lil rocky, but #Dogecoinarmy will always have fun. #dogecoin #DogecoinToTheMoon
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@BillyM2k let me help: Q: why did the market and crypto randomly recover A: nothing makes any sense
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"LoOkS fiNe oN mY pHoNe"
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@damonimani this is actually really good acting 🤣
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@stillgray parents filming. holes in door. young child. this is legit one of the saddest videos I've seen. there's a lifetime of pain condensed in 44 seconds.
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@stillgray shaving all the wrong parts
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@Timcast "Officials who spoke to the 60 Minutes team said the Pentagon isn't looking to track your every move." ... yeah and MK Ultra also never really happened. /s
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You sure you can handle these diamond paws? #dogecoin #Dogecoinarmy #DogecoinToTheMoon
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@Timcast WaPo reporting “it has been quiet except for the sound of boarding up windows and national guard deployment”. Thanks Maxine Waters 👍🏻
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it's beautiful. #dogecoin
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@MattWalshBlog "my lover's former lover" okay that line was funny
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ChatGPT is not a fan
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@stillgray "I'm a silky mom so of course my kids are going to grow up with health issues, mental issues, social issues, and probably grow up to have their foot amputated after an incident on a walmart scooter"
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This is a cårr
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*beats chest* Fire spur me! #dogecoin
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@stillgray Pro tip: CC if you have nice things. CC if you don’t have nice things. CC to protect your life, liberty and pursuit of happiness.
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@reddit_lies Trump is super Christian guys you're all in serious trouble.
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@nichegamer but they'll keep the furry 16" tripod nsfw mod for Skyrim
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@reddit_lies Average Redditor
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@stillgray interesting..
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IT'S HAPPENING Looks like Elon quietly released an update to monetization on 𝕏
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@rawsalerts Oh my God, this really started in a discord called "Thug Shaker Central" we're living in a South Park episode
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@WallStreetSilv In N Out the only one not gouging these days.
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@stclairashley Why does everyone like segregation so much?
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@stillgray In the same way “Karen” is or “Snowflake” sure
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@reddit_lies unedited the username
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@BillyM2k Oh they know. Imagine a crypto millionaire being quiet about it 😂
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@dom_lucre But Mr Beast building them was racist
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