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Jimeóin

@jimeoin

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My views are not my own but were told to me when i was very young growing up in Northern Ireland

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Joined March 2009
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@jimeoin
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4 years
Gagaday 48
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3 years
That's just not the way you wear new clothes.
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5 years
World peace
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@jimeoin
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4 years
Happy Xmas from Australia. Good on ya China
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4 years
Say what
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5 years
Gagaday 5. #lockdown
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@jimeoin
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4 years
Just finished my first podcast series with fellow Irish comedians about the damages caused by old stereotypes and how this affects us being taken seriously within the industry. Then I realised I hadn’t pressed the record button.
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@jimeoin
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4 years
Gagaday 47
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2 years
24th day of Xmas. Advent gagaday
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@jimeoin
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5 years
Ahh get fucked
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Ricky Gervais
5 years
If you could bring one person back from the dead to see the state of the world for one day and record their observations, who would it be? I'd bring back this guy.
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@jimeoin
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5 years
Gag a day for lockdown day 2
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4 years
Vincent Van Gogh trying to put mask on
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@jimeoin
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4 years
Gagaday 74. The last one
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5 years
Gag a day. Day 3 #Lockdown
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5 years
Gagaday 9 #lockdown
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@jimeoin
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4 years
The new nightingale hospital in Glasgow has named its new intensive care unit ICU Jimmy
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@jimeoin
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3 years
Sad news about Sean Lock. Had allot of laughs and time for him. Loved his funk fu moves and then say ‘ game of draughts, ruined’
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5 years
One gag a day for lock down
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4 years
Gagaday 62
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5 years
Gagaday 29 #lockdown
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@jimeoin
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3 years
Apple you fuckers. There is no need for this shit. U make enough money
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4 years
Gagaday 37 #lockdown
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@jimeoin
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4 years
Gold I tell you
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@jimeoin
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3 years
We need to talk about life's big mysteries. #time #timeisrelative #comedy #bigthoughts
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5 years
Gagaday 10 #lockdown
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@jimeoin
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4 years
Encore 2
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Gagaday 12 #lockdown
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4 years
Gagaday 39 told to me by Tony Rickard #lockdown
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Gagaday 20 #lockdown
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@jimeoin
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4 years
3rd draw down. Punk cockney version
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@jimeoin
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4 years
When you used to dial a wrong number.
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@jimeoin
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2 years
25th day. Happy Xmas everyone. Advent gagaday
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5 years
Gagaday 26 #lockdown
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Gagaday 13 #lockdown
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Gagaday 43
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Gagaday 7 #lockdown
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Gagaday 50
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4 years
Happy World Laughter Day!
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Gagaday 18 #lockdown
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Gagaday 19 #lockdown
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4 years
Gagaday 44
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@jimeoin
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2 years
Just two more minutes.
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@jimeoin
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7 years
In Australia please vote yes for gay marriage. Everyone has the right to be unhappy
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@jimeoin
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6 years
Ah fuck off
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@jimeoin
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4 years
Gagaday 66
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5 years
Gagaday 23 #lockdown
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@jimeoin
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5 years
Gagaday 25 happy Easter
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@jimeoin
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4 years
Gagaday 68
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@jimeoin
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4 years
Stage 4 lockdown in Victoria had to be done. And to all in the UK. it’s doable. Having no barbershops open is my only complaint
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@jimeoin
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4 years
Gagaday 71
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@jimeoin
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5 years
Stop telling me off for saying Derry and not Londonderry I’m just trying to save time. It takes to long to say Londonderry and it sounds like you are trying to keep everyone happy. I don’t trust those people. I don’t go to London and say Derrylondon. Even though we built it
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4 years
Gagaday 54
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Gagaday 57
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Gagaday 11 #lockdown
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Gagaday 72
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Gagaday 61
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4 years
Happy World Laughter Day
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@jimeoin
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3 years
I pissed myself once...
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@jimeoin
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4 years
Gagaday 49
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@jimeoin
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3 years
Where am I?
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5 years
Gagaday 6 #lockdown
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@jimeoin
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4 years
Planning on doing sober October. Which isn’t going to be easy. If I make it I’m doing narcotics November followed by dead December
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Gagaday 28 #lockdown
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Gagaday 31 #lockdown
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4 years
Gagaday 67. Last week of this
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@jimeoin
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4 years
Encore gagaday Trans world Atlantic
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4 years
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4 years
Picked up a book today about practical jokes to do with superglue. Now I can’t put it down
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@jimeoin
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4 years
I'm bringing a brand new show direct to your lounge-rooms on Saturday June 27th! Join me for an hour of great laughs, filmed live and streamed direct to you. For tickets and info click here: -
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@jimeoin
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6 years
Turns out my grandfather was Keith Richard
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Gagaday 27 #lockdown
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Gagaday 73
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Gagaday 55
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5 years
Gagaday 15. Paddy and Michael buy a camel 🐪. Farmerslove this joke #lockdown
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4 years
Gagaday 51
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5 years
Gagaday. 4 #lockdown
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@jimeoin
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4 years
Great man. Rest in peace John
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The SDLP
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Difference is the essence of humanity. #ThankYouJohn
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@jimeoin
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7 years
£200 for a comic that u can hardly see as he’s to far away? Mine are £15 and I’m too close if anything
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4 years
Gagaday 60
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@jimeoin
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3 years
Hmmm. What jokes to tell tonight?
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4 years
Doesn’t worry me
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Gagaday 40 #lockdown
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Gagaday 17 #lockdown
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Gagaday 70
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Gagaday 56
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Gagaday 30 #lockdown
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Gagaday 36 #lockdown
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Gagaday 52
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Gagaday 8 #lockdown
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@jimeoin
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4 years
Happy Mother's Day!
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Thinking of starting a ’Go Fund me” page called “Go fuck your self”. Enough of this ex rugby player
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Gagaday 16 #lockdown
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Gagaday 41 #lockdown
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@jimeoin
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5 years
My run of 60 nights in a row at Madison Square Gardens New York has now been cancelled. What can I say. It’s not the money. It’s the disappointment of my fans
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4 years
Gagaday 33. #Lockdown
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4 years
Great to hear so many women in Australia are particularly in Hairy Fanny February. Great cause. Bringing awareness to the Australian Bush.
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4 years
Gagaday 32 #Lockdown
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3 years
Be very aware of the power of lighting...
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4 years
Gagaday 64
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