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@jilo_nketiah
Jilo
9 days
August was eventful af
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@mvccido_szn
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august dump ?
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@jilo_nketiah
Jilo
4 years
Another fruitless talking stage in the mud. Lord if I’m a therapist just tell me.
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@jilo_nketiah
Jilo
6 months
I go love you tyre
@Antonettefrida
Antonette
6 months
Dear Future husband...
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@jilo_nketiah
Jilo
10 months
When Liverpool sleep with the SRC Vice President, then we’ll talk👍🏾
@softgirlmo
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10 months
men are capable of loving just one football team but incapable of loving just one woman.
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@jilo_nketiah
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1 year
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@Shakewaa12
Baby Ama Shake 🇬🇭🇨🇦
1 year
Why do people even record themselves when having sex ?
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@jilo_nketiah
Jilo
6 years
Ghanaians will spend thousands of cedis to buy a foreign dog and then feed it Ampesi and Fufu day and night till it dies of wretchedness
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@jilo_nketiah
Jilo
3 years
@HankorJefe She said:
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@jilo_nketiah
Jilo
3 years
Out of curiousity, is your little sister’s name Antoa-nette?
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@jilo_nketiah
Jilo
4 years
J Cole said he wasn’t deep, had average IQ, wasn’t above criticism, & that he wasn’t a hero. Then said he understood that she was smarter than him & a lot more woke, but begged to differ. And still, he got slandered on the internet for being “misogynistic” Looool i hate it here
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@jilo_nketiah
Jilo
10 months
The worst thing Mohammed Salah has done to me is miss a penalty. Let’s be serious ok?
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@jilo_nketiah
Jilo
3 years
Shatta Wale has beefed with EVERYONE he used to be friends with.
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@jilo_nketiah
Jilo
9 months
If you hear this girl talk once, just once o, you go make disappointed in the man passs
@GhanaCrimes
Ghana Crimes Ltd.
9 months
‘Side Chick’ and banker ‘sugar daddy’ back in court over custody of vehicle
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@jilo_nketiah
Jilo
3 years
“The NSS pay de3 i no go touch o hw3. At the end of the service, i should have at least 4k in the bank”
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@jilo_nketiah
Jilo
4 years
Asked a girl What she wanted for Christmas and got aired. Do you know where your position has to be on her league table for a girl to not wwnt a Christmas gift from you? Kyr3s3 meda relegation ankasa. Derby County 07/08
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@jilo_nketiah
Jilo
3 years
Internet niggas move like slay queens these days, it’s so funny to see.
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@jilo_nketiah
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4 years
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@jilo_nketiah
Jilo
5 years
You look like his distant cousin, Clinicals
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@jilo_nketiah
Jilo
3 years
Just remembered that my Don’s girlfriend won the Inter-Hall eating competition when we were in 1st year. At a point, her competitors stopped eating and watched her in shock as she soaked Gari in Sprite and used her fingers to whip it like Banku. That day, then my boy sad waaa😂😂
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@jilo_nketiah
Jilo
4 years
If woman dey bee you, you dey overrate everything about am. Then i always dey hype this girl's intellect. Today wey i see say ibi Brimm Tax. She be Bond3 waaaa
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@jilo_nketiah
Jilo
2 years
Post NSS depression is crazy and I don’t wish that on anyone
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@jilo_nketiah
Jilo
3 years
Thank God football is back bro. Mama Gizzard has had the TL by the balls for the last 2 weeks or so with the relationship submissions. Just yesterday, top dons were arguing whether roommates needed a cleaning rooster for their visiting girlfriends or not. Dark times
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@jilo_nketiah
Jilo
3 years
Mean say Audi neho
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@jilo_nketiah
Jilo
3 years
Botwe No lights, lovers, lie, body, knack
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@jilo_nketiah
Jilo
4 years
Broke women are 100% convinced that they deserve rich men but let a successful woman get with someone who’s not so well to do and you’ll see “why did she have to downgrade tho?” Looool why did she have to wonni twem!
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@jilo_nketiah
Jilo
6 years
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@jilo_nketiah
Jilo
5 years
Why are you a 20+ year old and still calling somebody your best friend??
@marinaroxxx
marina🪩
5 years
sco pa tu manaa
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3 years
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@jilo_nketiah
Jilo
3 years
“Na box all of us dey press. Ibi God wey dey add R2” Fraudboys >>>> Shakespeare
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@jilo_nketiah
Jilo
3 years
@TheeOneEyedKing @davidxmacharia Are you sure about that?
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@jilo_nketiah
Jilo
3 years
This has to be one of the hardest freestyles ever
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@jilo_nketiah
Jilo
3 years
Same thing happened when i went to the flagstaff house to buy a flag
@SCHBWOY
Leevai
3 years
I was at COCOBOD last week to buy kingsbite chocolate to send to friends outside Ghana. Guess what, they were out of stock on almost every chocolate product. A whole COCOBOD #FixMotherGhanaNow
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@jilo_nketiah
Jilo
3 years
4 year old girl that went missing in Offinso last week found dead at a refuse dump today. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
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@jilo_nketiah
Jilo
5 years
“Onua d)fo, b) wonsam ma Jesus”
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@jilo_nketiah
Jilo
10 months
Very simple story, really. My guy called me at 5am “Yo. I just saw your girl leave the SRC VP’s cubicle. Be like she spend the night for here o. I make sorry waa”. And just ended the call. I couldn’t even process the info properly. I just went back to sleep with tears in my eyes
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@jilo_nketiah
Jilo
3 years
Joseph: “You said you were a virgin. And i never touched you. So who exactly got you pregnant?” Mary:
@ellyserwaaa
Elsa 💕
3 years
“If Bible Characters lived in Modern times”😂 You can add yours David watching Beth Sheba’s snaps😂
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@jilo_nketiah
Jilo
3 years
Me: “5-5?” Ghanaian girl: “Masa s3 wo ky3nsen ayera aa k)hwehw3 oo”
@saintmagwinya
mack daddy🇸🇩🇨🇩🇵🇸
3 years
Yeah you should call me smooth operator 😩👌🏽
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@jilo_nketiah
Jilo
4 years
I dey sell Rolex Ghc 150 you dey ask me if ibi original. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 eyaa na moagyimi ong?
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@jilo_nketiah
Jilo
4 years
Kwesi Arthur, Nasty C and Cheque probably the waviest rappers in Africa
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@jilo_nketiah
Jilo
4 years
Re-upping this cos I'm still hurt
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@gyaigyimii
KALYJAY
4 years
Let's play a game. DM anyone that bounced you and ask them why they did that. Drop a screenshot 👀😂😂
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@jilo_nketiah
Jilo
3 years
Lmaoo Vic Mensa really pulled up to Ghana for like a week, lashed 3 out of our Top 4 rappers, and then just bounced. Even sprinkled some vibes on an afrobeat just for the razzle-dazzle
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@jilo_nketiah
Jilo
3 years
Why does this slap so much?
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@jilo_nketiah
Jilo
3 years
👀
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@jilo_nketiah
Jilo
3 years
More niggas for Ghana Twitter no know how to make a coherent argument without resorting to insults lmao. Instead of explaining why they beg to differ with your opinion, they think disagreement means they have to disrespect you. Lmaooooo saa mo gyimii no
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@jilo_nketiah
Jilo
3 years
They took my crush to Ada
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3 years
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@jilo_nketiah
Jilo
6 years
What Tory Lanez is doing is a high risk-high reward career move. If he fails,his rap career is DONE. Nobody will ever take him serious as a rapper. But if he succeeds;if he somehow takes out all of Dreamville & gets to Cole,he will gain the recognition he deserves as a top rapper
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@jilo_nketiah
Jilo
6 years
Small study group i want to join, i should print my results and come and show so you guys can decide if my gpa qualifies me or not?????? Ei
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@jilo_nketiah
Jilo
3 years
Michael Jackson can promise a Champions League and fail to deliver it. But can Messi do this?
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@jilo_nketiah
Jilo
3 years
Some my don ein woman cheat on am 3 months ago make he call me dey complain and things. Me, i insult the girl wey I advise am say make he lef am. He agree. Today, he post the girl plus love caption. You niggas disgust me.
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@jilo_nketiah
Jilo
14 days
👍🏾
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@gyaigyimii
KALYJAY
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@jilo_nketiah
Jilo
3 years
Fireboy DML really dropped a 10/10 album with zero features as his debut project in a highly competitive genre where big-name collaborations are the easiest way to the top. Just think about that. Do you know how crazy that is?
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@jilo_nketiah
Jilo
3 years
If you follow Twitter, you no go date sef. More niggas dem dey cry about women for here are happily engaged. Tie afutuo but also, ma wani nda hor.
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@jilo_nketiah
Jilo
3 years
I just realized how stuck Zaha is. You want to leave. Your team wants 70 million. Every man, woman and child alive knows you’re worth 35 million at best. Lmaooooooo
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@jilo_nketiah
Jilo
4 years
Davido has Nicki Minaj, Young Thug, Chris Brown and Nas on his album. Your fav's biggest ever collaboration is AceHood.
@davido
Davido
4 years
This year we’ve been through crazy times. And through it all, we’ve all had to look inwards to find hopes of better times ahead. I found a few. In human and creative form. I’m so glad I can finally share them with you. I present ‘A Better Time’ out 13/11/20 00:00 !👶🏽🎤😈🦁💣
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@jilo_nketiah
Jilo
3 years
Blacko be hard. It’s ok if you don’t fw his music. But stop the hate please. The boy has wordss. Hard!
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@jilo_nketiah
Jilo
4 years
@Bradonema BLACK AMERICANS THINK THEYRE SUPERIOR TO AFRICANS. IF YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW
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@jilo_nketiah
Jilo
3 years
“Oh me de3 i only have male friends o. The girls bring too much drama. The guys are so cool so i love hanging out with them” 3y3 wo s3 wanya gyimifo) ong? Kowhinii baa
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@jilo_nketiah
Jilo
5 years
You went to BloomBar to chill and spend your own money only for the bouncer to come and do you Zanzama? Looooool ah herh
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Jilo
3 years
“I no want be alone but squad dey act funny” - @KWESIARTHUR_ Word!
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Jilo
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@y2khunter @upblissed “If I gotta shoot a pussy ass nigga, Imma make it look sexy”
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Jilo
4 months
@itsjoepro “You know they tryna get us, my African” and he dead serious too
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Jilo
4 years
Am i the only one piecing this shit together?
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@jilo_nketiah
Jilo
3 years
Lmao your favorite YouTube lovebirds
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@jilo_nketiah
Jilo
2 years
The people who take tripods to the club because of “content” want to educate us about nightlife lmao
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@jilo_nketiah
Jilo
3 years
“Oh Mr. Bouncer, saa na mani te3 o”
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@edenbargh
Eden Bar
3 years
Q: "if someone is already drunk or high before coming to Eden, should they be bounced?"
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@jilo_nketiah
Jilo
6 years
When people ask you why you're always on Twitter, show them this interaction .
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@jilo_nketiah
Jilo
5 years
I think Coutinho is trying to tell us something
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@jilo_nketiah
Jilo
5 years
200 cedis for Crocs? Na Baba no ankasa ne pay naa ))k) gye no, 3y3 s3n?
@walk_in_online
Walk In Online
5 years
Crocs Lite Ride Foam Technology for a sporty look. Odor-resistant, easy to clean, Ventilation ports for enhanced breathability. Lightweight, non-marking soles. Water-friendly and buoyant; weighs only ounces. Gh200. Size 42/43 only Kindly RT ❤️🤗
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Fatpussy055: "Efia Odo" Twitter Coolkids: "😂😂😂, hoe, ashawo, 300cedis" Fatpussy055: "Sister Afia" Twitter Coolkids: "Lmaooo a whole foot??? 😂😂😂 Nastyyyyyy" Fatpussy055: "Ama Burland" Twitter Coolkids: "Mental Health"
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@jilo_nketiah
Jilo
4 years
Ouuuu that remembers me uno
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@jilo_nketiah
Jilo
6 years
My 1st ever Uni exam was 'Educational Technology'. That course is one of the most difficult, herh. I remember the exam was multiple choice, & it was going ok too(or so i thought)till the lecturer passed by me, looked on my answer sheet & said "Ah na ser wei de3 wati ne nyinaa oo"
@OneKeys
Nsafoah
6 years
O jewa ke eng (Level 100 version)
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@jilo_nketiah
Jilo
4 years
I love how everybody on the Internet wears Original everything from sneakers to watches to shirts to bags. Nobody on this app likes fake because you’re all so rich and can 100% afford the originals. I love it so much!
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@jilo_nketiah
Jilo
4 years
The Sterling guy be T.A? Lmaoooooo which of these Universities is out here employing retards?
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@jilo_nketiah
Jilo
2 years
Naa why are women like this?😭😭
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Jilo
3 years
@rachelpatt98 @SugarSenpai_ @keywilliamss_ You in the hospital when you realize your baby’s not turnt:
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Jilo
4 years
HERH INTER MILAN! THE MONEY IS MY PREPAID MONEY OOO.. EI AWURADE
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Jilo
3 years
England will beat Germany. 2:0
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Jilo
4 years
The Gambo guy now has women begging him to trigger their release clauses. Moral Lesson: In this life, make money o.
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Jilo
4 years
Currently on Dialysis
@jilo_nketiah
Jilo
4 years
Liverpool win. Stake your Kidneys
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Jilo
3 years
Ghanaian women are down with all the facets of feminism, except financial independence.
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Jilo
6 years
@L8skin @richierealdj Him and the camera going at each other like
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Jilo
5 years
Members of the International God’s Way Church bowing down to Pastor Obinim’s 6 year old daughter (Angel) in order to receive blessings from God.
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Jilo
3 years
Ah Amartey🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Jilo
5 years
I’m convinced that the Shatta Wale that made Wo Trumu Korr and Kpuu Kpaa is different from the Shatta Wale that tweets these things.
@shattawalegh
SHATTA WALE
5 years
Go sing sensible song aaa “We are taking the girls away“ That be the better advice you go fit give to the youths right -thru music ? Aboa !!!!
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Jilo
5 years
We are genuinely comparing a 20 year old who gets called up for his National Team, is in the CL Team of the Year and the Premier League Team of the Year to a 21 year old who cannot even get into the same National Team & therefore plays for the U-21s???? This is what we are doing?
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@jilo_nketiah
Jilo
5 years
Ah herh Shatta Wale messop🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@jilo_nketiah
Jilo
3 years
No group will ever have the influence Skillions had on Ghana’s music industry. They virtually birthed HipHop/Pidgin rap in Ghana as we know it. The team was solid too. J So, EL, Kevin Beats, Gemini, Lil Shaker, Joey B, Rumor etc. Think even Auntie Caro was in there somewhere lol
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@jilo_nketiah
Jilo
3 years
Romelu Lukaku vs Juventus
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5 years
@nosugrnocream @ThatfatfoolChef Should have bought her own🤷🏽‍♂️
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Jilo
4 years
Mogya nam mu!!!!!!!!!!!!
@jilo_nketiah
Jilo
4 years
Headache, Fever, Cold, Sore throat. Plus i no root in 3 days
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Jilo
3 years
No BussIt challenge No Silhouette challenge No BugsBunny challenge Just mid content Think it might be time to unstan smh
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@jilo_nketiah
Jilo
6 years
This MenzGold issue reminds me of DKM. Opana took a loan of 100k, invested it & quit his job so he could cashout 55k in 3 months. A month & a half p3p33p3 the thing collapsed.
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Jilo
2 years
Mattéo Guendouzi’s World Cup highlights
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Jilo
6 years
My last Suzo i chop some slap from some KTI boy bi err. It gave me headache for about 3 days. The guy was like 6+ft. His fingers; long like sugarcane. With calluses in his palm like he walked with it. Sometimes, when it gets too cold, i can still feel the sting across my cheek😭
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Jilo
3 years
What do you call a black man from Palestine?
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Jilo
5 years
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Jilo
5 years
@itsmulabitch @moraaayo The ghost was in that dark corner like
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