Hanad Luufluuf
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She never filed a police report. Her friends created two GoFundMe campaigns super quick. Did she plan this with the Haitian guy?
#brickgate
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Ignorance mixed with religion is sad. How will you attract foreign investment if you don't have a constitution? Investors want clear laws. The Quran doesn't address every subject.
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The people tweeting, "if you're not Muslim you're not Somali" are insecure and primitive. Freedom of religion is non-negotiable. Every Somali has the right to embrace whatever religion they like.
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The neighbourhood in Gaza where most of the Afro-Palestinians live is literally called Al Abeed - The Slaves. You can't make this stuff up. The same Arabs screaming injustice have a long history of humiliating Afro-Palestinians.
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I pray to Allah that Somalia one day reaches a stage where two brothers leave their houses and walk down the street. One enters the masjid and the other enters a church. After praying they meet up and go to a restaurant. True tolerance.
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Majority of Somalis have a poverty mindset. It's rare to meet a Somali who has an abundance mindset.
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Somali identity is in our DNA. It's irrevocable. People have every right to embrace other faiths or no faith.
Being Somali means you are Muslim by default. The second you declare another faith you’re Somali identity is revoked. A Muslim West African is more Somali than a gaal “laandheere”
Secular, liberal, brainwashed dirtbags are trying to dilute our identity.
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Somali businessmen are learning the hard way that investing in other countries wasn't a smart idea. It's interesting how these guys play the Somali unity card when their interests are threatened. 😆
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In 2020, Brick Lady accused Dollar Tree of racism. She was allegedly asked to leave store after shoppers complained she was swearing.
#Brickgate
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The oldest university in the world was founded by a Muslim woman. Today, we're at a stage where Muslim women are being banned from reading in public. Quran and Sunnah are conveniently ignored when it comes to violating women's rights.
BREAKING:
Taliban bans the sound of women’s voices singing or reading in public.
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Imagine getting arrested for how you walk? What century are these people living in?
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People back home constantly say there's no justice. However when justice takes place they protest for the murderer. 😆 Sick people.
Donzens of people have protested against a death sentence given to Sayid Ali Moalim after he was found guilty of burning his wife to death. This comes a day after Court of Appeal upheld the death sentence for Sayid Ali, amid criticism from his family over the court's verdict.
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Somaliland becoming an independent nation is the system shock that Somalia needs. We need something to get us out of the coma we're in. We can't hold Somaliland hostage for another decade. They have every right to decide their own political destiny.
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Wahhabism is a disease.
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"We admit, as Salafis, that many of our students went astray and embraced extremism."
#Somalia
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The name of the woman who got hit in the face with the brick is Roda Warsame. She's Somali. Isaaq - Habar Jeclo to be exact. Her father was a co-founder of the rebel group SNM.
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Turks are some of the most racist people in the world. Their racism stems from inferiority complex. They want to be European but Europeans view them as Asian. 😆
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@kxlberry
He lives in Australia. He benefits from their tolerant society but doesn't want the same for Somalia. He's the worst kind of hypocrite.
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Every Somali is not Muslim. We need to acknowledge our religious diversity.
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I feel sad for you. Your parents taught you to hate other Somalis and you mindlessly accepted it. Muse Bixi and his lackies don't even know you exist.
What unites Somalians:
Terrorism ❌
Droughts ❌
Piracy ❌
32-year-old conflict ❌
Hatred for Somaliland ✅
We will NEVER cave to your walaaltinimo scheme ever again ✌🏽
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The black American kids did the right thing. Don't let low-IQ barbarians call you Jareer. Jareer is a racist slur.
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Somalia is the worst place to be a woman. A country completely devoid of justice and mercy.
UPDATE: Luul Abdiaziz, a pregnant mother, has died of severe burn wounds days after she was locked in a room and set on fire by her husband. She left behind six children. Family members say they will not bury her body until the culprit be caught and brought to justice.
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We're the only people who brag about resources rather than utilising them. 😆
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Somaliland gave Abdinasir Dahable a scholarship. He studied aviation abroad. When he returned instead of working for Somaliland he chose to work for Somalia. He believed in Somali unity. This is what angered Somaliland.
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A YouTuber who visited India became ill after drinking the bottled water that the hotel provided him with. India's hygiene is beyond crazy.
Trust me this is not Bangladesh or Somalia
This is Kejriwal ruled Delhi.
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They don't produce the clothes they wear. They don't produce the tea they drink. However, they have the nerve to talk about gaalada. 😆 If it wasn't for their kindness, you'd be extinct. The gaalo have essentially become your God. They keep you alive with food aid.
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Western countries said it would take China 100+ years to catch up. China did it in less than 50.
To understand how terrified Musk is of Chinese EVs and why he canceled his India trip to scramble to China instead to beg the CCP to save Tesla, just look at that interior of the $27,000 Galaxy E8 from Geely which owns Zeekr, Polestar, Volvo, Aston Martin, Lotus, London cabs…
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A Turkish company allegedly wanted to build a solar farm on the outskirts of Muqdisho to provide cheap electricity. BECO, owned by Hormuud, lobbied the government to decline the offer as it would threaten their monopoly.
#Somalia
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I would have no issue with people waving their clan flags if their mini clan states provided basic healthcare, cheap electricity and affordable housing. Taking pride in something that doesn't provide you with any benefits is insane.
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Somalia exports millions of livestock to the Middle East every year. We've been exporting livestock for many decades and we're still poor. Doing the same thing over and over is insanity.
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Somali men are so useless. They can't even build a bridge.
The bridge in Garbaharey town has been modified by Ethiopian forces after it sustained damage from the region's recent floods.
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@Kooshinnnn
He sold out Somalia for a few million and ended up dying in Kenya. A failure in this life and the next.
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Hide what? Why do some ppl become bitter when Jews take pride in each other?
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Imagine paying thousands of dollars to die of heat stroke? Your health isn't a priority to them. They just want your money.
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@hodansomali
Majority of Somalis don't speak or understand Arabic. We made Arabic one of our national languages for political reasons. We have more in common with Kiswahili than Arabic.
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"Elgamri - an engineering student at the University of East London - travelled from the capital with Seedahmed to take part in the killing." Wow. He traded a degree for 25 years in prison. Choose your friends wisely.
4 men have been jailed for a murder in Slough last year
Khalid Nur, aged 22, of Slough ( 1st pic) was sentenced to life imprisonment with a minimum of 26 years.
Mohammed Elgamri, aged 20, of Windsor, (4th pic) was sentenced to life imprisonment with a minimum of 25 years.
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Another useless masjid got built. The people need health clinics and schools.
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1 Oromo is more productive than 20 Somalis. The average Somali man is a useless dusty who chews khat like a cow. Yuck.
Too many oromo too many oromo. Too many too many ha la qabto. Too many men too many women.
#TarxiilTime
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How is one-minute nikah any different from the temporary marriage that Shias practice?
One-minute Nikahs.
In our time culture has been massively confused with religion, to such an extent where lay Muslims are confused as to where the line is drawn between zina (promiscuous impermissible sexual intercourse) and marriage. According to all four schools of Sunni
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When you force someone to pray or fast you've automatically made their connection with God inauthentic. They're not praying to please God, they're praying to avoid punishment. I often ask myself do Islamists hate Islam?
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You sound insecure. Your logic is also unIslamic. There is no compulsion in religion. Non-Muslim Somalis exist. We respect and honour them.
You can’t be Somali and a Kaafir. There no in between. Somalia is 100% Muslims
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We've been saying "Inna lilahi waa Inna ilayhi raajicuun" for the past 35 years. Nothing has changed.
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331K views. I need to record a video of myself dancing to Christmas songs. Insecure Somalis will make me famous. 😆
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Somali men have failed Somali women. Everywhere in the world Somali women are in a state of stress. They don't receive any help taking care of the kids. Most Somali men are deadbeat dads.
🎯WAR DEG DEGA 🎯
Gabadh soomaliyeed ba ilmaheedii damacdey in eey buundo ka tuurto in Kampala, Uganda
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Ma aha inaan la yaabno inuu oggolaaday daadinta qashinka sunta ah. Ninku wuxuu ahaa tuug.
#Somalia
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When you hear stuff like this you realise the war against AS is just a game. This gov is not serious.
"The founders of Al Shabab have higher positions in my government now, even Ministerial positions. Their former high ranking officers are a part of my security apparatus"
Straight from
@HassanSMohamud
mouth in Oslo yesterday
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I support him. MashaAllah. The people criticising him engage in all types of haram activities but want him to become jobless. The One Ummah scam is coming to an end.
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Our downfall is partly due to blind loyalty to clan elders who, despite never building schools or roads, are revered as wise.
#Somalia
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Why are you on this app if you know that? You should be praying 24/7. Delete your account.
Today I learned Jahanam will burst and roar out of anger when it first meets Humans on the day of judgment and every living thing will drop to their knees in prostration and Allah will tell us to stand it’s not the day of worship but the day of Judgement
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Somalia's biggest problem isn't Al-Shabaab. It's addiction to foreign aid. Foreign aid is a drug that enables corruption and bad governance. You can't say your independent while accepting aid.
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This is why you Islamists are viewed as a joke. You guys become socially awkward if a woman sits next to you.
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I'm Somali. I'm not Arab. I don't want to become Arab. I have my own language and culture that I want to preserve. Not wanting to become Arab doesn't mean I hate Islam.
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If I was wealthy, I would build a church in Somalia just to spite the Islamists. I would call the church Kaniisada Ummada just to be extra petty.
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I'm glad you got exposed. Secret temporary marriage is disgusting. What will you Dawah Bros try to normalise next? Temporary usury?
O believers, if an evildoer brings you any news, verify ˹it˺ so you do not harm people unknowingly, becoming regretful for what you have done {49:6}
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You're one of those refugee kids who was born in Ethiopia. You have resentment for Somalia because we haven't been mentally colonised like your people.
It’s hard yall to grasp this but ETHIOPIA is so much better for Somalis THAN SOMALIA is to Somalis.
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Federalism was implemented on Somalia to balkanise us. If Somaliland gets recognition within the next few weeks Puntland will also leave. Then Jubaland.
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The people who built this great city didn't wake up every morning wondering what foot to use when entering the toilet. 😆
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If you're in your early 30s and you still use slang, I feel sad for you. This is why xalimos are marrying ajnabis. Grown-ass faraxs talking like teenagers. 🤮
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This new trend of Somali men wearing Gulf Arab clothing at weddings is weird.
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@cudz__
Somalia at one point had zero Muslims. Today it has a Muslim majority. Don't delude yourself into thinking it will always remain that way.
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If Carlee was abducted they would of released a description of the suspect/s. No mention of any toddler.
#CarleeRussell
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They're doing what you preach. Delineation and staying on code.
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Prime example of why the label People of Color makes no sense. These groups have nothing in common.
Asian parents claim NY STEM program discriminates against their kids in favor of black, Hispanic students: suit
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We either embrace unity and nationalism or we'll cease to exist.
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Wahhabism was never about "purifying" Islam. It was a geopolitical tool that laid the groundwork for the war on terror.
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They like polygamy but they hate the rules that come with it. There's no way a guy who works in a small store is fairy taking care of all of his wives.
70 year old “Sheikh” Ibrahim located in Karmel Mall in Minnesota boasts about marrying 20 different women in his lifetime & doesn’t hesitate to include that 7 of them were virgins.
He also stated he has 20 children that he is aware of- meaning there is neglect in the
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BLM xalimos are the biggest hypocrites. Some of them come from families that stole farmland from Somali Bantus. They benefit from injustice.
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Western nations are very smart. They've brainwashed you to feel ashamed of being connected to Africa. Meanwhile their corporations are making hundreds of billions in Africa.
#Camron
says he prefers to use the term Black American over African American because "Africans don't even f**k with us."
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The logic of fake nationalists can be summed up as: We're going to partake in interracial marriages but we don't want Somali women to do the same. Our mixed kids are Somali, theirs are not. Lineage is passed on through the father (which is scientifically false by the way).
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@Kooshinnnn
Her pronunciation of peace sounds like bees. Having peace and not doing anything with it is not a flex. Praise your fake country without putting down others.
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A nation of 17 million is being brutalised by a small group of 7,000? Something is not adding up.
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This man, Ahmed Nur Jim'ale, is a devil in human form. He's one of the biggest impediments to peace in Somalia.
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Some of the stuff that Somali sheekhs say about women makes me want to vomit. I get why so many of our sisters are upset.
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Whether we like it or not divestment is going to happen. Somali women are more educated and earn more than the men. They want men who are "on their level".
👋🏾✌🏾Finally Somali women can divest without y’all crying on the internet 24/7🤝 A win is a win!
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@Dieudonnem55
I love it when fellow Somalis get their racial wake-up call. We're black. Embrace your blackness!
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How can secret temporary marriage be halal and offensive at the same time? They love using "bring me evidence from the Quran and Sunnah" to justify immoral behaviour. Many of these hadiths that you dawah bros use are fabricated.
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Imagine you're part of a human trafficking gang. Are you going to abduct someone off an empty street or a highway full of cameras?
#CarleeRussell
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This is self-hate disguised as religious pride. He's clearly talking out of emotion.
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Passing away in Mecca is glamourised by Muslims. "They died in Mecca. They're so lucky." That morbid mindset is only possible if you believe that this world is a jail. People who plan for the long-term avoid dying from heat stroke.
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@AbdighaniOmar
We would be very happy if you removed the word Somali from your mini clan state.
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I used to believe this propaganda until I spoke with an actual Libyan. Gaddafi was a dictator. Libyans wouldn't have rebelled if he did the things listed.
Real Reasons why Gaddafi was killed
1. Libya had no electricity bills, electricity came free of charge to all citizens.
2. There were no interest rates on loans, the banks were state-owned, the loan of citizens by law 0%.
3. Gaddafi promised not to buy a house for his
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This could be avoided if condoms were easily available and sex education was taught in schools. Young people are clearly having intercourse. Teach them how to do it safely.
HIV/AIDS infections skyrocket in
#Mogadishu
, targeting teenagers & young people Mogadishu Mayor Yusuf Madale has confirmed. Madale appealed for intervention from health agencies & warned profit-focused hospitals neglecting patient care.
#HIV
#AIDS
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We've failed as a people. We need to do some deep soul-searching.
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We went from natural beauty to now selling creams called madoow fuujiyee.
Somali people had a special aura in the early days. Look how beautiful they are.
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I thought Somaliland was an independent nation? Why do you need a certificate from the Somali embassy?
The despotic, genocidal, terrorist regime in Mogadishu is causing significant distress to numerous patients and their families who have travelled to Addis Ababa in pursuit of an Indian visa to seek medical treatment in India. The Indian embassy in Addis Ababa stipulates the
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Carlee randomly returned home. She got taken to the hospital for an evaluation. I'm hearing rumours she has a history of mental health issues. Either way, glad she's safe.
#CarleeRussell
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